Charlotte, NC

I know the title of this sounds a little odd, but think about it for a moment: Across our country, there are literally thousands of new homeless people — victims of either the economic crunch, foreclosures, or both.

For years, the homeless have been criticized, ostracized and categorized as lazy, shiftless and drunks who are too irresponsible to work or maintain a residence. This, Charlotteans, is B.S.!! I oughtta know; I was homeless at one time in my own adult life!
Yes, there are shelters to take them in (for example, the Uptown Shelter here in town). But they’re becoming full, thanks, in part, to the economy.
And it’s not just “poor” folk who are applying to these shelters; now you’ll find middle class and above … those who once “had”, but lost it all …

As the harshest of winter may be yet to come, and our population grows while the economy is still trying to break out of this rut it’s in, we can be thankful for the assistance programs we have in the city (e.g., Dove’s Nest, Crisis Assistance Ministries, Salvation Army, Goodwill), as well as some of the most benevolent churches and individuals in the United States.

So, as we turn our thoughts toward the New Year and the hope of a better tomorrow with the new Administration, let’s not forget those who are on the streets. And NEVER be judgmental about them! Remember the old saying? There but for the grace of God go I?

After all, these are human beings, too … and have a soul and heart that can be lifted to become better and happier … more hopeful … in this city of ours!

TOO MUCH TO HANDLE?

Whether you’re in a get-your-hands-dirty job or not, chances are you’re still looking for something to make the material you’re working with a little easier to handle. For example, if you’ve got items that have to be lifted by cantilever or need a box dumper for large amounts of scrap, then you know how rough it can be without the right equipment!
Fortunately, the link that I’m gonna give you in a moment will take you to the folks who can provide you with exactly what you’re looking for! They not only have the best equipment to handle any large loads, but controls, clamps, hardware and much more!
They’ve been in business for 60 years now, and their track record for quality, durability and price are second-to-none!
So, for the best in material handling equipment, just click on that link you just passed! If you wanna save time, effort … and money … this is the place you’ll want to visit!

I’ll bet the cardiac unit at Presbyterian Hospital could tell ya this, but:

DIDJA KNOW that one out of every five people recovering from a heart attack is still having chest pain a year afterward?  That’s what a new US study is saying.
The Archives of Internal Medicine reported some suffered angina every day, despite bypass surgery.
A team from Colorado University quizzed nearly 2,000 patients and say that it’s linked to smoking  — even depression in some cases.

Chest pain, or angina, is a common symptom of heart disease, but doctors expect some heart attack patients to continue to have it, regardless of efforts to treat their underlying disease.

The team looked at the progress of 1,957 patients, who filled in questionnaires a year after their heart attack. All told, 19.9% of the patients said they still had angina pain one year after their attack, and although this was once a week or less for most, 1.2% of them had daily pain.

Those most likely to have chest pain were younger men who had undergone heart bypass operations, or men who smoked or had depressive symptoms. The researchers said these links might help doctors monitor “at risk” patients.
A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation, who keenly studies the findings,  said:  “Targeted services for these people - such as helping them quit smoking - may help to improve the quality of life and health of heart patients by alleviating or preventing angina”.

Needless to say, this can be of tremendous help to everyone — not just here in the Queen City, but around the world! The bottom line here:  If you need help in treating smoking habits, depression or both, just reach out to your doctor.  He (or she) will be glad to refer you to someone who can help if they can’t!

LIGHTING UP … THE BATHROOM!

Everybody spends quite a bit of time in the bathroom every day — whether for showers/baths, makeup, washing hair, getting stuff from the linen closet or … well, “other” duties.
But wouldn’t it be great if our bathroom lighting was as warm and welcome as that in other rooms of the house?  And if that lighting gave superb illumination to prevent falls or slips?

Well, there’s one place that not only offers the best and most beautiful in lighting fixtures for your loo (British for “bathroom”), but at great prices, too!  And you can select your favorite finishes, brands, styles and applications (2 bulbs? 3? 4 or more?) … and even your own price range!

On top of all that, you get secure shopping, no sales tax since you live here in Charlotte and free shipping (if your order’s over $75.00)!

By now, I know you must be interested, so why not click the link that’ll take you to the best bathroom lighting you’d ever want?
Believe me, you’ll “see” what I’m talking about when you get there!! So make your bathroom a place of beauty and click there now!

DRIVERS, SLOW DOWN THIS SEASON!

Over the Christmas holidays (including New Year’s Eve and Day), the Highway Patrol will be out in force conducting DWI checkpoints and strictly enforcing state DWI laws. The HP will add more troopers on the interstates and other heavily traveled highways, and for good reason:

Y’see, last year, 27 people were killed and 1,118 injured during the week between the two Holidays. The primary cause: speeding.

