Charlotte, NC

Waitin’ in line for a few drops of gas … GEEZ!

Actually, it does have a familiar ring to it. While I’m jottin’ down these notes (having already read a nice book while waitin’. Somethin’ called War and Peace …), I hark back (awww, c’mon … somebody out there’s still gotta “hark” a bit!) to the dayz followin’ Hurricane Hugo.

Lemme see a show of hands of how many remember that mess!  Okay … now, how many of you were stuck in line down in Pineville, waitin’ to pull up to the Handy Pantry pumps and fill up?  Y’see, we’d already planned to put up some new transformers (in fact, more than meets the eye …) on Saturday the 23rd (of September.  1989.  Ya still  with me??).
Well, when Hugo finally hit (and, believe me, it was sudden!  Just ask the folks at WSOC, where, at around 5 AM, the vicious wind actually threw reporter BJ Harrison into the wall as she was comin’ in for work!  A moment before, stillness.  A second later, eatin’ brick!), we knew those rascals hadta go up immediately!  Thus, we became the only spot on the local map with power — thus, workable gas pumps.

If it weren’t for our newspaper, The Charlotte Observer, and the reporters at WSOC-TV and FM/AM, I can guarantee ya that things would’ve been a lot harder to deal with! These folks came through with more than news: they were there to field calls, direct citizens to the right resources, and drew public attention to the areas that had the most damage, along with ways we could help.  SOC, in fact, was giving continuous radio coverage from the minute the storm hit … and walked many of us (though by battery-operated sets) through the preps and patience needed to “ride it out.” 

THIS IS BARELY DIFFERENT, in that it’s still a hardship caused by a lotta stiff and strong wind (mostly outta Washington!).  We’re lined up here at the pumps, waitin’ for gas, wondering if it’ll be the same soon with supermarkets!  Frustration turns to rage as we’re trapped between (hold on.  Lemme check.  Okay, here it’s an) SUV and burgundy Saturn (and, in just a few minutes, I’ll be wonderin’ how much that driver wants his car … lol), the gas needle almost on “E” and needing to go to the bathroom …

But, at the helm of sanity you’ll still find the Observer, helping us through this nonsense (they’ve even asked readers to send or call in spots where the gas is easier to obtain!  Convenience stores, gas stations, Taco Bells … anywhere!)  I’m tellin’ ya (and this Relic’s been all around this USofA and more …), we’ve got the very best newspaper in America right here in Crown Town!!

WHY NOT GO CRUISIN’?

No, I’m not talkin’ about lookin’ for gas … I’m talkin’ about the real deal; taking a bonafide,  enjoyable, affordable cruise! 
What??  Y’say it costs too much?? Hmph … not if ya click on the link I’m about to give ya!  Y’see, these folks provide the best cruises to some fab destinations … and for MUCH less than you’d expect to pay at your local git-and-go (ie, “travel tour”) stores!
For example, could ya handle four days and three nights at Walt Disney World … for as low as $199?  Or how about three days, two nights in Las Vegas for as low as $179? 
AHA!!! Caught your eye on those!  Now, what about the Caribbean, and pesky passport waits, and travel insurance and stuff?  Think you’re gonna have to look on your own?  WRONG!!  They’ll even help ya figure all that out, too!
Believe me, it’s an amazing site … one that’ll put you on a cruise liner and on your way to a memorable vacation cruise and still have money in your pocket!
So why not check it out now?? You’ll be really pleased to find the best cruises to fit your budget! So click on that link now, and get ready to enjoy a bit of paradise!

“WOAH … I said the Night Time … is the Right Time … to beee wit’ th’ ONE ya LOOvvve”
Now, whoever loves the blues or rock knows that song. It was sung by artists as diverse as Ray Charles, Creedence Clearwater Revival — and even was lip-synched in a comedic sketch on The Cosby Show.

But few people outside our own Queen City know that the author of that classic — Napoleon Culp (aka Nappy Brown) was Charlotte-born-and-bred.
Nappy passed away here on Saturday at the age of 78. I’d had the honor of meeting this legend a few times over the years — he was a walkin’ encyclopedia of the blues — and have to say that his mere presence made you feel relaxed and down-home.

