Charlotte, NC

DISCLAIMER: The photo you see on your left is not of Saturday’s accident. It’s just one I found on the web to make a point.

The Observer reported the news today: “A 49-year-old Shelby man died this weekend in a motorcycle accident in Gaston County … the accident occurred around 7:30 p.m. Saturday … alcohol was not a factor in the crash …”

For the seventh time over the past three years, someone I know has died at the hands of a motorcycle. I witnessed the combined funerals of a husband-and-wife in Ashland, just prior to the last OCW event. Both were officers of the law … off-duty, enjoying a “second honeymoon”, as such. And they lost their lives at the wheel of a single motorcycle crash.
The culprit? A blown tire!

Look … it doesn’t matter who you are, or whether you ride a hawg (Harley) or motorized bicycle (Yamaha), you’ve gotta remember how dangerous the drivin’ can be! Now, before anyone jumps into my comment box to rip my head off, lemme tell ya that I dig bein’ behind the wheel of a heavy-horsepower hog; the feel of freedom is totally unmatched. And I’m definitely not puttin’ cyclist down for a moment. In fact, for the most part, they’re more skilled and aware than other drivers.

Now, we’re all gonna miss Ricky — in fact, our hearts go out to the entire Ivey family. But this tragedy brings a major “heads-up” for every biker:

No matter where you’re goin’ on yer wheels, make absolutely sure that everything on your bike is in TOP CONDITION! If you’ve got even the slightest worry about your tires’ wear, or your carb’s cleanliness, brakes or whatever, just park it and take the car. Or walk.

When you’re on the road, PAY ATTENTION!! It only takes yer mind to wander once to hit, spinout or roll. And remember — there aren’t any seat belts or roll bars to help ya!

Lastly (and I can hear bikers all the way to L. A. sayin’ this. In fact, a dude fresh off the Sturgis run told me this one), “KNOW YER BIKE LIKE YOU WANNA KNOW YER WOMAN/MAN!” I wanna include, KNOW YOUR ROUTE LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND!

We can’t afford any more deaths like we experienced Saturday, folks! So, sure … enjoy the ride; but keep it safe, okay?

KEEPIN’ IT FIT AND TRIM

Now, while we’re keepin’ our bikes sleek and fine-acting, so we should do the same for ourselves! Of course, there are loads of diet supplements and helps to get you into the shape and style you want; but, of all these, only one site can give you the lowdown on the top brands. They review the best diet pills, the pros and cons (if any) of each, their ingredients, and even give you links on where to buy them for less! And get this: They even go so far as to list some effective weight loss tips for you~

But you’ll find even more when you click on the link I’m about to give you. So, if you’re in the market for the best in diet aids, but don’t know where to go, just click on this link which will start off by telling you more about the popular supplement, Trimspa.
All in all, you’ll really appreciate this site for giving you the “heads-up” and info you need to make the best choice! So take a moment (after you’re finished here) to click there, okay??

Waitin’ in line for a few drops of gas … GEEZ!

Actually, it does have a familiar ring to it. While I’m jottin’ down these notes (having already read a nice book while waitin’. Somethin’ called War and Peace …), I hark back (awww, c’mon … somebody out there’s still gotta “hark” a bit!) to the dayz followin’ Hurricane Hugo.

Lemme see a show of hands of how many remember that mess!  Okay … now, how many of you were stuck in line down in Pineville, waitin’ to pull up to the Handy Pantry pumps and fill up?  Y’see, we’d already planned to put up some new transformers (in fact, more than meets the eye …) on Saturday the 23rd (of September.  1989.  Ya still  with me??).
Well, when Hugo finally hit (and, believe me, it was sudden!  Just ask the folks at WSOC, where, at around 5 AM, the vicious wind actually threw reporter BJ Harrison into the wall as she was comin’ in for work!  A moment before, stillness.  A second later, eatin’ brick!), we knew those rascals hadta go up immediately!  Thus, we became the only spot on the local map with power — thus, workable gas pumps.

If it weren’t for our newspaper, The Charlotte Observer, and the reporters at WSOC-TV and FM/AM, I can guarantee ya that things would’ve been a lot harder to deal with! These folks came through with more than news: they were there to field calls, direct citizens to the right resources, and drew public attention to the areas that had the most damage, along with ways we could help.  SOC, in fact, was giving continuous radio coverage from the minute the storm hit … and walked many of us (though by battery-operated sets) through the preps and patience needed to “ride it out.” 

