Charlotte, NC

Well, it happened …

for whatever reason, my PC “blue-screened” itself a coupla nights ago and, though I was able to bring it back, the modem (it and the drivers) was discombobulated!
Natch, I spent a full 24 tryin’ to get it back (huh?? Have ya tried calling Microsoft® lately? After pressing “this” or “that” number, ya still wait forever … and can somebody tell me how a dude in New Delhi knows about my computer?), sooooo … here I am, on an old PC, makin’ sure I get this post done (how old is it?? Dunno … but it’s got a kerosene reservoir and comes with a candle holder!).

Anyway, the “normal” PC (hmph … as if anything’s mornal in Relicworld!) should be up and running at full speed within a coupla days, and we’ll be gettin’ back to our regular posts! So stay tuned …

HILTON HEAD VACATION

While headin’ to Radio Shack™ to shop for modems (nope … didn’t find one I needed there, either!), I talked to a couple who were just comin’ through town on their way to Hilton Head for their vacation. Natch, they were gonna have to find a good rental when they got there, and I just happened to know of a great place that’d help ‘em find one!
Y’see, the South Carolina mecca is one that attracts thousands every year for fun-in-the-sun, great shopping, tennis, fine restaurants, magnificent scenery and much, much more!
Now … about that great “place”: In a minute, I’m gonna give you a link to the spot for vacation rentals in Hilton Head … and you’re gonna love whatcha see! Not only do you have great times ahead with golf courses, bike trails, tennis courts and more, but you’ve got some of the greatest fishing areas in the country! And, of course, there’s the wonder and beauty of the ocean!
And, no matter what size rental you need, you’ll get some of the finest and most relaxing amenities possible! (Oh … wonder why I’m using so many “!”s? It’s because I’ve been there … and it’s exciting!)
But, listen … don’t just take my word for it! Just click on this link for the best Hilton Head rental for you and your crew … and get ready for a grrrrrrrreat vacation!

People, if there was ever a true slogan, it’s the one below that pic, right??
But didja notice anything different about the wording? (Okay … I’ll give ya a minute …)

Here ’tis: It used the word “MOMS” instead of mothers. Yes, there is a difference, too! Y’see, biologically speaking, any female of child-bearing age and fertile can be a mother. It requires the physical development from embryonic fetus to infant, then the actual, physical birth of that child. Not an easy task, to be sure … but, then again, the female has just mothered the child!

Then … there are MOMS!

We all have our idea of what a “perfect mom” would be like. She not only works her tail off trying to take care of her house, cries her heart out if one of her children is sick or missing, loves her soul out for the benefit of her family, her husband/mate … and, most of all, her children.
She goes the “extra mile”, often taking from herself so her children can have … stays up all night, if necessary, when a child’s sick or just “needs someone to talk to” … talks more to God than she does her own husband about her children, especially as they get older (and, perhaps, married) and out on their own. She’s the most productive prayer warrior and worrier on earth, bar none.
She’s read every children’s book on the market — most of them to her own children, but also to her grandkids. She knows how to patch broken spirits as well as she does torn britches.

She’s the epitome of Proverbs 31.

To me, there was one perfect mom. And, with this (before I close this special post), let me share a story with you: Years ago, when I was just in my early single-digit years, occasionally I’d fall and get hurt. Mama would stop whatever she was doing, grab the mercurochrome, some gauze and a band-aid, wash off the hurt, dress the wound … then kiss it (which did more than any medicine or ointment!).
Then she’d pick me up, and sit down in that old high-back rockin’ chair, putting me on her lap. Slowly, rhythmically, she rock that chair back and forth, rubbing my little back and softly singing the hymn, “Bring Them In.”
In just a few minutes, I was calm, and sleeping.

Years later, in Studio East (a recording studio in Charlotte at the time), I recorded a self-composed country tune called Sing Me A Song — specifically about that time. When I got to the a capella four-part harmony (doing all the voices) of the first bridge, I was to do Bring Them In.
It took me forever to get the take right.
I was too busy crying when I got to that part. That song was mama’s …

Wonderful memories of the perfect mom.
I know you folks have those memories of yours. And …

FOR ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE WHO ARE READING THIS …

Was there any doubt?
Actually, as pleasing as it is to know that Sen. Obama won the North Carolina primaries, it’s also interesting to note how the media saw it.
Y’see, they called it along racial lines, with words like, “a high African-American population” or “carrying the black vote”. It just doesn’t make sense, does it?

But that isn’t important to the media because it’s not sensational … it’s not gonna make people buy your show/newspaper/whatever. Y’see, here in Charlotte, it doesn’t matter if you’re black/white/Bush (where everything’s a shade of grey!). What does matter is that you’re someone who wants change in the way things are run up there in D. C.!

