Charlotte, NC

Since we’re comin’ down toward the end of the year, why not leave it with some good news for a change? Ya with me?
Great. Well, here’s the first installment:

It happened just before Christmas: Searchers had combed the brutal backcountry of rural Ontario, Canada for the housewife from the city of Hamilton, who had left her home three days earlier in the middle of a blizzard to grocery shop.

With his search-and-rescue dog Ace, Ray Lau tramped through the thick, ice-covered brush of a farmer’s field that Monday, not far from where Donna Molnar’s van had been found a day earlier.

He kept thinking: Negative-20 winds? This is a search for a body!

“Then, oh, all of a sudden, Ace bolted off,” Lau said. “He stooped and looked down at the snow and just barked, barked, barked.” Lau rushed to his Dutch shepherd’s side.

“There she was, there was Donna, her face was almost totally covered except for one eye staring back at me!” he said. “There was a thousand thoughts going through my head. It was over the top.”

With one ungloved hand near her neck, Molnar, 55, mumbled and tried to scream as Lau yelled to other rescuers. Dressed in a leather coat, sweater, slacks and winter boots, Molnar was carefully pulled from a 3-foot-deep mound of snow that had apparently helped to insulate her.

Then, rescuers got their second shock.

“She was lucid, and said, ‘Wow. I’ve been here a long time!’ and then she apologized and said, ‘I just wanted to take a walk, I’m sorry to have caused you any trouble,’ “ said Staff Sgt. Mark Cox of the Hamilton Police Department, one of the leaders in the hunt. “And we’re all thinking this is incredible, this is really something. I’ve been doing search and rescue for seven years, and this is the wildest case I’ve had in finding someone alive,” he said.

She was rushed to a hospital and immediately sedated to begin the agonizing steps of hypothermia treatment.

“I think the snow must have worked to trap her body heat, and that’s what really saved her,” Cox said. “This really speaks to what’s possible.”

David Molnar is understandably calling his wife’s survival his “Christmas miracle.” Especially …

especially when her body temp at extraction was only thirty degrees!!!

He wasn’t able to speak with her immediately after she was taken to the hospital. But while she was under sedation, he leaned over her and whispered in her ear, “Welcome back, I love you.”

“My wife, you know, doesn’t pump iron. She is strong physically and spiritually,” he said. “When people say to me how do I explain how she survived, I said I believe God reached down and cradled her until the rescuers could find her, because there’s no rational explanation.”

In addition to hypothermia, Donna Molnar is being treated for severe frostbite, and her recovery will take months.

Now … who says that visits from angels, Christ, and miracles don’t exist? (I’m referring to the infant in Presbyterian Hospital whom I wrote about a few posts ago).

GOTTA STAND FOR TV

Have you ever gotten a cool-looking LCD TV, with clear screen and great sound and set it on some kind of stand — just to have it collapse on ya? (This happened to a friend of mine this past Christmas!)
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Now, with the weather gettin’ a colder and (as of now) snow or rain pelting everybody, it seems, it only makes sense to visit the folks who can provide you with the best tv stand you could ever hope for! You’ll be amazed at what you see!!

Well, it looks like the people have spoken …

A new national poll shows that three out of four Americans feel he’s leaving not a moment too soon.
Seventy-five percent of those questioned (it was a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey) released Friday said they’re glad Bush is going (hey … twenty-eight percent of those said President Bush is the worst president in U.S. history); only 23 percent said they’d miss him.

“Earlier this year, Bush scored some of the lowest presidential approval ratings we’ve seen in half a century, so it’s understandable that the public is eager for a new president to step in,” the polling director, Keating Holland, said.
And CNN’s senior political analyst, Bill Schneider, added, “As President Bush prepares to leave office, the American public has a parting thought: Good riddance. At least that’s the way three-quarters feel.”

Now, compare that with the 51 percent who said they wouldn’t miss President Bill Clinton when he left office in January 2001. Forty-five percent of those questioned at that time said they would miss Clinton.
So it obviously shows that Bush compares poorly with his presidential predecessors.

Only a third of those who were polled said they hope he’ll remain active in public life after he leaves the White House. Still, that’s 22 points lower than those in 2001 who wanted Bill Clinton to retain a public role.

What’s your take on President (for now) George W. Bush? Either leave a comment or email me and let me know. (NOTE: Many of the comments I’ve received of late have been rude or downright vulgar, no matter which post they were directed to. I will NOT accept any of those at ANY time!