THIS IS BARELY DIFFERENT, in that it’s still a hardship caused by a lotta stiff and strong wind (mostly outta Washington!).  We’re lined up here at the pumps, waitin’ for gas, wondering if it’ll be the same soon with supermarkets!  Frustration turns to rage as we’re trapped between (hold on.  Lemme check.  Okay, here it’s an) SUV and burgundy Saturn (and, in just a few minutes, I’ll be wonderin’ how much that driver wants his car … lol), the gas needle almost on “E” and needing to go to the bathroom …

But, at the helm of sanity you’ll still find the Observer, helping us through this nonsense (they’ve even asked readers to send or call in spots where the gas is easier to obtain!  Convenience stores, gas stations, Taco Bells … anywhere!)  I’m tellin’ ya (and this Relic’s been all around this USofA and more …), we’ve got the very best newspaper in America right here in Crown Town!!

WHY NOT GO CRUISIN’?

No, I’m not talkin’ about lookin’ for gas … I’m talkin’ about the real deal; taking a bonafide,  enjoyable, affordable cruise! 
What??  Y’say it costs too much?? Hmph … not if ya click on the link I’m about to give ya!  Y’see, these folks provide the best cruises to some fab destinations … and for MUCH less than you’d expect to pay at your local git-and-go (ie, “travel tour”) stores!
For example, could ya handle four days and three nights at Walt Disney World … for as low as $199?  Or how about three days, two nights in Las Vegas for as low as $179? 
AHA!!! Caught your eye on those!  Now, what about the Caribbean, and pesky passport waits, and travel insurance and stuff?  Think you’re gonna have to look on your own?  WRONG!!  They’ll even help ya figure all that out, too!
Believe me, it’s an amazing site … one that’ll put you on a cruise liner and on your way to a memorable vacation cruise and still have money in your pocket!
So why not check it out now?? You’ll be really pleased to find the best cruises to fit your budget! So click on that link now, and get ready to enjoy a bit of paradise!

What’d I tell ya??
Remember a few posts back, when I talked about bein’ ready for hurricanes (what a lady in South Boulevard’s Radio Shack said should be re-named Worri-canes, ’cause though we’re in-land the news can still worry the socks off ya!)??

Well, it looks like the Gulf and East Coasts are gettin’ plastered by ‘em this season — and more’s on the way! Fortunately, none have done nearly the damage of a Katrina or Rita — but that doesn’t mean they won’t!
And, though Crown Town is blessed by being where it is, we all know we can still get a feel of the fury (remember Hugo almost two decades ago?).

So it makes sense to go ahead and get non-perishable supplies, blankets, batteries, etc., now, just in case one of these blowhards does happen to gain enough oomph! to graze us! And don’t forget that, should “the call” come in over the TV or radio news, you’ll wanna get your tank filled up; sometimes, when the power goes out, the convenience stores are stuck with inoperational gas pumps!

The big question, natch, is will another big one hit us?? It’s not likely right now … but, since ya never can be totally sure, it’s best to be ready, just in case!

Besides, what’s the store gonna do with all that Spam sittin’ on their shelves, anyway? I mean, we don’t buy it normally …

SOMETHING TO DIE(T) FOR

Y’know, there are a lot of diet programs and regimens on the market these days (and for good cause, since so many Americans are overweight now. Don’t believe me? Google™ the topic, then!). Some work, some don’t — and folks don’t have a lot of time to go by trial-and-error with these.
Besides, finding the right diet supplement can be time-consuming, anyhow; you have to drive from store-to-store, check out a zillion choices with (maybe) the help of an overworked clerk, stand in long lines to pay for the sometimes-overpriced item.
But there is an easier way!
First, just click on the link I’m about to give you. Then, check out their reviews of the top dietary supplements. Find the one that’ll suit you (you’ll also be able to find out more about individual fat-burners and other supplements on the left side of the page, as well as customer feedback at the bottom of it!).

Once you’re satisfied, just follow the link they provide for the best internet price –and, believe me, you will save money!
So, to help you make the best choice of diet pills, just click the link you just passed! Before ya know it, the diet supplement you want will be in your hands … and you’ll be on your way to a slimmer and fitter YOU!

