Charlotte, NC

Okay … my email’s been flooded with notes from fans around the US (and the Queen City!!) who just need to know more about the raw musical energy known as The Fore. Soooooo, I’m gonna kinda/sorta pre-empt the regular post here to oblige ya, Charlotte!:

About ten miles from London, in a town called Bromley in Kent, four young men came together and created a sound not heard since the early Beatles. But they brought something to the musical table that set them apart from any other Beatlesque group: they actually had the same energy, drive, personality and power of the Fab Four within them!

These musicians — Matt Hardy on lead guitar, Spencer Hannabuss (pictured on your right, and who also writes the band’s material) on bass, Luke Bentley on rhythm guitar and Simon Thompson on drums — melded their personalities, and began, just as their famous predecessors, to perform wherever they could find a crowd: streetside, private functions, fairs and small clubs.

They finally caught the attention of the manager of the famous Cavern Club in Liverpool, and now are booked there often. Let me quote from Neil White, their publicist:
“they love them in Liverpool, no surprise maybe except the people of Liverpool are not easily fooled … in fact the manager of the Cavern wanted them to be the resident band.”
Sort of reminds you of another band, doesn’t it? In fact, these lads have all the elements of the Beatles, including their apprenticeships (playin’ the sweaty gigs in small clubs and for low-to-nothing pay), their devoted, grassroots fanbase and the true, ingrained energy that elevated the legends to the top of the charts!

In each member, you’ll see a distinct and lively personality. The intensity of Simon (pictured on the left) captivates many fans, while Luke could pass as the “kid next door”(btw, that was what Michelle M. from Toms River, NJ, observed); lead Matt looks studious and a bit quiet, while bassist Spencer not only exudes “life … maybe a hint of impishness” (again, Michelle’s observation!) but looks a bit like George Harrison.

But their sound is what’s really turning on the fans! Though they’re lookin’ for a record contract at present (and, man, it won’t be long before their names are on a lucrative dotted line!), they already have a CD out called Black & White … and even are featured (with six songs!) on the upcoming Rare and Unseen: The Beatles DVD (premiering on April 7).

Now, I’ll be addin’ more about the guys (as it becomes available) in future posts, but, until then, you can get into the ForeFront by clicking on their site. A word of warning: You will be pleasantly excited by what you’re gonna see and hear!

UPDATE ON PETER DINTINO

After a small rough spot, Pete’s still climbin’ back from his fight against leukemia! Folks, I swear I’ve never seen so much courage, fight, belief and pure fortitude outta anyone before. At the rate he’s goin’, it won’t be long before he’s back behind the drumkit, rockin’ like never before! Here’s his daughter’s latest entry (read the whole thing from the beginning at his CaringBridge site for a completely awesome and inspiring story!):

“The intial tests showed nothing. He had an EDG and a Ct scan and they both came back negative. They did take a biopsy of his stomach while they were down there, that won’t come back for a couple of days but hopefully everything is okay. I am back now and he says he’s really glad. I got him to take some of his medicine PO (by mouth) and hopefully if everything comes back negative I can get him back to taking all of them. He is having minor surgery to fix his sub-clave catheter in his neck tomorrow so I’m not sure how up he will feel to phone calls but I will ask him! Thank you again for the prayers and continued support. Love Lin

Well (Y A W N !!) it’s been a long day here in Relicville, so I think I’m gonna go on and open this new pack of zzzz’s and then hit the sack. So I’ll see ya tomorrow when we get back to the QC with news and views, okay??

A word to Channel 9: Now you’re gettin’ into Relic Territory with your “Worst Songs of 1990″! In other words, you’re wrong on a few of ‘em!!

Okay … I’ll give ya Macarena and a few others, but Achy, Breaky Heart? Tell me: Have you ever known a song after The Bee Gee’s disco hits that have turned more people on to dancing? Granted, that tune has plagued Billy Ray Cyrus for years (seems he can’t get away from it, though he’s done a lot of other great ones), but it did get more people onto the line-dance floor (read: a form of exercising, socializing and timing) than at any time since Stayin’ Alive.