And, for those political pundits who thought Rev. Wright would influence us were wrong. Y’see, we Carolinians are sharper than big-city suits give us credit for being; we know this dude was tryin’ to pull his “fifteen minutes of fame” by capitalizing on the fact that Barack was a friend. And his jawjackin’ was laughable to voters, who knew there wasn’t a shred of evidence linking those two!

Now the word’s out the campaign, for all intents and purposes, is over; somebody’s just gotta tell Hillary! But she’s poured more of her own multi-million fortune into her waning campaign! Ummm … okay … but, uh, doesn’t that sound like another stunt? We know, now, that she’s ultra-rich, and … well, that’s not gonna go over too well with working-class voters, is it?

But, then again, if it’s all moot now (hey … look it up! My brother taught me that word!), it doesn’t matter. In fact, only one question remains after all this:
We’ve witnessed the battles between Obama and Clinton, heard the rhetoric of McCain, saw their campaigning, watched their stances and actions …
but …

where in the world is the other candidate, Ralph Nader??

Just wondering …

TOP-FLIGHT DREAMS

In just a few short weeks, a lot of folks will be plannin’ a well-earned summer vacation from school/work/the daily grind. They wanna “get away from it all,” and really have fun and sun!
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Okay, troops … tomorrow’s D-Day — “Democrat” or “Decision” … or both … take yer pick! (Republicans, sit back and enjoy the show …)

Actually, the choice oughtta be fairly easy: One the one hand, you’ve got Sen. Clinton, who’s yet to come up with some concrete answers to the pressing issues. I’ll admit, she’s made a good campaigner, but what happens when the gloves aren’t needed anymore and sleeves haveta be rolled up? Y’see, we can’t just vote for her because (and many have said these) “We may never get the chance to see a woman in the White House …” or “Geez … just think: Bill’s gonna be backin’ her up! So how could she miss??”
If you’ve watched/listened to her, you might notice the lack of positive contact with the audience. Great speeches? Sure. But have ya noticed her body language? How she doesn’t make genuine eye contact, and how she appears to be caught up in the glamour of the moment? And watch her hands; any good orator knows that, if you’re sure of your subject — if you’re confident, you don’t need a lot of gestures, unless you’re trying to act as a cheerleader of your points.
And, listen … if Bill walked her over the threshold of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the only other thing he can do is act the part of “First Husband” or whatever. He’s no longer President. If he tells Hillary anything (other than “yes, dear”), then it’ll have to be treated as informal — it can’t be used to make a final decision. If he still wants to use his clout, it’ll haveta be out on the field, doing the work he’s been doin’ over the past near-decade.

Now, Sen. Obama is a bit of a different story. Watching him, you’ll see determination. He doesn’t use his hands nearly as much as his opponent in talking — making him appear more confident. Eye contact with members of the audience is essential to him.
He outlines his plans directly, and, in plain English, shows how he plans to implement them! He’s overcome many more obstacles than his opponent (though most are trivial. Let’s face it … does Rev. Wright’s actions really matter to this campaign? I mean, honestly? If you think they do, I wish you’d email me and let me know how …), and has come through them all well!
Besides, many of the more impactive Congresspeople have come over to his camp. He hasn’t led in delegates, overall votes and more just by appearance; people believe in him!

So, Charlotte/Mecklenburg, be sure, when ya vote tomorrow, to take these things into consideration! As homefolks down in Pineville (who knew me as I was growin’ up) can tell ya, this Relic has known and studied this political stuff for years, and have called it right on-the-money often! Let’s get the nominee that’ll make the most sense of it all, despite gender/race/religious affiliation, etc.
Most importantly, just be sure to get out and vote!

PONGING ALONG …

Now, pong tables are some of my most favorite stops whenever I go past a game room (whether at a mall or wherever). But I didn’t know much about beer pong until a business stop in Montana a few years back. Now, the game’s gaining in popularity (and for good reason; it comes down to fun!), and folks all over are lookin’ for a place to find those tables!
Well, have I got a link for you! When ya click on the one I’m about to give ya, you’ll enter a site that has not only a fantastic selection of tables (and durable ones at that! If ya play any kinda pong, you know it’s important that they don’t collapse!), but they’re also portable and superbly functional! To keep the cups from sliding around, the racking areas are well-gripped and the surfaces are protected by a strong laminate that’s perfect for bouncing balls!
Their prices are great, and, hey … if you’re not familiar with the game, they even show ya how it’s done, in a little section called “Pong 101″!
So, why not click the link and make your choice of sturdy, action-ready beer pong tables right now? Then get ready for some fun!

Break-ins … shootings … robberies …
They’re all seeming to be on the rise here in the Queen City … but if the folks around here have their way, that rise is gonna finally stop … and soon reverse!