By now, I guess you’ve read about the little bold lady who lived in Denver (our Denver, I mean …) who had so many childre … er, pets … she didn’t know what to do.
Look — on the surface, there’s nothing wrong with rescuin’ little barks and fleaflickers; it’s what they call a “noble gesture”.
But remember: If you’re gonna take in any pet, you’ve gotta be responsible for its/their care and upkeep! Never … never have more pets than you can safely love and care for!

But 400??? Awww, man … gimme a break here! There’s a lady I know in Parkersburg, W. Va. who had 1,000 taken from her last month — ONE …THOUSAND!! (Don’t believe me? Here … read for yourself!)
And, on top of that, she’s a breeder … and, I must say, one of the sweetest ladies I’ve ever had the chance to speak with.
Now, whether it’s Denver, N.C. or Parkersburg, W. Va., the cases in both cities teach us some valuable lessons:

• Though it’s a wonderful gesture to save an animal, we have to remember that their rescue carries with it a lot of responsibility for the pet’s well-being.
• If you have too many animals to care for (and be honest about that!), then turn ‘em over to an animal rescue organization that’ll put ‘em up for adoption.
• This, in no way, is a reflection of the owner’s character or persona. That person can be as sweet and well-meaning as possible … but just has a heart too big to say “no”. He or she should be supported by family and friends, who also should help the owner to keep things under control!

HURRICANE CARLOS TO HIT TOWN! Actually, it’s Carlos Mencia, the fab stand-up and improv comic who’s coming to Ovens Auditorium this Friday (8 PM) with his At Close Range gig.
Now, if the man can keep the bleeped stuff under wraps, he’s gonna put on a show that’ll knock your socks off (so wear extra, or have ‘em in yer pocket!). I’ve seen him a coupla times already while I’ve been on the road, and he’s hilarious! This is definitely a show worth takin’ in — just be sure to get there early so you can get good seats!

LIGHTING IT UP

No, this isn’t about smoking … unless you wanna include “smoking hot” deals on lighting fixtures (see??). We’re all lookin’ for brighter, attractive new lamps, chandeliers, and bathroom lighting (in fact, didja know that psychologists say good lighting actually improves your mood?). And, of course, when we go shopping for those, we know there’s gonna be a price to pay, whether in time spent in traffic, in checkout lines or whatever, or in the high mark-up that so many places have.
But, at the link I’m about to give you, you’ll find a spot that’ll not only provide a wide selection of the most gorgeous lamps, sconces, bathroom lighting and more — but at prices that’ll make your wallet breathe a lot easier!!
And, get this: They give you free shipping on orders over $75 annnd (if you’re wondering how good this place is to shop with) you can even view their security certificate online! How many places will do that for ya?
So go ahead and click on the link that’ll get you the best lighting you’ll ever want! Believe me, you’ll see things a lot clearer … and feel a whole lot better … when you visit and get your lighting needs from these folks!

WOW!! Y’mean it’s Labor Day already?? Geez … and here I wuz, just gettin’ over July 4th …

Natch, it’s a day when loads of Americans can sorta kick back and relax a bit … but, as you know, one part of the nation is bein’ robbed of the holiday as-we-speak! So, while we’re doin’ our cook-outs or relaxin’ at the park, let’s all remember that, down on the Gulf Coast, it’s gonna be a day of worry, apprehension and tension.
Since you’ve read this far, how about takin’ a moment to bow yer head and say a quick one for those folks, huh?? I’ll be here when ya get back to the post …

Now, as far as today’s festivities go:

Remember to play it safe on the roads, okay?? There’s the Labor Day Parade that’s gonna hit the downtown area, and there’ll be a number of streets closed. Now, the parade’s start at Ninth and Tryon and go to Third and Tryon. and will run from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. If you’re plannin’ on driving uptown, stay away from The Square in the morning; and remember that there’s gonna be a lot of parade-goers headin’ home (or to cookouts) afterward, so be careful!

So, whether you’re goin’ to Freedom Park or to a local wing-ding, have a peaceful, enjoyable and relaxing time! And take a minute to remember how blessed you are to live in Charlotte — with or without gas (thought I’d forgotten, huh?).

By the way: If you wanna keep up with gas cut-off situation, I’ve been told you can get the latest from Piedmont Natural Gas online.