TRUCKING ALONG

Have you ever tried to move yourself or your family through winding roads, over mountains or other “iffy” terrain? I have … and, let me tell you, it’s no fun!
So I’ve learned of a place that’ll have drivers pack and move you professionally, with extreme care of your belongings (including your vehicle) — and at great savings to you!
You see, when you drive your own rental truck, you’re not only responsible for the packing, lifting, etc., but also for the space you don’t use (meaning, money out of your pocket!).
And what about the stress? Suppose you were driving, say, from Charlotte, up toward Hickory, around Grandfather’s Mountain (and those winding roads), to some other town? You’d be tied in knots wondering how things were in the bed of the truck, right?
There are so many advantages to letting the “pros” do it … and, when you click on the link that’ll take you to the best in truck rental, you’ll see what I mean.
So, if you’re planning to move anytime in the near future, trust me: It’ll be worth your time to click on that link! You’ll find they’ll be more helpful than you’d ever expect …

To most of us, there was no doubt: The pitiful little remains in the bag they found near the Anthony home were those of little Caylee. And, last week, word from Orange Country ME Dr. Jan Garavaglia, proved us right …
Nonetheless, it still tore everybody up; not just the deed, but that it was an innocent, two-year-old (at the time of her abduction) child who was cruelly murdered at the hands of …

who, exactly?? That’s what we’re waiting to find out from investigators. As it stands now, it appears Tot Mo — er, biological mother Casey Anthony is the sole killer; but will the results show an accomplice? Were her parents, boyfriend(s) — anyone else involved?

Stay tuned for the latest on this case, which is developing more turns than a pretzel …

BLAGOJEVICHIN’ Didja see that half-cocked “announcement” made by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (he of “Honest Roddy’s Used Senate Seat Emporium”)?
Man, that sucker could fake his way outta anything! Oh, I know … he sounded sincere, but … well, did anybody think to check out his body language while he was talkin’?

He was hopping and twisting around like he was in severe need of a bathroom break! His eyes looked like those of a kid whose mom had just caught him with his hand in the cookie jar!
Now, news reports have already told of his impulsiveness and anger (including choice ‘&*!@’ words at times), so how can anybody buy his excuses?

Legally, the state Senate can still proceed with impeachment hearings against him. For the sake of the state’s political reputation, it’s the least they can do.

THERE AUTO BE SOME RELIEF NOW

The recent bail-out of the General Motors and Chrysler Corporations (it was also offered to Ford, but they said [bless 'em] they didn’t need it) can (I said “can) mean a boost for other companies as well.

AK Steel in Kentucky had to lay off hundreds of workers, due in part to the flagging auto industry; Firestone, Goodyear and other tire and rubber plants, the same; glass manufacturers, parts warehouses, etc. — many of whom have had to go “belly-up” (if only partly) due to the near-demise of the car crunch — may benefit from the effects of this bail-out (as long as GM/Chrysler keep their part of the bargain).

So, though the price tag is still pretty steep, maybe it’s providing a little “light at the end of the tunnel” after all!

IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY …

then my PC should be running okay. But, all too often, it becomes bogged down with so many downloads, songs, articles and such that I need more memory for it!
Actually, it’s one of the best ways to improve performance as well as speed! Now, you can go to a big computer-repair places for a memory component (and maybe be charged an arm-and-a-leg for one you’re not familiar with) or you can click the link I’m about to give you! It’ll take you to a spot where you can not only buy your own component, but at a much lower price! And they have such a selection that you’re bound to find a component that’ll fit your computer’s needs exactly!
In fact, you can even show them what price range and memory capacity you want, and they’ll provide you with a tailor-made selection. In many cases, you also get free shipping included!
So, if your PC’s dragging and you need a boost in speed and performance, just click on this link for the best in computer memory.
When you see your music playing smoothly, your downloads running a lot quicker and your games more playable, you’ll really be glad you did!

Okay … was it any mystery that Time Magazine bestowed its prestigious Man Of The Year award (and front cover) on President-elect Barack Obama?

Yes, he does deserve it — and for three very good reasons:

• Sen. Obama has accomplished something that no other Presidential hopeful has done: He broke the racial barrier separating African-Americans from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue! That, in and of itself, is worthy of front-page Time, right?
• He’s to be inaugurated at a time when the country is at its lowest economic point since the Great Depression of 1929 — and there’s a war going on! These alone make for one of the heaviest loads to bear since FDR was elected in 1933.
• But he’s already addressing these issues actively … and he’s not even in office yet! The President-elect had told America that he expected to hit the ground running when he entered the White House — and if the way he’s sizing up the socioeconomic scene now is any indication, there’s a very strong chance he’ll keep his word!

Man Of The Year? If he handles everything with the same verve and determination he’s promised, he could end up Man Of The Decade!

The investigation into little Adam Walsh’s kidnapping and murder has closed, and the murder solved. The murderer, Ottis Toole, passed away years ago.