“Holiday travel can be very dangerous on our highways if people don’t obey the laws and use common sense when they travel,” Highway Patrol Col. Walter Wilson said.

During the holiday week, they’ll participate in the state’s “Booze It and Lose It” campaign and the national Combined Accident Reduction Effort (CARE). The checkpoints will be set up throughout the state that week.

The patrol is urging motorists to buckle up, slow down and allow plenty of time for traveling. They can use cell phones to report safety hazards to the Highway Patrol by dialing “HP” toll free.

CHRISTMAS MEWS

Y’know, it really isn’t that hard to do …

As we’re headin’ outta the Thanksgiving festivities (but with turkey sandwiches to come for days yet, right??), we’ve gotta keep in mind whatever we mentioned yesterday as our blessings … and make ‘em fit today!

Here are just a few to keep in mind:

You’re ALIVE and FREE!! It doesn’t matter who-says-what, who’s left you, how bad your job might be, or how financially tight things appear, as long as you’re (and, here, I quote my friend Ty Boyd) “98.6 degrees and breathing”, you’ve got a solid chance to rise to your challenges! Nobody’s keepin you down but you! You’ve got the opportunity to get through the tough times, just by reaching out and finding out HOW! And what you’re on right now is a great place to start! For more help, check out any of Ty’s writings, or read Stuff Happens! and then you fix it by my mentor, the late Lloyd Thaxton and John Alston. But one of the best — and I dare you not to learn from this book — is The Magic of Thinking Big by Dr. David Schwartz. HEY …. YOU’RE ALIVE!! You’re FREE!! Now, USE those two things to make a happy life for yourself now, and throughout 2009!

YOU’RE IN THE QUEEN CITY!! HOME OF OPPORTUNITY!! If you’re in need of assistance, we’ve got the Salvation Armies, Crisis Assistance Ministries, Uptown Shelters and so much more to help you! If in need of work, and no one is hiring, lemme ask ya: What are YOUR talents?? Then why not start your OWN small business? It can be anything from housecleaning (I knew a young lady with lupus who successfully did just that!!) to yardwork and landscaping, making phone calls for businesses to writing blogs or business reviews on the web! Meanwhile, you can keep your eyes and ears open for “help wanteds” around town!

WE’VE GOT SOME TREMENDOUSLY POSITIVE CHANGE STARTING ON JAN. 20!! And, if he’s true to his word, President Obama’s gonna be hittin’ the ground running once he sets foot in the Oval Office!
Word is that he might reverse Bush’s decision and allow extensive stem-cell research! This research would be phenomenal as it could result in cures for so many afflictions.
There are many positives about our new President-to-be! Forget race, forget the junk that twisted media has tried to spread. We’re AMERICANS here … and that means giving him our support as we’re giving him a solid chance!

MOST OF ALL, WE’VE GOT FAMILIES AND FRIENDS. Whether ya know it or not, I personally guarantee that someone in this town is on your side, and is really hoping the best for you in 2009! Oh .. our families? Listen … they’ve been with you since the “get-go”! And even if you’ve lost some of them over the year, there are always one or two (even goin’ into the “cousin” category) who love you!

Now … let all that soak in a bit, and realize: WE’RE REALLY BLESSED, CROWN-TOWNERS!! Next step: Carry those blessings in our minds and heart throughout this coming season … and on into 2009!

HARD DRIVIN’

As anyone who uses a notebook or standard PC knows, it’s essential to have a good hard drive for your machine. Unfortunately, these can become so loaded with files, pics, music and more that you can find your computer’s existing drive running out of capacity.
If that’s your situation, then you can get a brand-new USB (or “external”) hard drive to alleviate the problem! Now, the link I’m about to give will lead you to a spot where you can get all kinds of hard drives, whether it be USB, portable, solid state or any other ones … and at a lower price than you’ll find at standard stores!
You can also search for hard drives by manufacturer, price range, rotation speed and even storage range (1 - 50 GB). And you can also get free shipping!
So, if you need a great boost to your computer’s storage capacity, just click on the link to find the best, most affordable variety of hard drives on the market! You’ll be amazed at the results!

Well, it looks like I’m gonna be losin’ a coupla friends in a few weeks, as Norma and Gene (real names) are gonna be headin’ out west to their “winter” home in Las Vegas.
Huh?? Wellllll, maybe a little jealous, ’cause there’s so much to do and see there! But, then again, I’m perfectly happy bein’ a full-fledged Crown Towner …

I’ve been to Atlantic City East (awww, it’s a runnin’ gag with Easterners) and can tell ya that, on any given occasion, you’ll run across more than a few locals there. For example, take in a Tom Jones concert, and I can almost guarantee at least one or two Charlotteans in the audience!