MESOTHELIOMA

It sounds like a terrible disease … and, actually, it is. In fact, it’s a serious cancer that comes from exposure to asbestos. As you know, many public buildings — especially schools — are being tested and, at times, necessarily renovated (or even torn down) due to the amount of asbestos that’s used in ceilings, etc.
Throughout the nation, there are thousands who have been afflicted with this disease — and many don’t exactly know where to turn to learn more about it and its effects.
But, now, there’s a site that’ll give you all the information you need; articles, news updates, treatments, diagnoses, and even clinical trials of and on the subject! It also has info for patients and families, doctors, and so much more!
So, if you or someone you love is suffering from this disease, please take the time to find out more about mesothelioma by clicking that link you just passed.
Your life may depend on it …

Okay … so I was (nearly) scammed yesterday (hey … I am HUMAN, y’know …). Here’s what happened (and, listen … keep yer eyes peeled, okay? It could happen to you!):

As most of you know, I’ve got a popular identity as The Rock Relic — thus, I subscribe to different legit oldies-rock music groups on the web. Well, a “member” of one of these groups (turns out, he wasn’t part of it at all!) emailed and invited me to join some new “group” called Grouply. Heard of it yet? Well, if yer in the entertainment biz, you might yet …

Anyway, the dude who invited me (some freak named Bob Steed … aka Bob Postie) asked for my Yahoo! address and password (yeah? I was dumb enough … I’ll admit that. But, then again, how well does your judgment work after a straight-48?).

No other word from the guy or the “group”; normally, legit ones send welcome emails, tutorial or user/password reminders). From this goon, not a word …

BUT …

I did get a zillion (okay … one-hundred-ten, then) emails on some of the worst topics imaginable (no, I deleted all of ‘em!).

Worse than that, though, was realizing what I’d done and that this creep could be sendin’ emails out from my inbox (remember, he had the password!).

So I checked my “sent” folder. Nothing. But there was one little ditty in my draft section … and, man, it coulda gone off like a bomb if the perp had sent it!

Now, I know a lot of folks around the QC who’s involved in music in every capacity — a few news reporters, and some TV people. If any are reading this, remember:

GROUPLY IS A FRAUD!! TREAT IT (and any emails from a “Bob Postie”) AS SUCH!!

I know this is a short one, and has no other news in it, but THIS is something that’s gotta be spread … (oh, yeah … I changed my passwords to all my sites after gettin’ the 411 from my musical mates in the UK and California)

Remember the last words of Emo Phillips in concert? Ahhh, well … live and learn!”

So just consider this a “heads-up” from someone who does and has …

The response has been overwhelming …

and, quite frankly, it’s brought me cause to study each comment carefully before writing any further dissertations on the subject. However, sometime tomorrow afternoon, I’ll address this situation again and use in-context samples of these comments within the post itself.

Now … for you who think I’m being somewhat whimsical in my prose style, I hope you’re satisfied with the way I penned the above.

‘Cause, y’see, it just ain’t my style! (I’ll explain in a minute, okay?) Look … I’ll admit that I didn’t think the whole shebang through before gettin’ these paws on the keypads. That’s why I wanna take some time to read … no, make that study (BIG difference, right?) whatcha said.

So, just hang on until sometime tomorrow afternoon, okay? And, listen: Thanx for the comments! Keep ‘em comin’, and I’ll put ‘em on here! In fact, I’ve got some hard-copy newspapers who’d like what you wrote, if I can get your permission to send ‘em!

ABOUT THIS “WRITING STYLE”

Now, let me get heavy for a moment: I took journalism, writing, drama, etc. in colleges and schools over the years. But I’ve also been a DJ, an audio producer and a syndicated columnist. This “dialoguish” writing style — patterned largely after the way a person verbalizes in informal situations — has garnered readers around the world and Pineville for my product.

Now, if you want the “Queen’s English” (I think the “King’s English” means usin’ words like Elvis, huh?), I can do that. But (as many of you know already) the best way to relate to others is to be yourself! And I’m as informal as a plate of grits on a cool Sunday mornin’ at mama’s breakfast table.

One more thing before I get off here and start readin’: NONE of our collegiates are, in any way, shape or form, “children” (other than the obligatory title used by the parents of these students) or “kids”. In fact, they should be respected for taking the steps to further their education and learn more of the intricacies of life’s processes! After all:
To THEM we entrust our FUTURE!

‘Nuff said. More tomorrow … be sure to tune in …

Geez … okay, so it’s my birthday … but I ain’t THAT far gone (am I??).