While we feel a sense of relief, and sympathy for his dad John Walsh, mom Reve and their family, there’s still something that doesn’t set right about all this:

How could so-called “competent” investigators have botched this case as they did?

The blood-soaked carpet in the car: missing. The car ITSELF: missing. Adam’s green shorts and single sandal found at Toole’s home: inconsequential. The week it took for the FBI to get involved.

Today, another young cherub is in the front-lines of investigatory news: Caylee Anthony. While skeletal remains have been found, and sent off for DNA sampling and autopsy, are other investigators dragging their feet now? Will it be decades before this one’s fully solved?

Maybe not, but, in the light of these mistakes made by those searching for little Adam, it’s just a new concern as the public’s sitting on proverbial “pins and needles”, waiting for action!

COUPLA QUICK-NOTES

Chrysler closes plants for at least a month. No big deal … who drives them now anyway??

Woman received face transplant. I just looked in the mirror this morning after gettin’ up. Where do I sign up for one of those?

(EagleScratch: This procedure is only to be used in situations of severe face deformity or accident. As proud as we are that this can now be accomplished, we should be doubly proud of the fact that the physicians are now offering this procedure to veterans of the Iraq/Afghanistan wars, whose faces have been maimed or disfigured in combat!)

Okay … time for this bird to get some shut-eye. But remember:

When you see the shadow crossing … The Eagle’s in the air …”

Quite a few Charlotte-area residents have loved ones serving with the Armed Forces in Iraq/Afghanistan at this hour. Of course — and despite what we think of the war itself — we support the troops 100% and wish their safe return to us.

Unfortunately, there’ve been many wounded, and, beyond the operations, x-rays, medications and standard therapies, there hasn’t been much done to help them.
Until now. Here’s a report from the Baltimore Sun’s David Wood (I share it here for those of you who have relatives and friends wounded over there):

“The Air Force will begin teaching ‘battlefield acupuncture’ early next year to physicians deploying to Iraq and Afghanistan. ‘The initiative marks the first high-level endorsement of acupuncture by the traditionally conservative military medical community,’ officials said.”

Now, acupuncture’s nothing new on the market; in fact, many in the medical profession endorse the procedure. It originated in China about 5,000 years ago, and even the WHO (World Health Organization) has cited 104 different conditions that it can treat. Today, between 9 and 12 million Americans swear by its effectiveness.
So, if it can help our valiant forces who are wounded, why shouldn’t they use it, right??

Another concept they’re beginning to use, for those vets who have PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), is yoga. This helps ease the condition and, in conjunction with therapies recommended by competent psychiatrists, can help the vet live a full and normal life!

Any thoughts or comments (or even other suggestions)?

PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER

Hey … when you were young, did your parents ever keep a scrapbook? Awww, you remember: It had old photos or maybe some little keepsake from when you were a baby or whatever? If you were to look through it today, it’d probably evoke hours of pleasant memories!
Come to think of it: Why don’t you get started with scrapbooking? It’s fun, easy — and the results of your work will be prized for years to come!
And scrapbooking is so high in demand these days that some folks are actually opening their own small businesses devoted to it! (Now, with the economy and lay-offs being as they are today, you could start your own home-based business in that field!)
Of all the places that offer scrapbooking materials, card stock and equipment, there’s one that stands out above the rest (and I oughtta know, because I have friends just a few miles from me who’ve used them!).
But they’ve got more than just the materials I mentioned (and at great prices, I might add). You’ll find stamping, rub-ons, embellishments and … well, you’re in for some big treats and fun when you visit their Community section!
So, for all your scrapbooking needs (and wants), just click on that link. Believe me, you’re gonna be delighted and even inspired by what you see!

Okay … somebody tell me that this isn’t happening …

I mean, it was my understanding that the big financial giants were begging for bailouts — that they were in dire straits! Still, they reward their head honchos with hefty severance packages, bonuses and other perks, as if money still could be picked off a mythical tree!

Some even brag about the “help”: AIG, who looked for the biggest bailout of all, now boasts in some of their print ads: “With over 700 billion dollars in assets!” (ummm … does that bring back ghosts of recent news reports?)

But WACHOVIA?? Even if our hometown bank wasn’t included in the “bailout”, then how in the world can ten of their top execs take 98.1 million bucks in severance packages with a clear conscience? For average people like us, it’s gonna look greedy! Sure, Wells Fargo’s gonna pay it to ‘em, but … well, let’s face it: ANY megabux payoff’s gonna look bad to the average consumer, considering the current financial crisis and no matter who takes it.