Now, the Charlotte Observer ran a very good article about the meeting between the City Council and citizens who’ve just had enough of this criminal surge and want something done about it. They had stories from different people who’ve been victimized … stories that could’ve just as easily been any of ours!

But if the Council seemed like they were almost tiptoeing around the issue, it’s because it’s not totally in their hands. It kinda runs like this: The perpetrator — more often than not, a repeat offender — knows he can get through the “system” with little more than a slap-on-the-wrist! And, if he does serve time, it’s minimal. So he (or she) knows that another crime will result in just another “bond-out”.

Y’see, it’s one thing to have sufficient law enforcement to handle all the 911 calls and complaints issued every day … but it’s another to have judges who’ll muster the backbone to give criminals (especially the habitual) the full sentencing they should have, and not bondafterbondafterbond they can post, or suspended sentencing.

If we’re ever to make this city safer, the courts have to send a strong message to criminals (especially the habitual offenders): YOU COMMIT CRIME, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL OR PRISON! PERIOD!

And then have the courage to back up that statement, either with more D.A.’s (I agree with Pete Gilchrist completely on that need!), more law enforcement officers, a new and better chief, … and some determination!

THE BANGLE ANGLE

One of the most ornate and beautiful pieces of jewelry a woman can wear are bangles. For years, they’ve adorned the wrists of ladies who’ve loved their style; to many, it shows class. It also complements almost any outfit the woman decides to wear.

Of all the places you can buy these beautiful accessories, only one provides the elegance, panache and style the woman really deserves … and at wonderfully comfortable prices as well! The link I’m about to give you leads to a site that also provides free shipping, bangles in different gold karats, and more! Their selection is unmatched, no matter where you go! You can even order via PayPal™ for greater ease, comfort and security.
And all you have to do to find the best and most beautiful gold bangle is jsut to click that link!
And remember: Mother’s Day is coming up in just a couple of weeks! So why not surprise the Mom in your life with an exquisite bangle? Believe me, she’s worth it! So do it now!

If there’s one employer who needs more qualified applicants and workers, it’s the Charlotte-Mecklenburg School System. But, there again, that goes for every system in America! And the fact that the CMS held a job fair Saturday to attract these applicants is excellent … and just amplifies that earlier statement I made.

Y’see, very few people realize what actually goes into being a teacher these days. From the first college classes to the degrees achieved through hard work, to their apprenticeships as assistants and, occasionally, tutors, all the way to working with some of the squirmiest kids, staying with lessons rather than losing their cool, keeping up with school mandates for teachers and, then, local, state and Federal guidelines that sometimes restrict them; then preparing for the next day/week/month of classes — and all on pay that’s often not enough for what they go through, the teacher has one of the most stressful jobs in the nation!

So, whatever the individual schools or the board comes up with as far as “hires”, we’ve gotta give ‘em all credit for their work and their dedication and devotion to their occupation! It’s my hope that the board selects the best for our kids — because our children deserve the best!

RIGHT ON TARGET

Okay … here we are, nearing graduation, wedding and baby season (not necessarily in that order!), and stores are gonna be “calling our name” to get us to buy gifts from them! But the economy is buggin’ our wallets, so we’ve gotta watch our spending …
So what do we do? I mean, we want quality, but don’t wanna spend an arm-and-a-leg, right?? Well, that’s where the best department store in America comes in!
Y’see, for years, I’ve shopped at Target™ and have gotten great buys on name-brand merchandise, without any hassle or headaches! And, best of all, I’ve come out with quite a bit of cash saved!
Now, today, you can shop online with ‘em and not have to worry about long lines and parking spaces. And get this: Now you can even get coupons that’ll help you save even more money when you shop with ‘em that way!!
Y’see, Target.com gives you the same products that you’ll find at their stores here in town — even at the same prices! You’ll find it a lot easier than cruising the aisles and bumpin’ into buggies, too! And by using the money-saving coupons that you’ll find courtesy the link I’m about to give ya, you’ll save even more!
So get ready for a great shopping experience in the comfort of your own home, and save on some fantastic purchases! All ya gotta do is click the link that’ll take you to some wallet-friendly Target coupons, and you’re on your way! Do it now, okay?

No, it doesn’t look like me (I dont wear hats) — but it opens up a slew of memories. Y’see, years ago, I was privileged to run an insurance debit, and part of it was in my old hometown of Pineville.

Now, for y’all who don’t know the word “debit” in insuraslang, it meant a bunch of people goin’ out, knockin’ on doors, tryin’ to sell somethin’ to (or collect somethin’ from) ya. Sort of like Jehovah’s Witnesses, but with account books instead of Bibles. And better suits.