And Guns ‘N Roses November Rain? C’mon … you’ve gotta be kiddin’! The song is a story about a guy’s love, from dating to tragic end. It’s a modern-rock classic!

Yep … you’ve got Michael Boreton … er, Bolton .. right. This cat is dull, and about as original as a 99 cent hamburger! But don’t lump Ugly Kid Joe’s version of Cat’s In The Cradle in with him, okay? It was almost a perfect cover of Harry Chapin’s superhit … tailored for the new generation!

The rest are pretty much on-the-money, though.

Now, this isn’t to knock WSOC at all; in fact, it’s been my fave telly since the days of Joey the Clown, Kilgo’s Kanteen and more! Despite the other channels’ best efforts, they’ve always come through with the best news programming in the Charlotte area!
But they’re a little off when it comes to pickin’ the “best” or “worst” rock/pop songs of the ’90’s (hey … don’t blame them! Their sister station, WSOC-FM, is one of the foremost in country music!). Better luck with the New Millennium playlist, guys …

The free tickets for the event are already gone — snapped up within two hours, according to the cadre at the Grady Cole Center. ‘Course, they’re not for a rock, wrestling or rodeo show, but for a chance to see history in the making.

The candidate who, according to some pundits, is the most charismatic and voter-friendly in the 2008 primaries is coming to Charlotte on Wednesday afternoon to address supporters before heading to a couple of fundraisers here later that night.
Sen. Barack Obama, who not only would be making history (if elected) as the first African-American President of the U. S. (and, I’ve gotta say, it’s about time this happened!) but also is one of the most resilient candidates to come down the pike in a long time, will be appearing at 3:30 PM at the Center. Doors will open at 1:30, and, while the public has been invited, organizers won’t allow bags or signs to be brought in (for security reasons, natch!). In fact, personal items are limited as well (again, this is a security measure for any candidate, Democrat or sinner …)

Y’know, it’s interesting to note here that, while the elections themselves are “up in the air” (though the Dems have a slight lead, at this point, over McCain and the GOP), we (and especially our kids!) are witnessing “history in the making” as it’s the first time we’ve ever had an African-American (on the one hand) and a female (on the other) duke it out for the top spot on the Democratic Presidential ticket! Should either Barack or Hillary win, it’ll definitely be a landmark in American history!!

So, if you’ve got one of those tickets to the event, please be sure to attend! The Grady Cole Center is located at 310 N Kings Dr., for you newcomers …

BE A FRANCHISE PLAYER

When ya look around the Queen City (as well as the rest of the world, for that matter), you’ll see people who own “franchise” stores; they’ve purchased the right to open their own businesses under a parent corporation’s name and offer its services and/or products. Of course, they’re profitable for both parent corp and franchisee.
Well, one of the most lucrative markets for franchises is in the UK, where it’s not only less expensive to open one but also more popular! From internet-based businesses to cleaning, fitness, food and more there are literally hundreds in which you can invest … and start reaping profits!
And the site that can help you find the best franchise for your investment dollar is just a click away (I’ll give ya the link in a moment). It doesn’t stop there, though: You’ll find articles, legal and finance help – even various spotlighted franchises to consider!
So, for some great (and financially attractive) franchise opportunities, just click that link now and see how you can succeed in your very own business!

Awwwww … wouldn’tcha know it??

I mean, there I was, stuck in the high-hills, travelin’ nearly the big 250, chompin’ at the bit for the big OCW show tonight … just to find out it’s cancelled due to some snow. And wind. And ice.
And my old Boltbucket Deluxe has a heater that went belly-up somewhere south of Beckley, W. Va. Sooooo, I hadta pull on the gloves, go by the local donut shop to fill my thermos (huh?? Always!) and creep, swerve and pray myself back to I-64 for the trip home.