Nappy started his career as a gospel singer and first recorded on Savoy Records in ‘54. They liked what they heard and asked him to be one of their solo Rhythm-and-Blues artists. So, in 1955, his “Don’t Be Angry” not only made it to #2 on the R&B charts, but #25 on pop charts!, It was followed by “Pitter Patter” (hitting #10 on the R&B charts but covered by Patti Page on the pop charts), “Little By Little” (#57 R&B in 1957), “It Don’t Hurt No More” (#8 R&B, #89 pop, 1958) and “I Cried Like A Baby” (recorded in 1956, it hit #22 R&B in 1959). He left the label in 1962, and tried several comebacks, recording for other labels in 1969, 1984, 1987 — and cutting his last album in 2007.

No doubt that this man, like Wilbert Harrison, Arthur Smith and others, has provided a musical legacy that has put Charlotte on the musical map for life. He’s gonna be missed, both in the QC and the world. RIP, my friend — for all you’ve accomplished (and, at one time, giving a bit of inspiration and confidence to a nine-year-old boy from Pineville), you deserve it!

DRUG ADDICTION’S BIGGEST ENEMY

Y’know, there’s been a lotta talk in the QC about the drug menace — and the people who fall victim to it!  They need the help of trained, caring professionals to break free of its grip and continue to live happy, clean lives.
But, in getting that help, sometimes they’re faced with a one-treatment-fits-all program from therapists — and that just doesn’t work! Not only do addicts need a treatment program that fits them psychologically as well as physically; they also need caring, one-on-one help from dedicated and sincere professionals.

Now, there’s one place where they not only get the best in drug treatment but will also have the caring, one-on-one therapy they really need. But this drug treatment center isn’t only highly successful; it’s also one that’s dependable for follow-up counseling and assistance and helps in one area that’s often overlooked: counsel and instruction for families of the addict! It also helps that it’s nestled in the most beautiful, placid surroundings in the nation! (Believe me, environment — both outer and in-house — is essential to any healing process!)
So if you, or someone you know, needs help in overcoming the demons of drug addiction, just click on those links I just gave you … I highly recommend them!! Believe me, it’s the best move you could make to regaining control and happiness in life! Do it now, okay?

As you probably noticed in today’s Observer, Charlie Adams (head of North Carolina High School Athletics Association — or NCHSAA if ya don’t like a mouthful of words) has recommended that their board of directors make lacrosse a sanctioned school-wide sport for the ‘09-10 academic year.

Hey … why not??  It’s popular around the world, and has a tremendous history dating back to the Native Americans in the 18th Century (at least)! And, quite frankly, it’s not any more dangerous than football or soccer … in fact, it gives the players a workout that other sports don’t give them!

Now, some schools do have lacrosse clubs, but they’re not sanctioned by the NCHSAA … if they were, they’d have more assistance and provision by the Association.  It can be handled in much the same manner as the sanctioning of soccer or any other ball game, for that matter.  All it takes for the Association to sanction is to have an open mind, realize that this is a tremendous exercise for the kids, and has great educational value if you look into its history ( for example, didja know that Native American tribes like the Choctaws would use the sport to determine its best warriors?).You can learn more about the game and its history by going to its Wikipedia page.

GETTIN’ THE WORD OUT 

Face it … we all like to brag a little. right?  Whether it’s about our company, who we’re voting for, our favorite bands or whatever, we wanna get the word out there for others to know about.
It’s called “publicity” — and there’ve been many  ways of providing it.
But the best is still the promotional items, where your/your company/concerns’ name or logo is printed on various items for sale or handout.  Everything from successful business to elections have been built by this method over the years.
And there’s one spot that delights in providing you the greatest selection of promotional merchandise, and can imprint your logo or name on anything!  They not only have the lowest prices for this selection (a salesperson dreams of finding a place like this!) but also will even beat any competitor’s price!
In fact, they’ll even help you create the promotional look you need! 
And I can’t think of even one place in the Yellow Pages that’ll do that!!

Listen … with the new school year upon us (and who wouldn’t wanna brag about their kid, their class or their team?), an election coming up and holidays right after that, it’s a great idea to show your support with great promotional products. Just click on that link I just gave you — and get ready to show your pride to the world!

Geez … okay, so it’s my birthday … but I ain’t THAT far gone (am I??).