It was exhilarating, to say the least: Gettin’ up and to the office (with gas prices less than a week’s paycheck, we could afford to drive back then) early, tallying up the previous day’s work, then checkin’ our route and getting on the road to “knuckle” our first door of the morning. We were told “ring doorbell, wait, knock, wait, ring doorbell, leave card”. Then go in, since the client answered the door after the first ‘bell’ (ahhhh, those rookie days!). Actually, to a man, the clients were all polite. To a woman, they were morepolite!

There’s an incident I remember that, to this day, brings a bit of smile to my face (well, something’ gotta do it besides grits and coffee!): I was flipped to another debit and some old gent took my debit in Pineville. Well, when some of my clients asked where I was, he told ‘em (he said “jokingly” later, before he was fired) that I’d taken their money and gone to play pool with it (Huh? No, I don’t even know how to play it! The only time I tried, I missed the #7 ball and poked the opponent at the next table in the … let’s go on, okay?). Anyway, he had so many people cuss him out and show him the door that they put me back on the debit again!

But I learned a lot from those days (including one award for being the top-seller for awhile [take that, Mr. B.!]). The friendliness of the people, the successful negotiation of busy traffic (remember: these were the days before cell-phones), enjoying the beauty and crispness of a cool fall morning, and the satisfaction of doing a solid, productive day’s work were all invigorating.

Most of all, having the privilege of having some of the best people on the planet as clients helped a lot, too …

GETTING THE BEST INSURANCE TODAY

Naturally, it makes sense to get insurance coverage … but so many people just don’t have the time to “shop around” for the best rates, service, etc. Now, there’s one site that’ll compare rates for ya, and provide informative (and very enlightening) articles, answer some frequently-asked-questions, walk you through the application process, — even educate ya on insurance terminology and more!
Imagine … if you don’t have the insurance coverage you need, just by following the link I’m about to give you can change all that AND save you money in the process! You can be totally prepared to insure yourself and your family, with a company you can trust, and all within minutes after studying the site! Just click on this link for the most sensible, affordable and reputable term life insurance quote — and be well on your way to securing your family’s future!!
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Ahhh, how well I remember that ol’ country preacher tellin’ his congregation, “When I was a kid, we had runnin’ water at our house. When mama needed some water, I’d RUN to the well, draw up a bucket-a water, then RUN back to the house!”
It’s a cute joke, but you’d be surprised at how many people have runnin’ water these days — runnin’ down the sink counter, runnin’ into the floor — and all because their faucets are broken!

Now, even after Daddy switched from Hefner Plumbing Co. to open his own pump-repair business (Hinson Pump Co. in Pineville), many of Mr. Hefner’s customers still called on him to do their plumbing! I’d ride along with him, and learned a lot!
For example, there was the time at the Baskins’, when he was fixin’ the trap under their sink while low-flying Army aircraft were clipping the tops of some high trees (or so said Laverne Grace at the time)! Y’see, there were war games goin’ on not far from Charlotte, and we were startled by ‘em. Still, ya couldn’t stop Clarence and his family; they were too busy watchin’ “rasslin’” on Channel 3 to pay much attention to them or us! And that’s what got me interested in workin’ pro wrestling matches in time …
Another time was when one of his customers was so thankful for Daddy’s work — in fact, maybe had a bit of a crush on him — that she actually (I’m not kiddin’ here!) broke things just so she could call him to come and fix ‘em for her! ‘Course, he was fiercely devoted to Mama, and, together, they couldn’t help laughing over the little lady’s shenanigans!
But, in all, he taught me the right way to treat people, whether they be customers or complete strangers. His work was renowned throughout Charlotte and Pineville; but, more importantly, he showed that common courtesy, combined with humility and confidence, could do more than “know-how” alone!
It’s something that I keep in mind to this day … and am so thankful for …

OH … ABOUT FAUCETS:

Daddy always said, “If you wanna give ‘em the best service outta somethin’, ya gotta give ‘em the best product!” And today, with the higher water pressure and heavy usage on one end and the need for better systems on the other, it’s necessary to have the best and most durable faucets for your sink or lavatory! The seals have to be just right, the hardware and assembly has to be perfect for your sink and lavatory counters, and they need to be dependable over the years!

That’s why, by clicking the link I’m about to give you, you’ll find the best faucets and assemblies in the business! They give you greatmore! Why, they even have faucets for the famous clawfoot tubs (now, these could be hard-to-find elsewhere!).

Now, all you’ve gotta do to give your bathroom or lavatory the pizazz it needs as well as the most dependable fixtures is to go to the one place to find the best faucet for your needs! Believe me, you won’t be disappointed — and, as you see these in action, you’ll wanna tell your friends and neighbors about ‘em! So go ahead and click that link now, okay?