One more thing, though: When each one of ‘em leaves the casinos, the hotels, the theatres and performances to catch the next flight here, they always seem happier to be back. Awwww, you know why, don’tcha? ‘Cause we’ve got the best of everything, right here in our own backyard!

(sigh!) But Norma and Gene are thinkin’ about stayin’ there (actually, on the outskirts of town. A little place called Henderson) … and we all wish ‘em the best, should they decide to do so.

THEY’LL NEED INSURANCE, THOUGH

One thing that Norma and Gene’ll wanna know if they’re gonna move is that the state of Nevada is gonna require some good insurance on their vehicles.
Now, as you know, shoppin’ around for good auto insurance can take time and money, especially if you’re in a new location like Henderson or Vegas. So it’s best to go to this link I’m about to share with you and do some good comparison shopping for the best quotes. Just fill out the online form, and you’ll get up to four rates from fifteen different insurance companies.
It’ll also provide ya with the info you’ll need to apply (remember, there’s no obligation to any of them, though), and even a useful .PDF-formatted document consumer’s guide to Nevada auto insurance (it’ll tell ya all you need to know about it!).
So, for Norma and Gene (and anyone out there in the viewer area who’s living in or planning to move to Nevada, it’ll do you well to click on Nevada auto insurance to find the rates and coverage that’ll suit you!
And to the Stephens’, we wish a safe and happy trip and (though we’d hate to see you go), a safe move!

It’s close to Christmas, bills are piling up, you don’t have much to eat …
and you’re out of work. 
Worse, you can’t find a job, no matter how many businesses have your applications; you’re either (a) too old, (b) not experienced, (c) too young, (d) over/underqualified or, in some cases, don’t even “look the part”.
And don’t fool yourself; there are still places out there whose bosses won’t hire you on the basis of race, gender, disability or heritage!

So, what are you gonna do?  If ya get SSI, SSD or some other governmental check, you already know it doesn’t last long!  And ya can’t keep borrowing money off kinfolk, pawning your belongings or whatever.
The frustration mounts because you know you can do a good job … if someone would just hire you!

Hey … I’ve got an idea!  Why not consider taking your talents (whether it’s mechanics, excelling at math, repairing small appliances, or even just cleaning)  and work for youself??  I mean, get all the material you need, including equipment (it usually doesn’t cost much), paperwork (receipts, invoices, ledgers, business cards and whatever else your home business will require), space to properly do your work — and, of course, check on licensing in your area — then, when you’re ready, advertise; promote the dickens out of your business!

Now, ya won’t make a lotta money right off, of course; a good customer base has to grow, right?? But, if you stick with it, and let everybody you come in contact with know that you’re there and “open for business”, you could be on your way!
Just make sure you have fair prices and the absolute BEST in quality workmanship! And always treat your customer like you’d wanna be treated!

Natch, there are other ways to beat the wolf from your door: Check with the Employment Security Commission; check the Internet; go to temporary-employment agencies; ask around — your friends or family might know of someone who’s hiring and can put in a “good word” for ya. If nothing else, and you can handle the job (usually manual labor), apply with labor pools! Now, you’ll have to be there when they open (usually at dawn) and wait to be added to a worklist — but, in very short time, you could be working … and, if the employer of the contract company likes your work, you could end up with a permanent job! Either way, you’re paid!

My daddy and practically every uncle I had was self-employed … and every company you see throughout town — from the humongous stores on N. Tryon to the little “Mom-and-Pops” you see farther out S. Tryon and throughout town — started with one person having a vision, and starting his/her own business!

If they could do it — and if you need the income — why can’t you??

Hey … remember when I asked ya to email me with your comments? Well, when I ran that bit about the VP debate, the inbox had no less than 20 responses … some of which I’ve gotta share with you (no, I’m not givin’ names, for privacy purposes):

Whose side are you on? Either you like Biden or Palin. If you vote like you write, you’re not going to make any difference!”
Well, man, I’m on no one’s “side”. Yeah, I’m classed as a Democrat, but ya don’t count yer chickens before the hen lays the eggs, right? So, until the dawn of election day, I’m keepin’ an open-mind. (and what’s wrong with my writin’, bunky? Hey … I get the readership; most of ‘em have followed my columns and articles for nearly a quarter-century with no complaints, and I’ve always written this way …)