Yep … 58 years ago today (at 12:28 PM EST, to be almost exact), for some reason mama screamed to the world that my daddy was illegitimate.* (aaah, you who have birthed children know what I mean!) I woulda come to his defense, but what I wuz too busy at the time to notice …**
Anyway, the squallin’, poopin’, kickin’ mess that followed was remarkable. Finally, they escorted dad outta the delivery room, and I wuz born …**
Now … let’s move on:

IN THE NEWS AT THIS HOUR

Folk-rocker Jackson Browne is a bit miffed at Republican presidential candidate what’s-his-name for usin’ his song, Running On Empty, in one of his campaign commercials without permission. Natch, the McCain camp said it was the Ohio Republican Party (ORP’s) fault (ORP?? Maybe he just burped while he was answerin’, and reporters put 1 and 1 together [see the last post for answer]!). Anyway, Browne is suing ‘em in an L. A. court …

JIMMY PAGE TO CLOSE THE OLYMPICS?? Hey … that’s what the rumours are sayin’! They tell TRR that he’s set to perform at the closing ceremonies on 24 August, along with Leona Lewis. (By the way, London’s gonna host the next Summer Olympics in four years. Congrats, mates …)

SPEAKIN’ OF PAGE, here he is, lonnng before Yardbirds, Zep and the rest. If ya missed it on the old site, yer gonna dig seein’ him at … 14!

A QUICK WORD Hey … remember the book I toldja Lloyd Thaxton co-wrote with John Alston (Stuff Happens — and then you fix it)? Well, John’s in the hospital and needin’ yer good vibes and prayers at this moment. He’s one of the most positive, motivational people on the planet, and has touched a lotta lives with his advice and counsel! So let’s touch his by sayin’ a quick one, or sendin’ out some good thoughts, on his behalf! Thanks.

Well, that’s it for this edition! Until tomorrow (when I’ll will humbly hobble over to his keyboard, feebly take his old, wrinkled hand and, squinting hard to see the monitor [set on lowest resolution], try to type a few words to you young whippersnappers …), remember (HEY!! It’s a JOKE!! I hope …)

Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music …
and I’ll see ya on the FLIP SIDE!!
* My dad was obviously very legitimate. His mother and dad, F. V. and Martha Carnes Hinson, gave birth to him on April 8, 1917. He passed away August 25, 1990.
** Actually, The Relic was born with the umbilical cord wrapped tightly around his neck. Having not been able to breathe for a time and with face mottled black, he was considered dead at first. After many minutes of attempting to revive me (thankfully, Doc McDonald succeeded!) and an extended stay at Mercy Hospital in Charlotte, life permanently won …

Uh-huh … that’s me — first cup clears the fuzz, second one brings the buzz …
Naaaah … you know it’s a squirrel (and who says I’m not a little “squirrelly”??). But, when the furry creatures come to mind, ya automatically think of what??

NUTS!! Ya either have ‘em, eat ‘em, or are goin’ ‘em! Now, bein’ a Carolina boy, I guess the first two are pretty obvious. But what’s wrong with “goin’ nuts” on occasion? I mean, in the good sense.
Y’see, we’ve gotten so pre-occupied with the bills, ills, pills and chills of life that we forget about havin’ a few thrills every once-in-awhile!

I mean, when ya think about The Beatles, only part of your memories are about the music. Yeah, part of ‘em involves their individual personalities, but …

part of ‘em also remembers their madcap zest for life (I had both at one time, but my subscription ran out on one, and the other made my skin break out in italics oh, ye of wisdom shall know of what I speak. You’ve been down the soap aisle …).

These cats wanted to hit it big (in fact, early-on, John would yell “WHERE WE GOIN’?”, to which the others would respond, “TO THE TOP!” And, lemme tell ya, they didn’t mumble it, either!) and they did it by takin’ a lot of chances. They had an attitude that was unbeatable!
Ahhhh, but the rest of society — especially those over-30 — told ‘em againandagainandagain:

Are you NUTS??

And guess what the companion line was? Uh-huh … inevitably followed by “YOU can’t do that”! So they made it into a song.

Anyway, I said all that to say this: I recently got some email wonderin’ why I don’t write in … er, “proper” English (I reckon she means “without contractions”. Ya can’t go through anything without ‘em, ma’am! If ya have young’uns, you should know that by now …) and stop “foolin’ around” (huh?? At my age?? Who’d have me?? Oh … I get it …).
But, y’see, we don’t talk fancy when we’re with friends, right?? We want it all to exude life and happiness. Well, the purpose of any writing I do is to liven it all up a bit … make ‘em places where every person’s welcome and has fun as well as hopefully learn something! If it comes across as “nuts” or “zany”, so be it.

In fact, I’m gonna add a libbit to the zaniness:
First, here’s that vid y’all liked, called THE LEGENDS OF DOO-WOP
(by the way, you’ll never listen to Buddy Holly’s music the same way again!)