Who, in their right minds, wouldn’t agree with the sit-in against sweatshops? Y’see, the students holed up outside the chancellor’s office at UNC-Chapel Hill don’t want anything with their logo on it to be made at those low-paying, employee-slaving dumps! They want ‘em made in factories where workers are paid a decent living wage, and are treated with respect!

Look … the UNC systems prides itself on building spirits … not breaking ‘em, like the “straw-bosses” of these profit pits do all too often to their workers. They’ve followed the lead of Appalachian State (but, in that one, students were arrested!) and have petitioned system president Erskine Bowles to put all UNC schools on a program that’ll have the goods made at respectable factories.

It’s a worthwhile cause … and, fortunately, the government seems to be slowly picking up on the human-rights violations in these profit-pits! But, until some kind of positive action is taken, UNC can take the helm and put pressure on these places to either upgrade their treatment of workers or be faced with their client base drying up!

Come to think of it, maybe that’s an even better idea …

ROUTING IT OUT RIGHT

If you’re needing better networking hardware — including the all-important VoIP phone for your computer network (these VoIPs are becoming more and more essential to businesses these days) — chances are you’re shopping around for the type that’ll serve your specific needs. Of course, you know you’re probably gonna have to dig deep in your wallet to pay for the hardware, not to mention taking the time and trouble of comparison shopping, checking on warranties, tech support, etc.
Time-consuming? You bet! But there’s a much better way to get the hardware you need, and save a lot of money in the process: Buy refurbished hardware that come with a great warranty and saves you money; hardware that the company actually stands behind!
Now, there’s one place that’ll provide all that — the highest quality, the best prices, warranties, and more — but even go one better by offering to trade or buy your used hardware! All their equipment is tested, refurbished, authorized, and supported by the company, and they offer a standard 90-day warranty … the exact same warranty they offer on new equipment.
Believe me, it’s worth your time to find out more! And the way you do that is to click on this link, which will take you to the site that offers used cisco — where top-quality, affordable prices and (above all) customer satisfaction are most important to them!
So, check them out now, okay? You and your network will certainly be pleased with what you discover …

And the kid was gonna call it “Columbine III” …

As you’ve probably read, a student down in Chesterfield (SC) had plans to attack his high school in the same way as Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did in Columbine, Colorado nine years ago. What tipped authorities off were the ten pounds of ammonium nitrate delivered to his house on Saturday.
An investigation yielded some pretty detailed plans as to how he was going to carry out his “attack” — one that he knew was certain to get him killed in the process. In fact, he’d already recorded a tape to be heard after-the-fact, giving reasons for the attack.

Now, a lot of local folks are talkin’ about it, with words like “anger”, “mental case” — even “the devil” — popping up in conversations. But there’s one point that’s seriously overlooked:

Re-read what I wrote a moment ago: “certain to get him killed in the process.” Have ya ever thought that maybe … just maybe … kids who do these things are suicidal, and should be treated and counseled well beforehand? In this case, they’ve already decided to end it all — but, instead of “wimping out” with a handful of pills or swingin’ at the end of a self-made noose, they decide to “go out swinging” and take as many out with them as possible.
Also, they know that, in an attack like that, they couldn’t “back out” of their suicide; if they didn’t complete it, the police would!

So, y’see, that’s what we’ve gotta work toward if attacks (and plans thereof) are to subside; identify those students who are potentially suicidal. Work with them through competent counseling/mental health systems. Then seriously monitor their behavior over the school year. If there’s a danger, we’ll be more apt to “see it coming” in the future …
NOTE: As I said, it can help them “subside”. Under NO circumstances is this to be construed as “stopping” them all. There are obviously gonna be SOME situations that will differ.

THE BEST WAY TO EASE TENSION IS …

obviously, to walk. Endorphins (the “pleasure” chemicals within the brain) begin to increase, and, after a good workout, you feel a lot more relaxed. Besides that, you also keep yourself in shape, get the muscle tone you need as you lose weight, and derive so many other benefits from it.
That’s why you need a good treadmill to help you obtain and maintain those benefits! Now, there are many on the market today, but, just between us, I’m gonna give you a link to the best selection you’d ever want! Among them are treadmills that’ll generate stats for you, so you can keep track of your workouts and their effects, crosstrainers — even one that has a flat screen TV and excellent sound system to keep you entertained during your workout!
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You’ve probably read it a zillion times by now; we’re heading for a recession. The signs are all around us, and we’re beginning to wonder how far our hard-earned money — including that we’ve placed in savings — is going to take us.

Fortunately, there’s one investment that can keep us solvent and safe during these belt-tightening times. You see, investing in gold coinage has been a way of protecting people from the proverbial “wolves” for ages. Since the value of gold doesn’t depreciate like the standard paper dollar, it retains your purchasing power while other mediums of exchange dwindle.