But there’s a very pleasant twist to this tale:
This is Charlotte, where our “suit” community is known for their courtesy,common sense and concern for their customers. According to The Charlotte Observer, some of these execs may opt out of that “package”, opting to stick with the merged companies instead. And local sources tell The Relic that it’s for two reasons: They wanna stay, and they don’t wanna put a sour taste in the public’s mouth!

The public. People who have banked, worked and dealt with Wachovia for years (yep, me too!). Folks who’ve seen the philanthropic side of the financial giant.
And, best of all, it all comes around to the same basic point: This is CHARLOTTE — THE QUEEN CITY! We’re known to have a heart …
That’s why we’re still growing while others are just struggling …

A QUICK CORRECTION

Didja hear the kind plug that TV’s Craig Ferguson gave us this past week? He talked about how he liked Charlotte … including its basketball team, The Charlotte Hornets!
Ummm … Craig?? They’re a … New Orleans team! We’re the BOBCATS now!!
So, while we ‘preciate the plug, we wanted to bring ya up-to-speed a bit … and, of course, invite you back! Just steer clear of our ice skating rinks, and you’ll be fine! (Go ahead … ask, folks!)

GREAT RELIEF FOR DISNEY SPELLS

C’mon … everybody wants to go to Disney World at least once, right? I mean, to take in the beauty and splendor, the magic that Walt dreamed up all those years ago makes the ultimate vacation!
Now, with Christmas comin’ up, what more exciting present to give your family (and especially your kids) than a vacation package that includes the nation’s fantasy capital? You’d be surprised at how affordable these can be … and even more amazed at the fun and memories you’ll have there!
There’s something for everybody: From the legendary Magic Kingdom Park, Disney’s Animal Kingdom and Hollywood Studios, the world-renowned and educational Epcot Center, and so much more, there’s happiness and thrills around every corner!
And making your plans is easy to do: Just click on this link for the best in Disney vacations to make reservations! Then, when you’re ready, pack your bags, your kids … and plenty of film … and take off for the vacation of dreams!

Man, you’ve gotta be kiddin’ me!!
I mean, I thought this racism crap was pretty much over and done with! But, now, with our first African-American President-elect, it seems the slimy maggots who advocate that junk have wriggled their way out of the dung of the past and are tryin’ to infect us again! It’s even happened here locally … but I’m not gonna give ‘em even a word of publicity by tellin’ what happened or where. They don’t deserve it!

Now, I don’t haveta worry about them readin’ this post, considerin’ that, collectively, they have the intelligence to only understand four-letter words, but, if ya wouldn’t mind readin’ this to them, it’d be appreciated.

FACTS ABOUT THIS RACIST NONSENSE:

They call themselves true Americans, and are sooooooooo dead-set against terrorism. But, with each threat, with each mock “lynching”, with each intimidating tactic, these clowns are breaking a FEDERAL LAW!! It’s called TERRORISTIC THREATENING!! And the punishment, especially as it applies to hate crimes, can and should be severe!!

They say “White is Right” … but can’t prove it. Why? ‘Cause one color is never “right” over another! But they try to “prove” it with violence — thus, shooting their own “theory” in the foot (if not three feet higher).

They glorify the pomp and pageantry of everything from the Confederacy to Nazism without realizing what they’d actually put up with if they were part of the original causes: filth, searing pain, days without sleep, incessant thirst, sweat, mind-numbing fear — and the haunting eyes staring from the dead — those of friends, neighbors and perhaps family — lying around them. Day after day, week after week. Insects crawling over open sores, and nowhere to immediately “relieve” themselves.
Hmph … if anyone who fought in those wars could see these idiots now, they’d probably laugh themselves to death. Right or wrong, what these men went through would turn these would-be “heroes” into little boys callin’ for their mommies …

Now, if someone can prove that other races are “inferior” … and I mean intellectually prove it with facts and figures … then let’s see ‘em. Here. I’ll print ‘em, okay??
If not, KEEP YOUR BIGOTRY, YOUR HATE, YOUR TERRORISTIC CRAP TO YOURSELF! I …

oh. wait … just thought of somethin’ …

Hey, ummm, racist people?? Have … have you ever been in an accident resulting in serious injury? (hmph … sound like one of those TV lawyers!) Ever had an operation? Anything that … well, required a blood transfusion??
Well, guess what, my misguided, neophytic cretins?? There’s about a good chance that the blood you received … ummm, came from an African-American!
Understandably, the American Red Cross won’t give precise stats as to which race gives what percentage for two reasons: because each city differs in ethnic density (some lower, some higher), and to ward off … er, “purists” (don’t make me gag!) like you!
At any rate, you know what that means, don’tcha?? It means you’ve got the blood of the race you hate, running through your very own system, right now! So, lemme ask ya … do you hate yourself??