On the way, it jolted me upright when I heard a radio report about the tragic fire in Salisbury. With my nephew, Bill Griffin, the fire chief in Pineville and a captain (what’d ya expect from my sis’ boy?) in Charlotte’s FD, I tend to think of each one of these flame-flatteners as heroes. Ya gotta remember: They sign up for the job willingly, knowing that it only takes one call to put their lives in jeopardy. And they do it … for us! My heart and prayers go out to those who lost their lives in the fire …
Tell ya what: next time you see a fireman (or woman), shake their hand. Tell them you’re proud of ‘em! Do something good for them … because they certainly do great things for US!

There’s one thing I’ve noticed during my trips north(west): In the Tri-State area (where Kentucky, West Virginia and Ohio link together at the Ohio River), there’s a major problem with obesity. Now, some cases are either attributed to diabetes, but some are simply due to bad eating habits combined with sedentary lifestyles (hmph … and you thought I didn’t know big words!). In fact, that area has one of the top obesity rates in the nation!

Down here, we’ve got fitness centers, Freedom Park, bicycle routes … and folks more aware of their physical conditioning than ever! It’s a feather in our cap, to be sure … but … it’s gotta stay foremost on our individual and collective agendas to keep it that way!
Now, I said “diabetes”. Listen: no matter where ya live, and no matter what you do, you can still be a prime candidate for the “sugar” disease! It really doesn’t know any creed, color, economic or geographic boundaries. So it’s important to have a physical checkup regularly, okay? (Huh?? Yep — I had mine, and the doc gave me some restrictions that’ve helped a lot!)

NOW … ABOUT DIET PILLS:

We’ve heard “yea” and “nay” about so many weight-loss pills that we don’t know which are really that good. But there is a place that can “eliminate the guesswork” when it comes to the ones that are now on the market.
In fact, they reviewed over 200 of the top selling diet pills in the world and follow a twelve-point criteria in order to find the best and most effective! Then they list the top ten for you according to the ranking they receive from their strict standards.
But they don’t stop there! After ranking each product, they search the internet for you, so that you can visit the best place to buy it online. Friends, I don’t think there’s any other spot that’ll do all that for ya!
Now, all you’ve gotta do to get started is visit the site that’ll help you find the best in top diet pills. You’ll be glad you’ve clicked that link, and even happier when you see the results you get from your choice and purchase! So do it now, okay?

After a few days of bein’ swamped with work (seems the backlog is directly in proportion to the amount of time my PC crashes!), I’ve gotta head back up north for an afternoon of meetings about the March 8 wrestling card (I’ll be doing some TV commentary on this one, so it means vidwork as well as wrestler line-ups and seconds).
Incidentally, in case you’re wondering, the photo is of the Paramount Theatre in Ashland — one of the few still operating since the Depression. Nice place (but doesn’t beat our venues, natch!).

A lot of our crew have worked around Charlotte at one time or another. You’ve seen Damien Adams, “Sexy” Sean Casey and Mason Raige on WWE, and former WCW great (now OCW commissioner) Bobby Blaze has not only played The Queen City many times, but even his international stats say he’s from Charlotte! To a man, they’re all excited about working here; Crown Town was the mecca of pro wrestling (btw, Bob Caudle coined that phrase!) prior to the Ted Turner Takeover.

At almost every card, I’m stopped by fans who ask where I’m from … and just the mere name of our city brings “OH! Wahoo McDANIEL! Ric FLAIR! Paul JONES! Did you know the Crocketts?” It brings a lot of pride, quite honestly. Yes, I did work with them at one time — but, better yet, being able to be part of this mix of small-town friendliness and big-city industry is even a greater “highspot” for me. It’s an honor to be in a city that has so much influence … even in pro wrestling!