Now, for the second thing:

I’m officially openin’ my new MySpace space as well as the new Rock Relic site. See whatcha think and get back to me … if you’ve got any cool local sites you’d like me to add to the ‘Space, just lemme know.

NEEDIN’ A JOB?

Though many of us hold some kind of employment already, there are thousands of folks in our region who are lookin’ for decent, good-paying jobs. Of course, with the economy being in the shape it is, a weekly/biweekly paycheck is essential!
Now, the standard way to look, natch, is to either scour the Observer on Sunday, go through the ESC or even consider temp agencies. Otherwise, you’re just poundin’ the streets, hopin’ to run across the right one!
But there is a better way:
In a moment, I’m gonna give you a link to a site that’s so unique and precise that you’ll not only have a greater chance of landing that all-important job, but one that’s in your field … and at better pay!
Y’see, they have various “channels” in their network that can direct you to the job tailored for you! You can post a resume, find industry reports and success stories, and more! Whether it’s by skill or by city, you can find what you’re looking for — and more quickly — by clicking on the link that’ll bring you a more successful job search.
So save the shoe leather and go there today to enjoy a more productive tomorrow!

Until later, that’s gonna be it for this episode … (oh … are yer friends & neighbours a little confused by yer zaniness? Worry not: NUTS spelled backward is STUN!)

Sounds like a country song, doesn’t it??

But what happened on South Boulevard this morning was hardly melodic: A fire engine from Company 12 was responding to a traffic accident, and an SUV collided with it just past Woodlawn Road a little after 10 AM.
Now, obviously all the details aren’t in yet, but it brings up one seriously valid and important reminder:

If you see any emergency vehicle coming toward you — and it’s runnin’ “hot” (meaning, has its lights and sirens on and heading to an emergency), pull over into the OUTSIDE lane ASAP and give em all the room they’ll need!

By law, they’ve automatically got the “right-of-way,” anyway. Now, you know to pull over to the curb when they’re comin’ up behind you, but didja know that, no matter which direction they’re coming from, at higher speeds these trucks are harder to control than smaller vehicles? And, normally, the truck’s size makes them an inch or so wider than the lane they’re in.

So, when ya see one approachin’ and its lights and sounds are goin’, play it on the safe side, okay? For you, the drivers, and the people they’re trying to help! We don’t need any more accidents …

KEEPING A-FLOAT

With the heat of summertime bearin’ down on us, and the last few weeks are ticking away before kids have to hunker down to some serious schoolwork, there’s a big rush to push in as much time as possible at the pool or beach!
Of course, the main focuses whenever we’re in the drink (be it ocean or pool) is safety and comfort. And, for decades, parent have known the value of good foam floats, lounges and the like to provide that!
Well, now, by clicking on the link I’m gonna give you, you’ll be able to get the best floats and rafts on the market … at great savings and with free shipping!
They even stock those adorable, inflatable baby floats and the popular poolside bean bags!
So, if poolside is where you wanna be, or if the seashore still beckons you, then why not click this link for the best pool floats on the market?
You’ll enjoy the savings and quality almost as much as the comfort you’ll get!

Well, I toldja this would happen …

Trader Joe’s, the superstore of discount retail markets, is gonna be opening this Fall over at the new Metropolitan retail center (where the old Outlet Square usedta be). A number of clicks back, I toldja this store was gonna really plant its roots in the Queen City, and for it to come thisclose to Uptown will be a big boost for the economy.

Now, I said Fall ’cause there’s a little bit of concern about whether it’ll really meet its October deadline (after all, it’s just two months away!). Still, it’s gonna be big, with over 13,000 square feet! The manager of our first “Joe’s” will also manage this one, btw!

A QUICK REMINDER

For you who’ve looked for my alter-ego, The Rock Relic, you can now find him at his new blog! While you’re there, leave a shout-out, okay?

BRANSON IS ENTERTAINMENT!