Think about it. For once, crack a book without some skinhead peerin’ over your shoulder (remember … I usedta be a cult member decades ago, and, brother, this racist junk is nothing more than a brainsucking cult!), study other races with an open mind, and make decisions on your own! You just might find yourself coming up with a different conclusion … one that’s sensible!

Start with The Bible (always a good place to start). Hint: The first part follows the Israelites, the last with the life and lessons of Jesus …
a man …
who wasn’t white!

Geez … I just started tonight’s post and I’ve already ticked off a few Republicans!
But I’m not talkin’ against Gov. Palin at all … ’cause she wasn’t the problem (’sides, I do value my life!)!
Okay, then, hotshot … what was the problem with the campaign??

Well, I didn’t say “THIS Was …”, did I?? Nope — I asked ya, “Was THIS …?” Need yer input.
And I’m talkin’ about the media here! I mean, they were all over Sarah Palin like butter on a freshly baked biscuit! And it was, for the most part, about everything but her political accomplishments, ability to perform the job … or her stand on the issues.

In other words, they didn’t give the lady a fair shake in the recent campaign! And we, bein’ a nation that just loves the sensationalistic, ate it up like the earlier-mentioned biscuit!!

Y’know, somehow, I’ve got a feelin’ that, though she’s raising a fine family, was a former small town-mayor, Governor of America’s (geographically) largest state and having to balance all these duties (and all their required concerns) and still maintain dignity and composure-under-fire;
though she’d traveled thousands of miles stumping for Sen. McCain, dealt with accusations and blows back home in Alaska, and still maintained a loving relationship and time with her husband and family …
it all just didn’t matter to the media.

They were more concerned about everything from her looks to accent to slip-ups that she made while on the campaign trail. And it was the slip-ups that became the focus more … and more.

THEN THEY BROUGHT IN A FEYKE PALIN …

Now, don’t get me wrong: I like Tina Fey as a comedienne, actress, mom … and, quite honestly, to meet the woman “offstage” is like talking with Everywoman. She’s very sincere, somewhat shy, a bit aloof herself … but definitely genuine!
But when the SNL script called for her to lampoon Gov. Palin, it set in everyone’s mind that the former VP candidate was actually like that! And that image, coupled with a media blitz straight out of Entertainment Tonight®, stuck with American voters to the end of voting day … and is still prevalent!

Of course, when they heard Sarah make a mistake (like calling Africa a country and about some flak between the McCain and Palin camps over the fact that the Governor didn’t get a chance to give her concession speech when Sen. McCain did), these “informed” media seem to forget that the lady was thrust almost immediately into the national spotlight for the very first time! Everybody — here and abroad — was watching her.

That brings me to a second question: If you were in front of the cameras and mics and millions of viewers for the very first time ever, would you get a little nervous and maybe slip up on your words or facts?

Then ya know how she felt … and how the mistakes could have easily happened. And, during the bittersweet concession speech (handled remarkably well by Sen. McCain), she undoubtedly thought (again, remember that she wasn’t familiar with the protocol here) that she would have a turn at the mic as well! So, you see, SARAH PALIN IS HUMAN!

But — since what’s said or done by the VP candidate (intentional or not) can change the direction of any Presidential election — couldn’t all this media mishandling have been one of the contributing causes of the Republicans’ defeat?

Like I said, it wasn’t her fault; she gave, I believe, one of the best showings of any first-time VP candidate … especially someone who’d never been in this much of a national spotlight … before!

I voted for Obama, because he was the better choice; but I truly admire Gov. Palin .. and honestly hope she shoots for a high goal like this again in 2012!

But I’d appreciate your opinion …

IT WAS THE NIGHT HISTORY WAS MADE …

And, if ya haven’t already, you’ll wanna save that front page from the Charlotte Observer (if you go to their website, you can download a .PDF copy of it!) and remember what was happenin’ in your adobe when ya heard the news that Barack won.

But, while we have our first African-American President comin’ into office (and didja see the shots of Dr. King’s sister and also Jesse Jackson in tears when Obama made his acceptance speech?? Priceless!!  Yes, the dream still lives!!), we also have two other landmark events:

Bev Perdue is now going in as North Carolina’s first female Governor!  Man, was this long overdue.  Years ago, people were trying to get Sue Myrick in there, and she (Sue) ran across the same dog-and-pony act that tried to block Bev’s:  that (can you believe they’re still sayin’ this stuff?) she’s a woman … she doesn’t belong in there!
I’ve got a feeling that Perdue’s not just gonna be a one-termer, either!  But congrats to Pat McCrory for a good contest … I’ve a lot of respect for the man …

AND … WHAT’D YA EXPECT??