HAVE BAGS, WILL TRAVEL

Of course, when you travel — especially by plane (which I’m prone to do when the gig calls for it!) — you’ve gotta have the right supplies. Now, with airport security being (understandably) tight these days, it’s important to have your gear not only safe but easy for inspection by the checkpoint staff.
If you’re like me, you know this can be a headache if you’re not ready for it. That’s where the folks at Tamperseal can be a big help in making it easier! Not only do they have the best and most secure locks and luggage seals for your baggage’s security, but they also have these locks airport-security compliant. If you have the TSA SearchAlert™,inspectors can easily inspect them by using the TSA secured access device. It means no more cut padlocks, no more hassle … and no more embarrassment!
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But Tamperseal offers more than just security items. From luggage tags to packing aids, toiletries, pillows and more, they offer you the best in travel supplies,
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\NOTE: Our regular post will return in the next entry. For now, I bring you this special report:

It’s hard to really know how to put this into words, Charlotte, so I’ll give it to ya straight:

Mike Smith, the legendary organist/lead vocalist of the Dave Clark Five, is dead.

As many of you know, the man with the most magnificent ”growl” in the business was suffering from tetraplegia after a terrible fall at his Spanish hacienda in 2003 (see: http://www.therockrelic.com/glad-all-over-2/). Friends ranging from Peter Noone to Bruce Springsteen and “Little Stevie” Van Zandt helped raise attention to and funds to relive Mike’s plight. Paul Shaffer of “The Late Show with David Letterman” organized a benefit on his behalf, with stars like The Zombies, Peter and Gordon, Billy J Kramer and others.

He and the DC5, as I mentioned before, played The Charlotte Coliseum in November of ‘65, and has a tremendous fanbase here, even to this day.

No doubt, we’ve lost a giant in the industry. From his amazing vocals to his warmth for fans, young and old – to his amazing determination to live and show his love for both fans and family – Mike will definitely be missed by every rock-and-roll fan throughout the universe.

Let me just share what has been posted on Mike’s site concerning his passing:

“Mike Smith, the lead singer and keyboard player of The Dave Clark Five, one of the premier bands to emerge during the 1960’s “British Invasion”, died today from pneumonia at Stoke Mandeville Hospital outside of London. His devoted wife, Arlene, who is known as Charlie, was by his side. Smith was 64 years old. Smith, who was due to be inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame with his band mates on Monday, March 10th, was admitted to the hospital’s Intensive Care Unit yesterday morning with a chest infection, a complication from a spinal cord injury he sustained in September, 2003 that left him a tetraplegic (paralyzed below the ribcage with limited use of his upper body). Smith had been in the hospital since the accident, and was just released in December 2007 when he moved into a specially-prepared home near the hospital with his wife. Prior to his hospitalization yesterday, arrangements were being made to transport Smith to New York so he could personally attend the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.”

“According to Smith’s agent, Margo Lewis of TCI in New York, “These last five years were extremely difficult for Mike. I am incredibly saddened to lose him, his energy and his humor, but I am comforted by the fact that he had the chance to spend his final months and days at home with his loving wife, Charlie, whom he adored, instead of in the hospital, and that he was able to attend a recent concert in London by his good friend, Bruce Springsteen. He was extremely excited and honored to have been inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame and I am glad that he will be remembered as a “Hall of Famer,” because he was in so many ways.”“Dear friends,I spoke with Charlie Smith just moments before receiving the above press release. She told me that Mike passed away peacefully last night, confident of heaven, after exchanging “I love you” with her. Mike’s health had declined rather suddenly this past week. While the above press release mentions some celebrities, Mike was also very thankful to his many fans/friends who sacrificially gave to provide him his wheelchair, his van, and most of all, the encouragement and prayers needed to continue these past years. Mike will have a better view than any of us at the R&R Hall of Fame Induction, not to mention an even more glorious induction into eternity.