It only makes common sense to preserve the financial dignity of your family during this economic crunch, right? And, by following the link I’ll be giving you in a minute, you’ll be able to start breathing easier about your financial security! Not only is it home to a great staff of professionals in the field who are committed to serving your investment needs, but it’s also where you’ll find America’s best precious-metals dealer (as it’s been for thirty years!). You can buy your coinage for immediate personal delivery, or you can arrange for it to be safely stored at an independent bank (or depository),=.

Charlotte, we’re one city where citizens pride themselves on staying safe and secure; with this recession, this should be doubly true. And the best way to maintain that financial security is to buy gold coins now! By doing so, you’re keeping your purchasing power (and financial worth) safe, no matter how hard the wolves of recession knock on your door. So click the link today and invest in a safer tomorrow!

INTRODUCING …THE ULTIMATE BEATLES DVD!

If you’re a fan of The Beatles, trust me … you’ve gotta lay your hands on this piece of history!! I just bought my copy (PS it was the last in the bin; the rest had already been sold!) and, folks, it lives up to everything it’s been adverted to be!

Remember when, on my music site, I toldja about the “just-discovered” footage of the Fab Four from Scotland? It’s on here! Wanna see the very first footage of the Beatles performing? It’s on here! Wanna see my cat’s pawprint? It’s on here … (er, on mine, anyway. Fortunately, it’s just on the jacket … which is cleanable …)

You’ll also be hearing John tell ya who actually caused him to leave Liverpool; seeing one of the earliest shots of George as a Beatle (not seen before!); seeing parts of their “home movies” and a lot more hitherto-unseen Beatle footage; hearing from those who were closest to them, professionally, and the best and most fitting background music for any Beatle documentary … instrumental tracks performed by The Fore!
Rarities, excitement, a history lesson you wouldn’t get anywhere else … it’s all here!! So, this Relic definitely gives it an A++!! (I would say “two thumbs up,” but how’m I gonna type this if I do that??) If you’re a real Beatles fan, ya GOTTA get yer hands on this!! Get it at yer local record store or order online NOW!! Don’t let this rare piece of history slip through your fingers (’sides, it could break that way, y’know!!).

NOW … ON TO OTHER THINGS:

Speakin’ of Beatles, in a way: didja know that Britney and Farrah’s med records weren’t the only ones that were pilfered and breached from UCLA Medical Center? George Harrison’s were back in 2001!

It’s been reported that crimes might’ve been the cause of death of both Sonny Bono (of Sonny and Cher – and, later, Senatorial– fame) and the legendary James Brown. Word is (as I reported here) that Sonny might’ve been beaten to death by drug lords who knew he was about to “blow the whistle” on their setup.

Mr. Brown was said to possibly have been poisoned by thieves who wanted to find the “fortune” he allegedly had buried on his South Carolina estate. In fact, his friends are calling for his body to be exhumed and tested by toxicologists!

And Heather Mills has made one of the most outlandish claims (okay, stupid, then!), saying she doused the head of Sir Paul’s attorney just after the divorce proceedings because she wanted to “baptize” her for something the poor, misguided barrister had done wrong!

IN THE FORE-FRONT

Today, the lads are beginning their rehearsal of numbers for their next CD, but the buzz going on around is that their fanbase is growing fast!!
And … is there a recording contract in their future?? From the reports I’ve been gettin’, there’s a certain record group that’s seriously watchin’ the band, and I FOREcast one in the very near future! Hey … it’s inevitable!!

Their work on the Rare & Unseen DVD is bound to bring a lot of new fans into the ForeFront, obviously.
Personally, I’ve never met more sincere, personable and definitely more energetic young men than Spencer, Simon, Luke and Matt! When you get a chance to hear these lads in action, whether by CD, on Hotspot and other radio networks or live, take it!! You’ll be watchin’ or hearin’ rock history-in-the-making!

A NEW UPDATE ON PETE DINTINO

As you know, we’ve been keepin’ up with “Shadow’s” fight against leukemia (one which is, without a doubt, the bravest and most miraculous fight anyone’s ever seen!). Lately, the reports have been a bit sparse, but, just minutes ago, I received word from Pete’s angel-daughter, Lin. He’s gonna need your prayers and good vibes, Rockaholics:

“Hello Everyone, well the MRI and CT scan didn’t show anything of appreciation. His blood clot is unchanged and they couldn’t find a reason for the fever. The fever eventually went down to a borderline 37.9C. Unfortunately he has slipped a little the GVH has spread from a rash to his gut. They will treat that with high doses steroids, this though will negatively effect his muscular myopathy. His shaking is much worse and will continue to get worse before it gets better. He also has become more confused this last week. They aren’t exactly sure why but they are having a meeting to discuss the possibilities, I will of course will be present for this and can hopefully provide you all with an answer. He needs our continued prayer and support because he is certainly not out of the woods. We have to leave this in God’s hands. In addition to his physical battle he is also fighting a mental battle, he has been in the hospital for over two months and is depressed, as anyone would be in his situation. I’m still confident that God hasn’t brought him this far to let him go, he is going to make it, it just isn’t going to be easy, of course nothing he does is ever easy! Hoping that the next update is a good one, Love Lin”

Okay, Charlotte … ya know what I’m gonna say, right?? Then LET‘S DO IT!! The superdrummer/friend/rocker/inspiration hasn’t fought this far to drop, right?? So send those prayers and thoughts out “special delivery, next-minute-air” — matter of fact, take a second here to stop and send out some special thoughts and prayers for Peter in this tremendous fight. Then come on back, and we’ll wrap it up, okay??

PRETTY AS A PICTURE?

Well, it can be, if you have the right framing as well as portrait! Of course, finding someone to provide that can be a bit of a struggle (unless you like to scour the phone book, tackle the traffic … and pay higher prices)!
But there’s a fantastic place, right at your fingertips, that can provide that for ya … and so much more! Now, I’ll give you the link in a minute; but, first let me tell ya what else you’ll find:
They also have an amazing collection of fine art images, posters and more; you can upload your favorite photo or image and have it beautifully printed on paper or canvas (they’ll even custom-frame it for you!); you’ll find an online frame shop as well as their wide selection of beautiful frames.
Of course, there’s more — and you can enjoy it all, right from the comfort of your own home and computer! All you have to do to click on the link to find the best in custom picture framing.
What you’ll get from ordering with them will be picture-perfect!

Rare and Unseen: The Beatles DVD jacket photo courtesy of Liberation Entertainment.

Five carjackings in Charlotte — at gunpoint, no less — and the gendarmes don’t think they’re related?
Lemme tell ya somethin’: Somehow, they are! I mean, it’s too much of a “coincidence” …

But it brings to light what we have to do to prevent this from happening to us! Here are just a few pointers:

• First, remember to always park as close to a store (or whatever your destination is) as possible! Carjackers don’t wanna be seen by the public … so the more people around, the safer you’ll be.
• Secondly, be sure to park where you’re visible to others around you.
• Thirdly, never have any packages, money, wallets, ID or whatever in plain sight in your vehicle! Put them in the trunk, even if you’re only gone for a few minutes!
• Fourthly, keep your cell phone right beside you, ready to call for help if needed. If you don’t have a cell phone, get one! Help is just three digits away: 9-1-1!
• If you’re going from the store or building back to your car, walk with people you know or are comfortable around! There’s strength in numbers, y’know …
• Fifthly (and if you’re driving in a congested area), keep the doors locked — and never pick up strangers, no matter how destitute or sad they may look! If they need help with a tire, or are broken down somewhere, use that cellphone of yours to call 911, a wrecker or someone to help them!
• If someone does break in, point a weapon and demand your vehicle, don’t resist! If you do, it’s possible that you won’t need that vehicle again (you know what I mean …)
• Lastly (but certainly not least) be sure you know the (1) make and model of your vehicle AND (2) your tag number!! If someone does carjack you, get as full a description of the person as possible (identifying marks or scars, hair/eye color, height, clothing) and in which direction they’ve taken your car.

Now, this won’t stop all thieves (some may stop at nothing) … but it’ll certainly keep you more secure and vigilant while you’re out there on the road!

CONFIGURING MEMORY

Every laptop needs it at some point or another, right? The problem most people have, though, is that they don’t know how to go about getting that memory upgrade they need.
Today, though — thanks to the miracle of this little thing we call the Internet — you can not only find the upgrade you need. but get live or phone support, choose the category and manufacturer you want, and more! Believe me, it saves a lot of time and effort!
You’ll also save a lot by going to the site (I’ll give you the link in a moment) and can also sell your laptop memory as well as buy! So, for the best in upgrade and memory configs, you’ll definitely want to go with the place that offers the best and most reliable laptop memory.
So, just click on that link you just passed, and, before ya know it, your laptop’s gonna be quicker and more efficient than ever before! Try it today!

Hmmm ….
Seems like a few folks have gotten a little miffed over the Relic’s home turf over the past few days! From cat-calls (well, more or less. And apologies to my cats …) about the downtown area to long, intellectual jabber about how this or that’s gonna make the town worse, to …

Awww, come onnnn! Enough is enough! Look … not only are you treadin’ on a subject near to this relatively-ol’ ticker, but you’re also gettin’ a bit nearsighted (if even that!).
Y’see, Pineville’s grown by leaps and boundaries over the past coupla decades alone; yet, it’s one of the few small towns that’s actually kept its hometown touch — and the people who made it that way in the first place. More people are coming down than ever to visit the unique stores in the downtown area, as well as the Carolina Place Mall (which, by all accounts, is about to get a big boost due to the situation at Eastland!).