While everybody thought, at first, that Sen. Libby Dole was gonna trounce all over Kay Hagans — I mean, after all, she was the vet, a former cabinet member, the wife of that Dole, the moral warrior!
Then, she slipped up.  BIG time!! 
She implied that one of the nicest and most respected Christian ladies in Guilford County was Godless!  In fact, she went so far as to have some woman superimpose a sound bite over Kay’s picture, saying There is no Jesus or some junk like that. 
That, folks, is the lowest of blows!
So, goodbye, Mrs. Dole … and learn to keep your mouth shut and mind open from here on out.  You already know how we rockers feel about ya, right??

All in all, it was a fantastic night of miracles.  Dr. Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy and John Lennon are all smiling right now — you just know it …

Incidentally, I’ve been “off” the past few days with a hard-hitting flu bug.  Since I’m gettin’ over it, we’ll return to normal (???) here this week.
Thanks for yer patience …

All right … now this idiotic mud-slinging has gone too far!!

Senator Kay Hagan has every right to throw a “cease-and-desist” order against Elizabeth Dole (a woman who, prior to this, had my admiration and support!). I mean, how low can you go with this nonsense?
Sen. Hagan is a fine, Christian woman with some terrific values … and to slander/libel her (hey … check the NCGS … it’s exactly that. I included both because it’s hit both the media and the streets!) is a disgrace!

Ahhhh … but wait!!

Aren’t we seein’ more desperation out of Republicans lately?? They’re about to lose their clout around the nation, so, whether McCain’s camp, McConnell’s or Dole’s, they’re scraping for anything they can find!
Interesting to note the last line of the Observer article: “Some polls show Dole trailing Hagan in her bid for re-election. “

So, Sen. Hagan, I wish you ALL the luck with your “desist” order. Just be sure to MAKE IT STICK!!

We’ve gotta stop this bovine defecation somehow! It’s pathetic …

WEDDING BELLS COMING??

Now, there are a lotta young (and some young-at-heart) couples who are plannin’ to “tie the knot” this holiday season, and, outside of their love for each other, they’re tryin’ to get everything just right for the Big Day.

And ya know how it alllllll got into motion, right?  The dude goes down on one knee, clears his throat a million times, sweats an ocean, and then … pulls out the felt-covered box with …

Yep.  But what’s in that box?  You want the very best to adorn that third-finger-left-hand until that day comes when you add to it, right?  Well, in order to have that, I’m gonna give you a link in a minute that’ll make you, your intended, and your wallet, very, very happy!

Not only will you get the best in diamonds (you’ll recognize the name as “quality” the minute you get there!), but the most beautiful selection of rings you’d ever want!  Of course, these folks are known world-wide for their integrity, their service … and their affordability!

So, if you’re still wantin’ to “pop the question”, you’ll wanna get the most beautiful and affordable selection of quality engagement rings … and, by clicking on that link, you’ll find ‘em!
So go ahead … and have a wonderful and blessed marriage …

Awww, c’mon … you’re bound to have seen the best Obama campaign video EVER!!  If not, I’ll give you the link in just a minute.

Y’see, Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry WInkler reprised their roles as Opie, Sheriff Andy Taylor and The Fonz (hmph … as if ya didn’t know, right??) for an ad touting Sen. Barack Obama as the best Presidential candidate.

If only for three minutes-and-change, we were taken back to Mayberry (okay, who down here doesn’t know where that is??) … and then to the leather-jacketed hero of Arnold’s, leanin’ against a ‘57 Chevy where Opie turned into Richie.  

Both vignettes caried the famous style of the TV shows on which they were based: Andy and “Ope” by the fishin’ hole, with the famous “whistling” tune was in the background (btw, the man who did the actual whistling, Earle Hagen – who also composed the tune called “The Fishin’ Hole” — died recently), was warm and family-oriented — and filmed in black-and-white!
The other one, with Richie and Fonzie, had the Fifties music in the background, the humor and coolness that’s identified with Winkler’s character — and even was the same-grade color film as the original show!

It’s one you’ve just gotta see!  Though just posted over the past coupla days, it’s already gotten nearly one million hits!

See for yourself at Funny-Or-Die.com.

Whether you’re votin’ for Obama or McCain, you’re still gonna enjoy the trip down memory lane (and, btw, Henry hasn’t lost “the look”) …

FANTASTIC!!!!

With the new election on the horizon, it’s awesome to see that, finally, the youth of this country are making a significant dent in the political machine!

For years, we (of a prior generation, and in our youth) had fought (demonstrated and protested) to have a voice; the Establishment seemed to roll over us, thinking of us as just a bunch of pot-smoking, lazy juvenile delinquents.
And we couldn’t understand how we could be drafted (ie, forced) into an Army, sent overseas with rifle in hand to kill — and die — for something we didn’t believe in, yet, upon our discharge, not be allowed to vote because we were “too young”.