This website will not pass out further specifics, exept as directed by TCI or by Charlie Smith. I cannot respond to your e-mails to answer further questions at this time. If you would like to send a sympathy e-mail (no downloads, pics, music or e-cards), feel free, I will collect them, and send them on to Charlie. The e-mail address here is theboltons@rpa.net In our time of sadness, let us remember that his music and memory live on in many of us. He has left this world a better place, and has gone on to a place that is better still. - RKB”

Awwww, geez … and just when I thought I was makin’ a name for myself …

Remember when I did a little “research” and found around six other dudes with my name doin’ stuff around the state? I mean, ya had detectives, preachers, runners, insurance men and the like. WOW!! Six other guys who …

ummm … (are ya ready for this??) add five more to the list. (Y’know, if this keeps up, I’m gonna haveta check Mercy Hospital’s records and see if old Doc McD had a duplicating machine in the delivery room …)

Actually, it made me realize that I hadn’t fully explained which Chuck Hinson I am. Sounds weird, but … hey, I’ve got that right, right? Just to set the record straight …

The Pineville setting, with main stars Eola and Irene Hinson bein’ my folks oughtta give it up. But, justincase, lemme go a coupla steps farther: I was the dude who gradded in ‘69 from Sabre Central (ie, South Meck), did a whole lotta pickin’ and shakin’ as a guitarist back then, and went on to become syndie columnist (Coffee Talk) in The Southeast Charlotte News for a few years.

Today, I’m known worldwide as The Rock Relic — dedicated to preservin’ the true energy of “our” generation’s music through blogs, articles, audio productions, personal appearances (in the RR role) and, soon, on webcast radio!
I also do voiceovers and fill in the rest of non-zzzz time as ringside commentator and publisher for Ohio Championship Wrestling. Still at a slick 160, I’ve got a bald top now but a lot inside.

My main digs are in Pineville, but I make runs to Ashland (Kentucky, for wrestling shows), Abingdon (Virginia, for research), Calgary (Canada, also for research) and back. Other stops are for the PA’s and reviews …

Hmph … what’ve these other CH’s got? Actually, I’d like to get ‘em all together one day and have one heckuva cookout! No need to ask who’s who … and, if anybody’s wife calls, anyone in the crowd can take it … it’ll be his guilt trip in our collective name (not me, though. I’m unattached at present …).

I just hope they all like grits!

If there’s any more of ‘em, be sure to send ‘em to this site, okay? Any show of hands??

Coming up later today, as a guest on TV’s Ellen (Channel 18), will be someone totally inspiring … and amazing.

And, best of all, she’s a youngster … from Charlotte!

Little Wendy Vo has some awesome talents: piano virtuoso, song writing, being able to speak in eleven different languages (Ellen’s gonna ask her to translate a few sentences into Russian, Arabic and Portugese) … and she’s only eight years old! She’ll also play a self-composition on the piano while on the show.
But the one thing that sets her apart from most adults with a fraction of her talent is her obvious humility: When Ellen asks her how she learned to do these things, she replies, “I think any kid can do it.”

Again, a quick “heads-up”: Wendy will be on Ellen at 5 PM, Channel 18 (WCCB-TV) today (Monday). Be sure to tune in!!

TRAVELIN’ WITH SENSE

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It might … er, take awhile before I get back onto Belk Freeway again. First, I’ve gotta get my nerves calmed down …

Y’see, I was tryin’ to get onto it after leaving Pineville for a return home, but, while I was gettin’ on it, I was nearly clipped by a driver on her … uh-huh. You can fill in the rest of the sentence, right? In a way, it was kinda ironic, because I’d just heard somebody talkin’ on the radio about how the “cell phone made (him) feel a lot safer when (he was) on the road”.

Hmph. Maybe him … I mean, after he hits someone, and his air bags deploy, and he can find it after rummagin’ through the wreckage, he can tape the pieces together to make a call to his insurance man … or, maybe (hint, hint!) the police.

I dunno why they even allow those things in cars. Oh, sure they’re good in emergencies … but can’t they make ‘em in a way so a running engine will interfere too much with reception? It already does that with my radio, so there can’t be too much more technology involved!