“Sarah Palin sounded like an excited schoolgirl. That ’shout-out’ was not aproppriate (sic … it’s “appropriate”) in a debate setting …”
Listen — you’ve gotta remember that Mrs. Palin has just been thrust onto the world stage; and she had her first big national showing during the debate. She reacted just as if an actor, upon his/her first nod for an Emmy, won the award and hadta give a speech.
Besides, who was she giving the “shout-out” for? Schoolkids!! Would that others in the political arena cared as much.
Overall, I think she did a splendid first-time job

“It is obvious that McCain has her for window dressing. He knows Hilary (sic. Two “l’s” with this Hillary!) was big popular (?? ummm … what??) with woman voters. He is a man that thinks if he has a pretty woman to run with him he can get the woman vote.”

I have to agree with you on points. He (1) did notice Sen. Clinton’s drawing power. So he apparently borrowed from that and tapped Ms. Palin to be his running mate. Granted, she’s not as qualified as others who could’ve made the cut; but (2) it seems more than coincidence that Mrs. Palin was Governor of the same state that Republicans have targeted for off-shore drilling!

“When she’s got a family at home, with a pregnant unmarried daughter and one child with Downs Syndrome, she should stay there and help them and not be in Washington!”
Let me clarify something, okay? She and her husband, Todd, have a family at home! And the man is more than willing to help with that. Concerning her daughter, Bristol: She’s not needing “round-the clock” care; she’s needing her parents’ support which, whether she were VP or the first female Pope, Mrs. Palin will continue to give. She appears to be a very loving, caring mom. And, concerning her youngest child: From James Monroe to Abe Lincoln, William McKinley to Andrew Jackson and Calvin Coolidge, Presidents had children who were either disabled, injured or whatever. So why can’t she handle her job and take care of the child? Remember — as with our government, a successful marriage is a two-party system, working hand-in-hand. (Somehow, I’ve got a feelin’ that, while marriages work that way, our government’s headin’ for some kind of estrangement …).
Anyway, she and Todd are workin’ together for the welfare of their family. So, though I still believe Obama’s the right choice, I admire the courage, stamina and personality of Sarah Palin. Even after this election, I hope she finds total success in her endeavors!

BURNIN’ THE FAT AWAY

It’s an age-old problem: How can I get rid of these extra pounds I carry — and do it safely? We’re hit by zillions of TV commercials and printed ads touting “this” or “that” one being the best … but are they??
There’s one way to find out, and that’s to click on the link I’m about to give you and learn more about the top diet and fat-burning pills on the market before you buy! These folks will not only review the supplements honestly, but will give you the ingredients, a ratings system (to let you know which is the most effective), the “pros” and “cons” of each one, and more!
And all it takes is to click on the link that’ll take you, first, to know more about the popular diet supplement, Apidexin. When you get there, make sure you check out the entire <em>site!</em> You’ll certainly be pleased with what you find … and your body will be grateful!

DISCLAIMER: The photo you see on your left is not of Saturday’s accident. It’s just one I found on the web to make a point.

The Observer reported the news today: “A 49-year-old Shelby man died this weekend in a motorcycle accident in Gaston County … the accident occurred around 7:30 p.m. Saturday … alcohol was not a factor in the crash …”

For the seventh time over the past three years, someone I know has died at the hands of a motorcycle. I witnessed the combined funerals of a husband-and-wife in Ashland, just prior to the last OCW event. Both were officers of the law … off-duty, enjoying a “second honeymoon”, as such. And they lost their lives at the wheel of a single motorcycle crash.
The culprit? A blown tire!

Look … it doesn’t matter who you are, or whether you ride a hawg (Harley) or motorized bicycle (Yamaha), you’ve gotta remember how dangerous the drivin’ can be! Now, before anyone jumps into my comment box to rip my head off, lemme tell ya that I dig bein’ behind the wheel of a heavy-horsepower hog; the feel of freedom is totally unmatched. And I’m definitely not puttin’ cyclist down for a moment. In fact, for the most part, they’re more skilled and aware than other drivers.

Now, we’re all gonna miss Ricky — in fact, our hearts go out to the entire Ivey family. But this tragedy brings a major “heads-up” for every biker:

No matter where you’re goin’ on yer wheels, make absolutely sure that everything on your bike is in TOP CONDITION! If you’ve got even the slightest worry about your tires’ wear, or your carb’s cleanliness, brakes or whatever, just park it and take the car. Or walk.

When you’re on the road, PAY ATTENTION!! It only takes yer mind to wander once to hit, spinout or roll. And remember — there aren’t any seat belts or roll bars to help ya!