Thankfully, all that’s changed.  But, although young voters will be pouring into the booths this November, there are still some issues that need to be addressed: 
For example:  Our young people still can be sent overseas with rifle in hand, to kill — and maybe die – in a war they don’t believe in.  Others are filling our colleges — magnificent minds that, if actually heard and taken seriously by the government and most adults, could literally change the world!!
But, if they want to purchase anything from a simple beer to a singlewide trailer …
they’re too “young and irresponsible.”

That’s bull …trouble here) BOVINE DEFECATION!!

Years ago, a band from New Jersey called The Knickerbockers recorded a song called The Coming Generation (you can either download it or look for the old 45 RPM record, on Challenger label, called LIES. It’s the flip side of that record.) that tells what we’d be doing as we grew older.

We hold the future in our hands, the band sings. Now, if that’s the case — and, considering we’re infinitely more progressed in our world today — why don’t we treat our young people with a coupla new ideas:

Like, RESPECT AND TRUST??

Look … they know the rules. They know the responsibilities. And they have more common sense and knowledge than you think! And, come November, they’re gonna be totally influential in electing our new President!

And that, people, is a fantastic start! And, once the new Prez comes into office, let’s hope he appreciates those votes … those voices … and starts makin’ changes in favor of young people around the nation …

’cause they honestly deserve it!!

WATCH THIS!

No, it’s not a magic trick … unless you consider transforming your frustration over the old, stuck-on-your-cuff, occasionally-running-on-time wristwatch into something new, sleek and always accurate a magic act!
Actually, it’s not. But, in just a moment, you’re gonna visit a spot that’ll provide you with such amazingly-accurate and sharp-looking timepieces that you’ll be checkin’ your wrist often — not so much to find the time as to just admire your new watch!

But you’ll get a lot more than just a “watch” when you go there! They also offer (a)the lowest prices — they’ll even beat competitors’ prices by 4% or $12!, (b) 30-day Easy Return policy, (c) free sizing, (d) free shipping on orders over $130, (e) secure on-line shopping, and much more!

So go ahead — give your wrist (and yourself) a treat (or someone else — remember, Christmas isn’t that far away!) by clicking on the link that’ll take you to the fantastic world of Seiko watches.

Believe me … time will be on your side soon!

Well, nobody can say she doesn’t have a sense of humor …

As around 14 million Americans have seen, Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin went on NBC’s Saturday Night Live this past weekend, in vignettes at the beginning of the show (she even got to say those immortal words, “Live From New York … it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!!”) and in their “Weekend Update” segment (btw, that was not her husband dancing with the moose! Just an actor that looked like him.).

In other words, you could’ve easily missed her!

Now, one of the original SNL’ers, actor/comedian Chevy Chase, doesn’t think Gov. Palin should’ve been on the show.

“Quite frankly, it’s a big mistake to let her go on. What was brilliant about (‘SNL’ chief) Lorne (Michaels) was that he had nothing written for Sarah and that apparently she cannot improvise herself out of a paper bag! On ‘Weekend Update,’ that was her big chance. Nothing.”

Still, the concensus of most Crown Towners who watched her brief appearance is that she did okay.
Y’see, it’s sorta like Dr. “Bones” McCoy tellin’ Capt. Kirk, “Dammit, Jim, I’m a DOCTOR, not a (whatever)”.
Although she gave it a good shot, she’s telling America, “Goshdarn it, I’m a VP Candidate, not a comedian!”
You betcha!

THE BEST SWITCH

No, I’m not talkin’ about the one mama used on you as a kid; I’m talking about one that routes high-def video and digital sounds (audio) to you from any one of three different sources. Imagine, for example, you want to get video from a satellite system, or a Blu-Ray© disc or whatever. Well, this splitter/router will do it for you!
Using only 15 watts of power, it’s certainly gonna be energy-efficient! You’ll also get a remote and a one-year warranty … all from the folks who are famous for their low prices, high quality and excellent customer care!
So, if you’re looking for the best HDMI switch, just click on the link you just passed! And make the switch today!!