Anyway, I hope she got through to whoever she was callin’, and that it was a very important call! So, while I’m gettin’ my wits about me again (HA! Like I ever had them before …), let me close out this part of the post.

Besides, I’ve got a call on my cell …

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They’re called prohormones, and are used in training and as a supplement! Not only do they allow for wholesome muscle growth and are highly recommended by users worldwide — but they work!
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Things are getting a little tight these days when it comes to money. More often than not, we’re being told to take our belts up one or two notches so we won’t have to worry as much about the fiscal “bite”.
So we’re constantly looking for ways to “get around” this economic crunch. Sometimes, folks turn to “quickie” loans, which will only cost more in the long run due to high interest. At other times, people turn to selling (or pawning) whatever they can part with and banking what they receive for their goods.
Still, it seems that, with each avenue we try, prices go up in proportion to our efforts.
But there’s one sure way to keep your financial door secure against that “wolf” that insists on knocking, and that’s by investing in gold. For centuries, people have known that gold not only is a safeguard against financial calamity, but its worth doesn’t depreciate like so many other investments.

Now, the gold coin is the only time-tested answer for people wanting that financial stability. The fiat (or government) currency has destroyed a lot of societies that have depended on that alone. And, despite what we hear on the news (about all the governmental allocations and appropriations), it’s impossible for America to stay solvent simply by use of paper money. That’s why so many of our citizens are now investing in gold coins.
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So, fight the wolf — in fact, keep him away from your financial door permanently — by investing in us gold coins now! Sure, we don’t know what the future holds — but we do know we need to safeguard our, and our family’s, plans for it, right? And, believe me, this is the most logical way to do it!

Throughout the Great 48 (contiguous states) and Canada, there are loads of different musical styles, groups, singers and acts — and, as The Rock Relic, I’ve had the chance to hear quite a few of ‘em.
Natch, Nashville’s got its C&W, Memphis its R&B, New Orleans its Jazz, LA its Salsa and NYC its rock. But Charlotte? It’s got its own, inimitable style.
First, I’ve gotta give props to the fantastic sounds that have made this area. From Wilbert Harrison to George Hamilton V, Superchiefs to SpongeTones, it’s been teeming with rock and soul sounds for decades. But, if you notice, there is one big difference:
Ego. The Charlotte rockvoices don’t seem to have the “too-busy-to-deal-with-home” attitude of mainline acts. They understand the need for closeness to those who, as it were, “brought ‘em to the dance.”

Today (and speaking from RockRelicResearch) we’re apparently heading into the “second coming” of Merseybeat (incidentally: props to Charlotte from my RockReaders, who acknowledge that at least we didn’t go postal over John Lennon’s “more popular than Christ” remark. It did hit TYC in Rock Hill, but that’s as close as it got!). As this revitalized Brit sound has influenced groups from Modest Mouse, OK GO!, Fratellis and Northern Mississippi Allstars, it’s just a matter of time before our non-egoic, paid-our-dues musicians pick up on it again …

And Charlotte’s gonna rock bigtime again …

THE TRADE SHOW

A lot of businesses in the area are in touch with the trade shows that occur throughout our area … and realize how effective they can be if they have one. The first question on their minds, though, is where to start?
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Not only that, but they have a downloadable exhibiting guide to help you maximize your exposure, help with your company’s presentation, and … well, I could go on with the benefits … but you’ve got to see for yourself! Just click on this link that helps you create the most successful of trade show displays and find out how they can help your next exhibit be a resounding success!

Man, talk about a mind-blowin’ buzz …

I recently got some news that totally did a number on this normally-cool head of mine. The bummer was that it was somethin’ hidden from me for fifty-(UNH-unh! Ain’t gonna GO there again!) years!