Lastly (and I can hear bikers all the way to L. A. sayin’ this. In fact, a dude fresh off the Sturgis run told me this one), “KNOW YER BIKE LIKE YOU WANNA KNOW YER WOMAN/MAN!” I wanna include, KNOW YOUR ROUTE LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND!

We can’t afford any more deaths like we experienced Saturday, folks! So, sure … enjoy the ride; but keep it safe, okay?

KEEPIN’ IT FIT AND TRIM

Now, while we’re keepin’ our bikes sleek and fine-acting, so we should do the same for ourselves! Of course, there are loads of diet supplements and helps to get you into the shape and style you want; but, of all these, only one site can give you the lowdown on the top brands. They review the best diet pills, the pros and cons (if any) of each, their ingredients, and even give you links on where to buy them for less! And get this: They even go so far as to list some effective weight loss tips for you~

But you’ll find even more when you click on the link I’m about to give you. So, if you’re in the market for the best in diet aids, but don’t know where to go, just click on this link which will start off by telling you more about the popular supplement, Trimspa.
All in all, you’ll really appreciate this site for giving you the “heads-up” and info you need to make the best choice! So take a moment (after you’re finished here) to click there, okay??

Waitin’ in line for a few drops of gas … GEEZ!

Actually, it does have a familiar ring to it. While I’m jottin’ down these notes (having already read a nice book while waitin’. Somethin’ called War and Peace …), I hark back (awww, c’mon … somebody out there’s still gotta “hark” a bit!) to the dayz followin’ Hurricane Hugo.

Lemme see a show of hands of how many remember that mess!  Okay … now, how many of you were stuck in line down in Pineville, waitin’ to pull up to the Handy Pantry pumps and fill up?  Y’see, we’d already planned to put up some new transformers (in fact, more than meets the eye …) on Saturday the 23rd (of September.  1989.  Ya still  with me??).
Well, when Hugo finally hit (and, believe me, it was sudden!  Just ask the folks at WSOC, where, at around 5 AM, the vicious wind actually threw reporter BJ Harrison into the wall as she was comin’ in for work!  A moment before, stillness.  A second later, eatin’ brick!), we knew those rascals hadta go up immediately!  Thus, we became the only spot on the local map with power — thus, workable gas pumps.

If it weren’t for our newspaper, The Charlotte Observer, and the reporters at WSOC-TV and FM/AM, I can guarantee ya that things would’ve been a lot harder to deal with! These folks came through with more than news: they were there to field calls, direct citizens to the right resources, and drew public attention to the areas that had the most damage, along with ways we could help.  SOC, in fact, was giving continuous radio coverage from the minute the storm hit … and walked many of us (though by battery-operated sets) through the preps and patience needed to “ride it out.” 

THIS IS BARELY DIFFERENT, in that it’s still a hardship caused by a lotta stiff and strong wind (mostly outta Washington!).  We’re lined up here at the pumps, waitin’ for gas, wondering if it’ll be the same soon with supermarkets!  Frustration turns to rage as we’re trapped between (hold on.  Lemme check.  Okay, here it’s an) SUV and burgundy Saturn (and, in just a few minutes, I’ll be wonderin’ how much that driver wants his car … lol), the gas needle almost on “E” and needing to go to the bathroom …

But, at the helm of sanity you’ll still find the Observer, helping us through this nonsense (they’ve even asked readers to send or call in spots where the gas is easier to obtain!  Convenience stores, gas stations, Taco Bells … anywhere!)  I’m tellin’ ya (and this Relic’s been all around this USofA and more …), we’ve got the very best newspaper in America right here in Crown Town!!

WHY NOT GO CRUISIN’?

No, I’m not talkin’ about lookin’ for gas … I’m talkin’ about the real deal; taking a bonafide,  enjoyable, affordable cruise! 
What??  Y’say it costs too much?? Hmph … not if ya click on the link I’m about to give ya!  Y’see, these folks provide the best cruises to some fab destinations … and for MUCH less than you’d expect to pay at your local git-and-go (ie, “travel tour”) stores!
For example, could ya handle four days and three nights at Walt Disney World … for as low as $199?  Or how about three days, two nights in Las Vegas for as low as $179? 
AHA!!! Caught your eye on those!  Now, what about the Caribbean, and pesky passport waits, and travel insurance and stuff?  Think you’re gonna have to look on your own?  WRONG!!  They’ll even help ya figure all that out, too!
Believe me, it’s an amazing site … one that’ll put you on a cruise liner and on your way to a memorable vacation cruise and still have money in your pocket!
So why not check it out now?? You’ll be really pleased to find the best cruises to fit your budget! So click on that link now, and get ready to enjoy a bit of paradise!