Hey … remember when I asked ya to email me with your comments? Well, when I ran that bit about the VP debate, the inbox had no less than 20 responses … some of which I’ve gotta share with you (no, I’m not givin’ names, for privacy purposes):

Whose side are you on? Either you like Biden or Palin. If you vote like you write, you’re not going to make any difference!”
Well, man, I’m on no one’s “side”. Yeah, I’m classed as a Democrat, but ya don’t count yer chickens before the hen lays the eggs, right? So, until the dawn of election day, I’m keepin’ an open-mind. (and what’s wrong with my writin’, bunky? Hey … I get the readership; most of ‘em have followed my columns and articles for nearly a quarter-century with no complaints, and I’ve always written this way …)

“Sarah Palin sounded like an excited schoolgirl. That ’shout-out’ was not aproppriate (sic … it’s “appropriate”) in a debate setting …”
Listen — you’ve gotta remember that Mrs. Palin has just been thrust onto the world stage; and she had her first big national showing during the debate. She reacted just as if an actor, upon his/her first nod for an Emmy, won the award and hadta give a speech.
Besides, who was she giving the “shout-out” for? Schoolkids!! Would that others in the political arena cared as much.
Overall, I think she did a splendid first-time job

“It is obvious that McCain has her for window dressing. He knows Hilary (sic. Two “l’s” with this Hillary!) was big popular (?? ummm … what??) with woman voters. He is a man that thinks if he has a pretty woman to run with him he can get the woman vote.”

I have to agree with you on points. He (1) did notice Sen. Clinton’s drawing power. So he apparently borrowed from that and tapped Ms. Palin to be his running mate. Granted, she’s not as qualified as others who could’ve made the cut; but (2) it seems more than coincidence that Mrs. Palin was Governor of the same state that Republicans have targeted for off-shore drilling!

“When she’s got a family at home, with a pregnant unmarried daughter and one child with Downs Syndrome, she should stay there and help them and not be in Washington!”
Let me clarify something, okay? She and her husband, Todd, have a family at home! And the man is more than willing to help with that. Concerning her daughter, Bristol: She’s not needing “round-the clock” care; she’s needing her parents’ support which, whether she were VP or the first female Pope, Mrs. Palin will continue to give. She appears to be a very loving, caring mom. And, concerning her youngest child: From James Monroe to Abe Lincoln, William McKinley to Andrew Jackson and Calvin Coolidge, Presidents had children who were either disabled, injured or whatever. So why can’t she handle her job and take care of the child? Remember — as with our government, a successful marriage is a two-party system, working hand-in-hand. (Somehow, I’ve got a feelin’ that, while marriages work that way, our government’s headin’ for some kind of estrangement …).
Anyway, she and Todd are workin’ together for the welfare of their family. So, though I still believe Obama’s the right choice, I admire the courage, stamina and personality of Sarah Palin. Even after this election, I hope she finds total success in her endeavors!

BURNIN’ THE FAT AWAY

It’s an age-old problem: How can I get rid of these extra pounds I carry — and do it safely? We’re hit by zillions of TV commercials and printed ads touting “this” or “that” one being the best … but are they??
There’s one way to find out, and that’s to click on the link I’m about to give you and learn more about the top diet and fat-burning pills on the market before you buy! These folks will not only review the supplements honestly, but will give you the ingredients, a ratings system (to let you know which is the most effective), the “pros” and “cons” of each one, and more!
And all it takes is to click on the link that’ll take you, first, to know more about the popular diet supplement, Apidexin. When you get there, make sure you check out the entire <em>site!</em> You’ll certainly be pleased with what you find … and your body will be grateful!

Sorry for bein’ a bit late tonight. Hadta rebuild my PC …

Now — where were we?? OHHH yeah; the debate!!

On the one hand, you had a “rookie” — on the other, a guy who’s seen the inside of Capitol Hill since 1972. Not a lotta folks were expecting much from Sarah Palin as she went toe-to-toe with Joe. For some reason, America still has a bit of sexist quality about it, and thought Biden would have a field-day against his Republican opponent.

But …

a few minor gaffes aside, I thought Mrs. Palin did an excellent job in holding her own!! But she did more than that; she added some homespun wit and comfortability! Forget about the looks for a minute; she made the debate (dare I say this?) downright enjoyable!!

Granted, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to win the election; after all, she does have an investigation hangin’ over her head back home in Alaska (the courts just denied a request by Republicans to stop their look into her alleged “abuse-of-power”). She also needs to bone up on her facts a little, and stop just okayin’ McCain’s policy. After all, she’s already at odds with John over his input about Michigan. She’s gotta tell how she feels about every issue … and make sure she knows the issues inside-and-out to give a qualified, educated answer.

Still, it was good to see Biden’s face when he realized “Hey … she’s smarter than I THOUGHT!” And he’s gotta stick with the issues today … we don’t wanna hear as much about him (heck … we can always Google® his name if we wanna learn more) as we do about gettin’ outta Iraq, how to handle the problems facing the elderly, those with no insurance, and taxes.

But they both did moderately well, concerning it was their first televised debate.

So, what did you think??  Lemme know …