Yep … 58 years ago today (at 12:28 PM EST, to be almost exact), for some reason mama screamed to the world that my daddy was illegitimate.* (aaah, you who have birthed children know what I mean!) I woulda come to his defense, but what I wuz too busy at the time to notice …**
Anyway, the squallin’, poopin’, kickin’ mess that followed was remarkable. Finally, they escorted dad outta the delivery room, and I wuz born …**
Now … let’s move on:

IN THE NEWS AT THIS HOUR

Folk-rocker Jackson Browne is a bit miffed at Republican presidential candidate what’s-his-name for usin’ his song, Running On Empty, in one of his campaign commercials without permission. Natch, the McCain camp said it was the Ohio Republican Party (ORP’s) fault (ORP?? Maybe he just burped while he was answerin’, and reporters put 1 and 1 together [see the last post for answer]!). Anyway, Browne is suing ‘em in an L. A. court …

JIMMY PAGE TO CLOSE THE OLYMPICS?? Hey … that’s what the rumours are sayin’! They tell TRR that he’s set to perform at the closing ceremonies on 24 August, along with Leona Lewis. (By the way, London’s gonna host the next Summer Olympics in four years. Congrats, mates …)

SPEAKIN’ OF PAGE, here he is, lonnng before Yardbirds, Zep and the rest. If ya missed it on the old site, yer gonna dig seein’ him at … 14!

A QUICK WORD Hey … remember the book I toldja Lloyd Thaxton co-wrote with John Alston (Stuff Happens — and then you fix it)? Well, John’s in the hospital and needin’ yer good vibes and prayers at this moment. He’s one of the most positive, motivational people on the planet, and has touched a lotta lives with his advice and counsel! So let’s touch his by sayin’ a quick one, or sendin’ out some good thoughts, on his behalf! Thanks.

Well, that’s it for this edition! Until tomorrow (when I’ll will humbly hobble over to his keyboard, feebly take his old, wrinkled hand and, squinting hard to see the monitor [set on lowest resolution], try to type a few words to you young whippersnappers …), remember (HEY!! It’s a JOKE!! I hope …)

Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music …
and I’ll see ya on the FLIP SIDE!!
* My dad was obviously very legitimate. His mother and dad, F. V. and Martha Carnes Hinson, gave birth to him on April 8, 1917. He passed away August 25, 1990.
** Actually, The Relic was born with the umbilical cord wrapped tightly around his neck. Having not been able to breathe for a time and with face mottled black, he was considered dead at first. After many minutes of attempting to revive me (thankfully, Doc McDonald succeeded!) and an extended stay at Mercy Hospital in Charlotte, life permanently won …

Okay, so the Jonas Brothers are coming to the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater on Tuesday night.
I’m also promoting a couple of UK acts, so ya might think I’m a bit jealous of these boys’ success. Actually, it’s great that they’re so popular; the music they provide is a refreshing change from the metal/rap/alternative that floods the airwaves and CDs today. Besides, they look great as well (is it my imagination, or does one of ‘em look like he could be Tom Hanks’ son??)! Yep, reckon I’m a fan, too!
But there is somethin’ that’s gotta be addressed here (other than this envelope holdin’ my water payment)! Y’see, the guys are part of the Disney conglomerate, which means they’ve got a ready-made boost. They’ve gotta prepare themselves for the inevitable day when they’re released from Mickey Manor and have to stand on their own!
They have everything it takes to maintain their momentum, but, as a promoter myself, I can’t help thinkin’ of another “brothers” act who took a lot on the chin after their big hit, MMMM-Bop. Today, Hanson still sounds great, but they’re just not getting the airplay they deserve!
They’ve not only gotta prepare for that independent “push”, but also have to realize they’ll haveta find someone new to do the books (ie, financial, management, etc.) for them. There’s a lot at stake here, and I hope they’ll be able to make the transition. But, for now, they’re superstars, sound fantastic, and are doin’ well. The concert’s bound to be a “sold-out” screamfest, and I’d recommend everyone to go … it’s gonna be fab!

Now, there’s more and more about this “pregnant man” having a “baby girl.” Honestly, I’m gettin’ a little sick of it!! Look … although “he” has no breasts and has facial hair, “he” is still a woman! To hear the tabs talk about it, it’s a miracle that this “man” had a child. Ummmm … sorry, but NO man can become pregnant. Full stop. Period. End of discussion.

ATTENTION: JIMMY PAGE FANS!