What’d I tell ya??
Remember a few posts back, when I talked about bein’ ready for hurricanes (what a lady in South Boulevard’s Radio Shack said should be re-named Worri-canes, ’cause though we’re in-land the news can still worry the socks off ya!)??

Well, it looks like the Gulf and East Coasts are gettin’ plastered by ‘em this season — and more’s on the way! Fortunately, none have done nearly the damage of a Katrina or Rita — but that doesn’t mean they won’t!
And, though Crown Town is blessed by being where it is, we all know we can still get a feel of the fury (remember Hugo almost two decades ago?).

So it makes sense to go ahead and get non-perishable supplies, blankets, batteries, etc., now, just in case one of these blowhards does happen to gain enough oomph! to graze us! And don’t forget that, should “the call” come in over the TV or radio news, you’ll wanna get your tank filled up; sometimes, when the power goes out, the convenience stores are stuck with inoperational gas pumps!

The big question, natch, is will another big one hit us?? It’s not likely right now … but, since ya never can be totally sure, it’s best to be ready, just in case!

Besides, what’s the store gonna do with all that Spam sittin’ on their shelves, anyway? I mean, we don’t buy it normally …

SOMETHING TO DIE(T) FOR

Y’know, there are a lot of diet programs and regimens on the market these days (and for good cause, since so many Americans are overweight now. Don’t believe me? Google™ the topic, then!). Some work, some don’t — and folks don’t have a lot of time to go by trial-and-error with these.
Besides, finding the right diet supplement can be time-consuming, anyhow; you have to drive from store-to-store, check out a zillion choices with (maybe) the help of an overworked clerk, stand in long lines to pay for the sometimes-overpriced item.
But there is an easier way!
First, just click on the link I’m about to give you. Then, check out their reviews of the top dietary supplements. Find the one that’ll suit you (you’ll also be able to find out more about individual fat-burners and other supplements on the left side of the page, as well as customer feedback at the bottom of it!).

Once you’re satisfied, just follow the link they provide for the best internet price –and, believe me, you will save money!
So, to help you make the best choice of diet pills, just click the link you just passed! Before ya know it, the diet supplement you want will be in your hands … and you’ll be on your way to a slimmer and fitter YOU!

By now, I guess you’ve read about the little bold lady who lived in Denver (our Denver, I mean …) who had so many childre … er, pets … she didn’t know what to do.
Look — on the surface, there’s nothing wrong with rescuin’ little barks and fleaflickers; it’s what they call a “noble gesture”.
But remember: If you’re gonna take in any pet, you’ve gotta be responsible for its/their care and upkeep! Never … never have more pets than you can safely love and care for!

But 400??? Awww, man … gimme a break here! There’s a lady I know in Parkersburg, W. Va. who had 1,000 taken from her last month — ONE …THOUSAND!! (Don’t believe me? Here … read for yourself!)
And, on top of that, she’s a breeder … and, I must say, one of the sweetest ladies I’ve ever had the chance to speak with.
Now, whether it’s Denver, N.C. or Parkersburg, W. Va., the cases in both cities teach us some valuable lessons:

• Though it’s a wonderful gesture to save an animal, we have to remember that their rescue carries with it a lot of responsibility for the pet’s well-being.
• If you have too many animals to care for (and be honest about that!), then turn ‘em over to an animal rescue organization that’ll put ‘em up for adoption.
• This, in no way, is a reflection of the owner’s character or persona. That person can be as sweet and well-meaning as possible … but just has a heart too big to say “no”. He or she should be supported by family and friends, who also should help the owner to keep things under control!

HURRICANE CARLOS TO HIT TOWN! Actually, it’s Carlos Mencia, the fab stand-up and improv comic who’s coming to Ovens Auditorium this Friday (8 PM) with his At Close Range gig.
Now, if the man can keep the bleeped stuff under wraps, he’s gonna put on a show that’ll knock your socks off (so wear extra, or have ‘em in yer pocket!). I’ve seen him a coupla times already while I’ve been on the road, and he’s hilarious! This is definitely a show worth takin’ in — just be sure to get there early so you can get good seats!