Makin’ it short-but-sweet: As still-a-few-Pinevillites (and cousins, wherever they are now) know, I was born, for all intents and purposes, dead. But, while that cord that ran from my amps to the motherboard (ie, the “umbilical” cord) had cut off my O2 supply for a time, The Man (no, I mean THE Man … like “upstairs”?) decided to finally get Eola & Irene’s newest arrival into the technicolor, real-time life. It took awhile, but, thanx to Doc McDonald (who, I understand, later had a farm and opened up some kinda restaurant that served great coffee. Let some clown run it) at Mercy Hospital, I made it into a screamin’, bald … kick… in’ … (ummm … heh-heh! … sounds like me now! Uhhh, waitaminnit …) young’un (WHEW!).

Anyway, due to stuff that occurred over the years (some frustratin’ times ’til I found what I could do: write and ROCK!!), I started wonderin’ if I had a glitch or somethin’ in the wiring (a lot of us have thought about that, right?? C’mon … ‘fess up!). From shrinks to thinks to drinks and dealin’ with a few rat finks, I kept comin’ up dry … until …

I hooked into a cousin’s webby, which was a tell-all about the family (and, people, that web addy is gonna stay silencio! Don’t ask …). That cuz was there in the meat castle when I was born, and learned (from what Doc told my folks) somethin’. Intrigued by what she (whoops!) had to say, I took what I’d gone through, my own minor glitches, my birth history, and traveled to one of the best psych docs I know. He checked it all against certain criteria, and the diagnosis is …

More about this later. Until next time …

awww, y’know I’m gonna tell ya …

I’ve got and all-my-life-had a mild case of cerebral palsy. He said it coulda been worse had mama and daddy coddled me and treated me as “special”, plied me with dope and stuff. But, most likely, they were either in a state of denial (”but, Relic, this is North Carolina!” I know …!) or just didn’t understand how it’d affect me!

My feelin’s now?? Hey … I pulled some great fans as a rocker, am pretty successful as a writer, and can pull some decent pop as an announcer, etc. It’s all good … if ya believe in yourself, are optimistic about the future and can be confident about whatcha do and who ya are, who (or what) can stop ya?? I’ve got 99% of me that’s runnin’ just fine, thanky … and, man, that’s okay withme!

Remember the song from Aerosmith, Amazing ? It says, “Its Amazing …in the blink of an eye, ya finally see the light. It’s Amazing when the moment arrives that you KNOW you’ll be all right …” Yo … it’s my song now, man …

… because a very puzzling mystery’s been solved in my life.

Who’d've ever thunk it?!?

I mean, I’ve been a Tarheel/Hornet/Pinevillite for most of my years, and … I thought … kinda had the niche on my name. But, over the past few months, I’ve come under fire from people who’ve been lookin’ for Chuck Hinson — and some haven’t been too friendly!
Y’see, I now share the same name as a well-known detective with the CPD! And, while he’s doin’ a great job (and … ahem! … hopefully keepin’ the name clean!), there are a few guys out there who aren’t too — er, shall we say “fond”? — of him. And, when I introduce myself, using my honest-to-family name, they get a bit rattled with me.

Then I find that there’s (gulp!) another one of me nestled around Winston-Salem who does a bit of preachin’! But it doesn’t stop there: Add a (1) software salesman, (2) long-distance runner, (3)an insurance man and others, and you can see why I might be just a little confused at times.
So it’s no wonder I feel a bit relieved when traveling out-of-town to the wrestling gigs. At least I can be myself — Chuck Hinson from Pineville, NC.
Or …
so I thought! But during the last trip to the Appalachian Tall Timbers for pre-card setup, I stopped at a gas station near Greenup, Kentucky. There, I was talkin’ about this same subject when a fella who looked a little like that “Romney” character asked (and this is the truth!), “You’re from Pineville?!?” FINALLY!! The right recognition! Beaming, I boasted, “Yes, sir, I AM!!” “You mean — you mean you’re the Chuck Hinson from …
Pineville, Louisiana? I knew your daddy …”

I’m tellin’ ya, sometimes ya just … can’t … WIN!