Now, here’s a rare treat for ya. Yer fave Yardbirds/Zep guitarist, performing with a skiffle band, back when he was about 14 years old! It’s got a few interviews after the song, but it’s worth the wait to hear Page at that age:

THE PROBLEM OF ACNE

Well, to most (especially teens), it is a problem. They’ll go out and buy medicine after medicine to try and fight it, but to little or no avail.
But now there’s a site where you can review the best and most effective remedies for acne! From creams to kits to soaps and more, it’ll cover the treatments that are most popular, and how effective they’ll be (they use some pretty strict criteria for that!).
You’ll also find a host of articles on the treatment of acne, and a whole lot more! And all you have to do to find the best in pimple creams and more, just click on the link you just passed.
Go there now, and get ready to clear and refresh your skin!

I dunno … is it just me, or is anybody else out there sick and tired of the abusive perps in our community gettin’ away with their crimes?

Obviously, I’m talkin’ about the Observer article, where another impulsive idiot (who thought himself the “owner” of his girlfriend) shot her and her sister. Fortunately, and as of this writing, it looks as if the two ladies will pull through.

But it brings up three questions:

• Why was this jerk released from jail in the first place? If he was in there for DV, wouldn’t it have at least made sense to have him monitored when he left?
• Why are abusers (especially male, though there are female abusers, too! Trust me … I’ve been through that …) let off with a slap on the wrist? Don’t the courts realize that abuse isn’t just a “one-time thing”? It becomes an enjoyable habit with these perps … they love the feeling of power — especially over an innocent victim. Hey … IT’S ASSAULT, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!! ASSAULT THAT CAN LEAD TO MURDER! They’ve gotta treat it as such …
• Why is it so easy for abusers to hide from police when they’ve committed the crime? These idiots are yellow-bellied COWARDS who only want to control whatever is weak. They can’t handle the strong … they can’t handle the responsibility of facing up to what they did, especially in front of anyone bigger or smarter than them!

  It’s a true shame … and it doesn’t just happen in the Queen City, either! It’s across-the-board, coast-to-coast … and, sadly, often the courts are just as responsible for the outcome as the perps themselves!

  Okay … so what are the signs of abuse? Listen …

  If YOU’RE in a questionable relationship; if YOUR partner is exhibiting any of the following signs; if HE or SHE won’t seek partners counseling with you … then you’d better think twice about stayin’ with that person!
  Study this wheel closely:
  
  If ya wanna make a copy of it, go to http://crisis-support.org/images/whatdom.gif. For more information on abuse, PLEASE go to this page, okay?? It’s a tremendous help …

  Let’s hope they catch the jerk who shot the two sisters. And, this time, maybe park him behind bars for GOOD!

Okay … I’ll be the first to admit I’m an old fogey (or whatever they call us these days).
I mean, the old record-players, cassette tape-recorders and (dare I say it??) transistor radios give more of a thrill than many of these Ipods, Youtubes, Theydontworks, or whatever.

A few days ago, though, a friend offered the use of his iPod (or is it “Ipod”? Or hyphenated?) to listen to a few choice songs. Yeah! I’m finally gonna be “hip”! WOW!!

Nope. The klutz demon came outta me and I couldn’t get even one song to play! Then, to make matters a little more interesting, I found out that, no matter what you hear from the salesmen, these rascals do have a tendency to … er, break? Especially when they’re dropped from a height of about four feet on a concrete floor (it was an accident! HONEST!!).

So HE was mad, I was embarrassed, my wallet emptied … but, as a pleasant aside, he did give me the broken machine once he was reimbursed. I took it to a computer-geek friend who not only fixed it, but showed me how to use it.

Not “program” it; “use” it.

Til I can figure that out, I’m stuck with The Best Of Moms Mabley.

ACTUALLY, THEY’RE GREAT!

Ipods are actually the next logical step up in the portable-music field. These portable media players are versatile, durable and sharper-looking than any of their predecessors, and are a “must-have” for anyone who really loves music.
Those who have them love their performance as well as their snappy, modern look. In fact, the only drawback is the price that most stores charge for the latest of these players.
But now you can buy a brand new Ipod (whether it’s touch, classic or the new nano) for less than what you’d expect to pay at your local electronicsstore!
You can find these, plus accessories and more just by clicking the following link! You’ll not only have a great selection to choose from, but also everything else ya need to make your listening pleasure the best it can be! And all at wallet-friendly prices!
So just go to where you’ll find the very best in ipods, and start diggin’ the music again!