LIGHTING IT UP

No, this isn’t about smoking … unless you wanna include “smoking hot” deals on lighting fixtures (see??). We’re all lookin’ for brighter, attractive new lamps, chandeliers, and bathroom lighting (in fact, didja know that psychologists say good lighting actually improves your mood?). And, of course, when we go shopping for those, we know there’s gonna be a price to pay, whether in time spent in traffic, in checkout lines or whatever, or in the high mark-up that so many places have.
But, at the link I’m about to give you, you’ll find a spot that’ll not only provide a wide selection of the most gorgeous lamps, sconces, bathroom lighting and more — but at prices that’ll make your wallet breathe a lot easier!!
And, get this: They give you free shipping on orders over $75 annnd (if you’re wondering how good this place is to shop with) you can even view their security certificate online! How many places will do that for ya?
So go ahead and click on the link that’ll get you the best lighting you’ll ever want! Believe me, you’ll see things a lot clearer … and feel a whole lot better … when you visit and get your lighting needs from these folks!

WOW!! Y’mean it’s Labor Day already?? Geez … and here I wuz, just gettin’ over July 4th …

Natch, it’s a day when loads of Americans can sorta kick back and relax a bit … but, as you know, one part of the nation is bein’ robbed of the holiday as-we-speak! So, while we’re doin’ our cook-outs or relaxin’ at the park, let’s all remember that, down on the Gulf Coast, it’s gonna be a day of worry, apprehension and tension.
Since you’ve read this far, how about takin’ a moment to bow yer head and say a quick one for those folks, huh?? I’ll be here when ya get back to the post …

Now, as far as today’s festivities go:

Remember to play it safe on the roads, okay?? There’s the Labor Day Parade that’s gonna hit the downtown area, and there’ll be a number of streets closed. Now, the parade’s start at Ninth and Tryon and go to Third and Tryon. and will run from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. If you’re plannin’ on driving uptown, stay away from The Square in the morning; and remember that there’s gonna be a lot of parade-goers headin’ home (or to cookouts) afterward, so be careful!

So, whether you’re goin’ to Freedom Park or to a local wing-ding, have a peaceful, enjoyable and relaxing time! And take a minute to remember how blessed you are to live in Charlotte — with or without gas (thought I’d forgotten, huh?).

By the way: If you wanna keep up with gas cut-off situation, I’ve been told you can get the latest from Piedmont Natural Gas online.

MESOTHELIOMA

It sounds like a terrible disease … and, actually, it is. In fact, it’s a serious cancer that comes from exposure to asbestos. As you know, many public buildings — especially schools — are being tested and, at times, necessarily renovated (or even torn down) due to the amount of asbestos that’s used in ceilings, etc.
Throughout the nation, there are thousands who have been afflicted with this disease — and many don’t exactly know where to turn to learn more about it and its effects.
But, now, there’s a site that’ll give you all the information you need; articles, news updates, treatments, diagnoses, and even clinical trials of and on the subject! It also has info for patients and families, doctors, and so much more!
So, if you or someone you love is suffering from this disease, please take the time to find out more about mesothelioma by clicking that link you just passed.
Your life may depend on it …

Okay … so I was (nearly) scammed yesterday (hey … I am HUMAN, y’know …). Here’s what happened (and, listen … keep yer eyes peeled, okay? It could happen to you!):

As most of you know, I’ve got a popular identity as The Rock Relic — thus, I subscribe to different legit oldies-rock music groups on the web. Well, a “member” of one of these groups (turns out, he wasn’t part of it at all!) emailed and invited me to join some new “group” called Grouply. Heard of it yet? Well, if yer in the entertainment biz, you might yet …

Anyway, the dude who invited me (some freak named Bob Steed … aka Bob Postie) asked for my Yahoo! address and password (yeah? I was dumb enough … I’ll admit that. But, then again, how well does your judgment work after a straight-48?).

No other word from the guy or the “group”; normally, legit ones send welcome emails, tutorial or user/password reminders). From this goon, not a word …

BUT …

I did get a zillion (okay … one-hundred-ten, then) emails on some of the worst topics imaginable (no, I deleted all of ‘em!).

Worse than that, though, was realizing what I’d done and that this creep could be sendin’ emails out from my inbox (remember, he had the password!).

So I checked my “sent” folder. Nothing. But there was one little ditty in my draft section … and, man, it coulda gone off like a bomb if the perp had sent it!

Now, I know a lot of folks around the QC who’s involved in music in every capacity — a few news reporters, and some TV people. If any are reading this, remember:

GROUPLY IS A FRAUD!! TREAT IT (and any emails from a “Bob Postie”) AS SUCH!!

I know this is a short one, and has no other news in it, but THIS is something that’s gotta be spread … (oh, yeah … I changed my passwords to all my sites after gettin’ the 411 from my musical mates in the UK and California)

Remember the last words of Emo Phillips in concert? Ahhh, well … live and learn!”