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In what’s being considered the first landslide of the Democratic primaries, nominee hopeful Barack Obama solidly trounced Hillary Clinton tonight in South Carolina.
In his best showing-to-date in the primary sweeps (with the big one yet to come, on “Super Tuesday”), the Senator from Illinois thanked his wife, daughters and, of course, supporters in a stirring “victory” speech with a verve that was reminiscent of the late Robert F. Kennedy. He reminded listeners that this isn’t a campaign of race, gender or party, but one that needs to spell the end of the current fiasco that is the Bush Administration.
Now, how does this concern the Queen City and Metrolina? Simple: We’re the fastest-growing retail and commercial hub in the nation. People — disgusted with the loss of jobs, housing and opportunity in other cities — are coming here in droves. And Obama is speaking directly to those people, empathizing with their situation and advocating an end to the prejudice (whether racial, employment, gender or economic position) and governmental “red tape” that’s taken its toll on them. He also took on the powerful lobbyists with the desire to dismantle their efforts to influence Congressional leaders and committees.

This is something that can only boost the economy of Charlotte, as more people can “breathe easy” as they work; better income with higher minimum-wage base, more jobs based here than being “outsourced” to places like India (an example: Got DSL?? Got Windstream? Call for help after-hours — then ask the CSR where he or she’s located!), etc.

It doesn’t matter if Charlotte has a high contingent of African-Americans, Latin-Americans or Martian-Americans; the point is that we’ve all gotta shelve this “color, race or creed” thing and get on with the one thing that pulled us through WTC (9/11/01; may we never forget …), Hurricanes Katrina and Rita (as it did Hugo, years before, for us), and so many other situation: being Americans! It’s a noble cause … and, as we head toward February 5’s giant primary run, we’ll see the conviction of this Chicago native become stronger and more to-the-point. His S. C. win is gonna make the remainder of this race very interesting … so stay tuned …

Geez … the election’s gotten a little religious, don’tcha think??

Actually, a lotta folks’re startin’ to wonder about the effect Mike Huckabee’s beliefs are gonna have on the White House, should he win, or Mitt Romney’s.
On the one hand, ya got an ordained Baptist minister, sure to pull a number of votes around here. Although I’m a registered Democrat (but vote my conviction, no matter who’s running), I like Mike. He has a sense of humor, very honest and down-to-earth (kinda like folks around my hometown), and is really into the welfare of this country!
On the other hand, you’ve got a Mormon follower (sorry … I just can’t buy the “LDS” thing. Why do the “saints” have to form a restrictive board? Weren’t there other saints of modern times, like Mother Teresa, Dr. Martin Luther King, my mama and daddy?). Now, I’m not knockin’ Mitt for his beliefs … but the jury’s still out on how the Mormons would influence his spot on Pennsylvania Avenue, should he win. Somehow, he’s got a bit of a cardboardish campaign, buffered by his money. I … just … don’t … know …

But we’ve forgotten somethin’ here: Each and every candidate is “evangelizing” his (or her) drive for nomination … and doing so religiously. Years ago, one of my eighth-grade teachers at Pineville Elementary (Quail Hollow hadn’t been finished yet, so we had our classes there), Mrs. Natalie Baker, told us, “If you don’t know the full meaning of the word, look it up!” That being said, “religion” is a routine or belief that you follow with unquestionable fervor. It could be a Biblical faith … or a political stance … or even a political race …

So — whether Democrats or Yankees — who do we vote for? It’s good they have faith and great they are Christian … but we’ve gotta understand that, when “push” comes to “shove”, there’s still the “render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s and unto God the things that are God’s”. If they can combine the two, we’re gonna have a great Executive Branch once again. But it’s gonna be tough …

GETTIN’ OFF YOUR CAN …

Y’know, it’s refreshing to know that so many people are into recycling these days. From plastic milk jugs to paper, we don’t seem to have much trouble getting these into the little red cans or crates, ready for the recycling plant.
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