Well, I guess everybody’s read about the big lightning strike that scared the bejabbers outta those eight firefighters near Lenoir. Fortunately, the worst that happened is that some had burns on their feet and pain in their legs — but it could’ve been a lot worse. With that in mind, we’ve gotta sit down a minute and discuss something:

Y’know, there’ve been a lot of storms hittin’ the Eastern Seaboard lately … and it’s amazing how many folks don’t really know what to do when they’re caught outside in a strong T-storm (and no place to go). Soooo, here are just a few pointers:

• If you see a storm coming up, go on and look for inside shelter then! Don’t wait! And DON’T go under ANY trees to “get out of the rain”!
• Sometimes, you’ll know when a lightning bolt’s about to strike your way: The static will make your hair (including on your arms!) feel like it’s raising (and it will be, to an extent!). When that happens, IMMEDIATELY ball up tightly on the ground! That means, crouch down, grab your ankles with your arms, and tuck your head down as far as you can! If you’re hit, at least you stand a better chance at surviving it; your body won’t be a “living lightning rod”!
• Do not, under ANY circumstance but one, use a cell phone when there’s lightning nearby! If you have a friend who’s been hit, then make a call to 911 only. And, for God’s sake, make it a short one!
• A word to those inside homes: Stay away from windows!! If it gets too rough, go to your bed — it provides excellent insulation!
• And get a battery-operated radio in the event the power goes out! This is essential if the storm is severe!!
• Naturally, if you’re indoors, stay off the phone and internet!

Now, this summer looks to have “storms” written all over it, so be sure to remember the five “P’s” here: Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance …
as well as tragedies …

THE FINEST WINE …

Y’know, a good glass of wine can always help you “wind down” from a hectic day. Not only that, but it’s also a wonderful complement to meals, special occasions and more!
Now … wouldn’t it be nice to have not one, but two bottles of delectable, top-quality California wines shipped right to your door every month? They’re from small-production wineries (which means they take extra care to bring you the best! No fancy, corporate “assembly-line” there!)
And, of course, they’re great for special occasions … weddings, anniversaries, or promotions! You’ll love the prices, too!
Listen … I know your mouth is already watering, so why not go on to the site that’ll introduce you to the best California wine club for you?
It’s easy … convenient … and downright tasteful!

The story, in itself, was amazing:
A young mom had, over the three years of her little girl’s life, made up little songs to sing to her. This not only made the child happy, but taught her things that she needed to know.
Like … 9-1-1- Green.
The song title, of course, refers to the number for emergencies and the “talk” button on most cell phones. The mom wanted her little angel to learn this at an early age.
Little did she know the youngster would have to use what she learned from the song.
The mother apparently had an attack of some sort and had fainted. Her three-year-old, seeing her mom in terrible shape, remembered what she’d learned, got to her mom’s cell, and dialed:
9-1-1- Green.
Paramedics arrived and the mom’s now all right. The daughter saved her life!

But it brings to mind this: Why don’t we make use of that here?? I mean, teach our kids who to call in the event of an emergency! All it takes is a song, tailored to our little kids and sung out of sincerity and love!
Can you imagine the impact?

DO IT FOR YOUR FAMILY’S SAKE

Okay … maybe it’s a tough subject to handle, but we’ve gotta face it: we’ve all gotta make plans for when our time comes! We don’t want our spouses, children or other members of the family to absorb the harsh financial blow that comes from funeral or burial expenses, right?
The only problem is that many insurance companies can charge you an arm-and-a-leg and still not provide the benefits they boast!
But now you can find the right insurance that’ll fit your budget!! All you have to do is click on the link I’m about to give you to find (a) quotes from different companies, (b) informative articles on how to save money when investing in insurance, (c) no-exam, term and permanent life insurance — and much more!!
So, for the benefit and security of you and yours, click on this link to find the best life insurance quotes!!
Do it now … for them, okay?? Thanks.

As some of you already know, I’m helpin’ promote a fantastic new UK band that’s tearin’ up the circuits in England: THE FORE! They’re all fantastic lads with a great Mersey/Hamburg sound, and are beginning to make some inroads here in the US!

Okay … so how does that tie in with Charlotte?

Well, a number of years ago — when I was doing some teacher’s aide-ing at Pineville Elementary (Mrs. Beverly Moore’s 3rd grade class) — I couldn’t help noticing that kids in our area are extremely adept at remembering things verbatim: book passages, directions, even song lyrics. (My favorite was a youngster named Della Fraley, who was almost like a walking journal! There wasn’t much she couldn’t recall!)