So just consider this a “heads-up” from someone who does and has …

The response has been overwhelming …

and, quite frankly, it’s brought me cause to study each comment carefully before writing any further dissertations on the subject. However, sometime tomorrow afternoon, I’ll address this situation again and use in-context samples of these comments within the post itself.

Now … for you who think I’m being somewhat whimsical in my prose style, I hope you’re satisfied with the way I penned the above.

‘Cause, y’see, it just ain’t my style! (I’ll explain in a minute, okay?) Look … I’ll admit that I didn’t think the whole shebang through before gettin’ these paws on the keypads. That’s why I wanna take some time to read … no, make that study (BIG difference, right?) whatcha said.

So, just hang on until sometime tomorrow afternoon, okay? And, listen: Thanx for the comments! Keep ‘em comin’, and I’ll put ‘em on here! In fact, I’ve got some hard-copy newspapers who’d like what you wrote, if I can get your permission to send ‘em!

ABOUT THIS “WRITING STYLE”

Now, let me get heavy for a moment: I took journalism, writing, drama, etc. in colleges and schools over the years. But I’ve also been a DJ, an audio producer and a syndicated columnist. This “dialoguish” writing style — patterned largely after the way a person verbalizes in informal situations — has garnered readers around the world and Pineville for my product.

Now, if you want the “Queen’s English” (I think the “King’s English” means usin’ words like Elvis, huh?), I can do that. But (as many of you know already) the best way to relate to others is to be yourself! And I’m as informal as a plate of grits on a cool Sunday mornin’ at mama’s breakfast table.

One more thing before I get off here and start readin’: NONE of our collegiates are, in any way, shape or form, “children” (other than the obligatory title used by the parents of these students) or “kids”. In fact, they should be respected for taking the steps to further their education and learn more of the intricacies of life’s processes! After all:
To THEM we entrust our FUTURE!

‘Nuff said. More tomorrow … be sure to tune in …

Geez … okay, so it’s my birthday … but I ain’t THAT far gone (am I??).

Yep … 58 years ago today (at 12:28 PM EST, to be almost exact), for some reason mama screamed to the world that my daddy was illegitimate.* (aaah, you who have birthed children know what I mean!) I woulda come to his defense, but what I wuz too busy at the time to notice …**
Anyway, the squallin’, poopin’, kickin’ mess that followed was remarkable. Finally, they escorted dad outta the delivery room, and I wuz born …**
Now … let’s move on:

IN THE NEWS AT THIS HOUR

Folk-rocker Jackson Browne is a bit miffed at Republican presidential candidate what’s-his-name for usin’ his song, Running On Empty, in one of his campaign commercials without permission. Natch, the McCain camp said it was the Ohio Republican Party (ORP’s) fault (ORP?? Maybe he just burped while he was answerin’, and reporters put 1 and 1 together [see the last post for answer]!). Anyway, Browne is suing ‘em in an L. A. court …

JIMMY PAGE TO CLOSE THE OLYMPICS?? Hey … that’s what the rumours are sayin’! They tell TRR that he’s set to perform at the closing ceremonies on 24 August, along with Leona Lewis. (By the way, London’s gonna host the next Summer Olympics in four years. Congrats, mates …)

SPEAKIN’ OF PAGE, here he is, lonnng before Yardbirds, Zep and the rest. If ya missed it on the old site, yer gonna dig seein’ him at … 14!

A QUICK WORD Hey … remember the book I toldja Lloyd Thaxton co-wrote with John Alston (Stuff Happens — and then you fix it)? Well, John’s in the hospital and needin’ yer good vibes and prayers at this moment. He’s one of the most positive, motivational people on the planet, and has touched a lotta lives with his advice and counsel! So let’s touch his by sayin’ a quick one, or sendin’ out some good thoughts, on his behalf! Thanks.

Well, that’s it for this edition! Until tomorrow (when I’ll will humbly hobble over to his keyboard, feebly take his old, wrinkled hand and, squinting hard to see the monitor [set on lowest resolution], try to type a few words to you young whippersnappers …), remember (HEY!! It’s a JOKE!! I hope …)

Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music …
and I’ll see ya on the FLIP SIDE!!
* My dad was obviously very legitimate. His mother and dad, F. V. and Martha Carnes Hinson, gave birth to him on April 8, 1917. He passed away August 25, 1990.
** Actually, The Relic was born with the umbilical cord wrapped tightly around his neck. Having not been able to breathe for a time and with face mottled black, he was considered dead at first. After many minutes of attempting to revive me (thankfully, Doc McDonald succeeded!) and an extended stay at Mercy Hospital in Charlotte, life permanently won …