It all seems a bit funny, though; most (I’d say around 99%) of the complainants aren’t from here, originally; they’ve moved from some other area or city, and have ideas on how to “improve” our town.
Listen … as the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, don’t try fixin’ it!” Sure, there are gonna be businesses that go “belly-up,” but that’s the case in every town or city. But don’t trash the town ’cause it’s happened!

I’ll give ya one nod, though: It would be nice if the light-rail actually made a stop in the town itself (maybe over there on Main, just beyond Dover, where the old depot used to be). It’d save a lot of trouble gettin’ back-and-forth to Big City!

But the bottom line is this: You’ve still got one of the most easy-going, colorful, friendly — and profitable! — places in the United States right here! If you’re a longtime resident, you know how everything runs, and what’s needed; if you’re a transplant from somewhere else, you might be learning a bit about the town. But if you’re just gonna stand back in your own corner and diss it, do us all a favor and just keep your comments to yourself, huh?
I mean, after all, if ya can’t say somethin’ nice or productive, we don’t need your input! So stop trash-talkin’ m’town!!

LOSING WEIGHT ISN’T HARD ANYMORE

So many people are talkin’ about the benefits of a new diet product called hoodia because, unlike many offers on the market that claim to help lose weight, this one’s natural (the Hoodia Gordonii plant) and has a natural, botanical way to help you lose weight!
Now, there’s been a lot of talk (both in broadcast media and print) about the offers made on the web concerning this diet supplement — so many claim to have the right brand of it that it can be confusing.
But there’s one spot on the internet where you can find out for sure. All you have to do is click the link I’m about to give you, and you’ll find a buying guide for the product, some useful advice in purchasing it and an unbiased chart that’ll show you the different brands that are on the market so you can make sure you’re getting real hoodia.
So, if you want the safest, most natural — and genuine — dietary supplement on the market, go ahead and click that link now! You’ll be really glad you did — especially when you see the new “you” it can help provide!

MAN, I hate havin’ sinus problems! And to think I just got over an infection a few days ago (or so I thought!)
Actually, it happens almost every time I travel to Kentucky for the wrestling event, then back here a day or so afterward. It happens again whenever I go back up to visit my granddaughter … and again when I return!

But, according to reports from doctors and nurses on both sides of the route, this sucker’s got most people, er, “by the nose” in one way or another! And it’ll hang on for as long as it can, though there are a few things you can do to “ease the pain” a bit:

• First of all — and no matter how bad it feels — remember that it will pass! Shoot — almost everybody’s either had it before or has it now, and they recover! So get a positive attitude about it!
• Now, remember: Drink plenty of water! The reason is that there’s only one way for this rascal to leave your system, and that’s through elimination (largely, perspiration or … well, the “bathroom” thing). NO ALCOHOL, though; it not only can stay in ya but also tears down your immune system!
• If it’s too hard on ya, see your doctor about antibiotics and decongestants (there are some on the market that combine the two). Another word of warning: No matter HOW much you love your mama or Aunt Whosis, NEVER TAKE SOMEONE ELSE’S MEDS! Man, that could really rip ya apart, ’cause their meds may be too strong/not right for you!
• Of course, get plenty of rest! Don’t turn the air conditioning on too high or cool, ’cause that’ll make yer throat a bit raw at night (don’t give that immune system too much work! ). And wear loose night clothing (unless ya sleep in the … ummm, that is, if … awwww, nevermind). Give your body a chance to breathe a little!

Of course, not every plan works for everybody, so it’s best to check with your doc to see what he/she recommends, right?

But just remember: You will get over it! Just stay optimistic!!

SPEAKIN’ OF BEDS

Naturally, you’ll want the most relaxing mattress you can find; this is not the time to be playing ‘princess and the pea’ with your bed, right?? Now, many people are turning to the memory foam mattress because it not only conforms to your posture and position, but also maintains its comfortability!
And if you’re lookin’ for the best of these, and at the best price, I’ll give you a link where you can find ‘em. But, before I do, look what else you’ll get: A twenty-day in-home trial, ten-year warranty (right … I said “year”!), free shipping to your home here in the Charlotte area and a lot more!
And all you have to do to get a really good night’s sleep is to click on the link taking you to the best in platform beds! Believe me, you’ll have the most relaxing slumber you’ve had in years.
I know, ’cause I’ve used one for a few years now, and wouldn’t try anything else! So whatcha waitin’ for? Click on that link now. And get ready for some sweet dreams!