The kids’ names still brighten my mind as I recall their little faces: Kevin Towery, Kenny Taylor, Nikki Little, and little Kelly who could do gymnastics like a pro. But today’s children are just as adept, just as smart … and that says a lot for both schools and parents of today’s Queen City area!

The youngster that Fore bass player, Spencer Hannabuss, told me about, though, shows that, no matter where they live, children are soaking in what they hear and see like a sponge!
They were playing a gig this past weekend in Kent when a little seven-year-old girl (or about that age) in the audience began singing, word-for-word, every song in their set! Fifty minutes’ worth!! And all correctly and without missing a beat!

So, when I think back to Mrs. Moore’s class … when I think of Della, Kenny, Kelly and the rest … and when I see the kids of CharMeck today, I’ve just gotta repeat what the Oak Ridge Boys sang a few years ago: THANK GOD FOR KIDS! (by the way … if you EVER have a chance to get that song, DO IT! It’ll make your heart melt!)

SAYIN’ GOODBYE TO ACNE

Of course, as kids grow into their teens, they’re confronted with one of the scourges of the age group: acne. Now, there are a lot of products and places that promise this or that treatment will work for them … but how can teens be sure that what they’re hearin’ about is good for them?
Well, there’s one place (parents: take note! This is great!) that’ll discuss the various treatments, creams, potions and pills and not only help you find the right one for you, but also where you can get savings off those items! You’ll find articles about acne, product reviews … and you’ll find the five best acne treatments
Believe me, it’s the most helpful, honest place you can go to learn more about acne and what’s best for you to combat it!
So if you’re looking for the best acne wash for your face and body, just click on the link you just passed … and get ready to say good-bye to pimples and blackheads!

Geez … just when ya thought ya heard it all …
comes word of the woman who faked her “daughter’s” death in order to obtain benefits (it was in the Observer a few days ago, remember?). She had a couple of women pose as “relatives” who took the “daughter’s” photo and information to a funeral home, which, in turn, provided the info to their local paper.
But …
it was all a scam. The “daughter” (who allegedly was “killed in action in Afghanistan”) was a fake; her “photo” was one taken from a fashion magazine. Right … the cold-hearted, conniving, selfish idiot who did this not only was trying to scam money, but spit directly in the faces of every parent who’s actually lost a son/daughter in combat!
Fortunately, the powers-that-be caught the perp … so the story’s behind us now.

Or is it?

Every day here in America, somebody’s trying to scam (ie, trying to get money or property by lying about a situation, quality, etc.) someone somewhere. Whether it’s the classic telemarketers, door-to-door “salesmen” (gotta throw in a disclaimer at this point: Not all who work in those two trades are shady or illegal. But the bad ones ruin it for the good) or others, they’re out to get your money!

So what can we do to stop these jerks — especially those who try to play on our emotions or conscience? Here are three steps that can’t fail:

• First, ask questions. Tough questions. Demand to know (a) their names, (b) where their offices (or themselves) are located. Get the street address and phone numbers!
• If you have any doubts about them, call 911. Let the law handle the investigation! (A hint here: When talking to these people, be sure to let ‘em know they’re going to be checked out first. That includes any information given to a funeral home, newspaper, etc.) If they’re/the situation’s legit, they won’t mind.
• Simply, say NO! if you have any doubt.
• For email scams, it’s simple: If it’s not something you ordered, or if the sending party’s not in your “address book”, just report it as spam. Don’t just delete it!!

This way, you’re gonna be a lot safer and can breathe easy!

WALK RIGHT IN

Y’know, back when I was doin’ the OCW shows in Kentucky, I noticed a lot of folks talkin’ about or using bathtubs they can walk in easily! Though I’d heard of these before, I had no idea how useful they could be (you see, back-in-the-day, some areas of KY had a polio outbreak, and there are also a lot of serious diabetics … and these tubs are invaluable to folks who suffer from those afflictions!).
Of course, they’re great for anyone, and very comfortable (I stayed in a motel that has ‘em installed!). And there’s one place where you can get these at (1) a great price, (2) in an assortment of styles, (3) with the drains, extension kits and more to give you the best efficiency, (4) safety tub brochures and a whole lot more!
They’re great for those in your family who might have a problem getting into the standard tubs … but works wonders for anyone!
To find out more about these wonderful tubs and their ease of access, just click on the link that’ll take you to the best spot for walk in bathtubs … and order yours today!