Of all the places that you can go to unwind, kick up your heels and really have fun, nothing beats the times you’ll have in the entertainment mecca of Branson. From rides and food to musicals and more, this place is more than a theme park; it’s a memorable event!
One of the most popular among us music buffs is Legends In Concert, a tribute show to the musical greats. These great performers have the sounds, looks and styles down pat. You’ll love it!
And, listen … they’ve got Andy Williams and Ann-Margret for a limited engagement; who wouldn’t wanna hear the velvety vocals of the Man from Moon River?
Oh … and you’ve just gotta check out their Titanic Museum, which is a half-scale replica of the ship! Awesome! You’ll wanna go back again and again!
From the quaint shopping center of Branson Landing, which is reminiscent of the High Streets of London, to their beautiful Fountain Showyou’ll find loads of fun and memories all around you!
So why not go ahead and plan your next vacation there? Whether it’s for next week or next year, that getaway is gonna be one you’ll remember for the rest of your life!

Now, this link I’m about to give you will introduce ya to some fantastic folks who’ll be glad to help you make your plans for the trip; all you’ll haveta do is pack up the family and get ready for a great outing!
You’ll find out much more about Branson, its attractions and shows, shopping and more … and you’ll even have a chance to win a free vacation!
One of the most popular vacation offers is their Great American Package, where you not only save money, but get 4 days and 3 nights in the lovely Welk Resort Hotel, and tickets to the Magnificent Seven, Legends In Concert and the Veteran’s Museum (a tour that’ll definitely bring a lump in your throat as you remember …).
So what’s holdin’ ya back? Do like almost 120,000 others have done — and click here now for your great Branson getaway!

It’s a sad day for the town of Lancaster …

A 5:00 AM fire destroyed the stately building, which was 180 years old (designed by Robert Mills, who also designed the Washington Monument!) and still being used for court cases. Police and investigators now say that the perps who set the blaze did so on the second floor, then escaped through a back exit downstairs.

Everybody who’s ever visited this quaint town, just over the NC border and south of Pineville (but why’m I tellin’ you that?? You’ve been there, right??) has been in awe of the courthouse’s spendor and history. In 1973, the couthouse was designated a National Landmark — in part, due to its present history, and partly due to the building that was there just before this one was built in 1828 (the old one? It held the last of the witchcraft trials in the US in 1813!).

It took eight fire departments to fight the blaze, and, fortunately, no one was injured. The destruction of this monument to integrity also is a slap in the face of one of the most peaceful towns in the South — one that was rightfully proud of the courthouse and its history!
As we all were …

THINNING IT ALL OUT

As summer continues to beat us with unbearable heat and humidity, a lot of people are thinking seriously (and rightly so!) about losing unnecessary pounds! Not only does it make you healthier, but obviously helps you withstand the summer weather andmost of those people ask is: Which fat-burner would work the best in my situation?
Well, now there’s a site that’ll help you find the right one! Not only does it show you the best fat-burners and inform you of the ingredients, but it also introduces you to the product Anoretix™, which has nine patented, clinically proven and scientifically-tested weight-loss ingredients! It’s totally safe, and works with you to take off those excess pounds!
But there’s a lot more to this site, and if you’re serious about losing weight, then this spot is the place to go for the anoretix review that’ll help you accomplish that goal safely!
Go there now, and start feeling healthier, livelier and lighter tomorrow!

So the new COP (Chief of Police), Rodney Monroe, says he’s gonna make changes that’ll beef up crime-fighting in every Queen City community, huh??

Hey … I’m all for it! Some of the ideas he has, like cracking down on gangs, improving their patrols, smaller focus areas — and especially having more units in neighborhoods — oughtta be a boost to our area!
In a way, it sorta takes ya back to the old days, when things … wellll, they were a little safer.

Look … during my ‘rasslin’ days (as announcer, remember?), I did a lotta footwork in the Ashland/Huntington area of Ky/WV, and I/noticed a/lot (Sorry … heh-heh! … couldn’t resist …) that many of the crimes happenin’ were actually from out-of-state perps. They fed mainly on neighborhoods, created or joined gangs, etc.
The police? They were busy … er, doin’ something, but that didn’t include patrolling neighborhoods or havin’ a decent gangbusting unit or two (or three …)

The Charlotte area’s residents deserve what Chief Monroe is proposing. If he’s successful (and, look — it’s gotta be a combined effort; we’ve gotta work with ‘em on this!), then the Queen City could end up a role model for other law-enforcement agencies across-the-board! Or across America, for that matter …

Let’s get behind the man on this and support the issue. ‘Nuff said!

THE LITTLE BLACK BOX

Have you ever gone into a college, high school — or even the mall — and seen a big plasma or LCD screen with repetitive, informative messages or displays on it? Then you can thank the world of digital signage for that!
It’s one of the best advertising and promotion tools available to businesses, but it’s also a godsend to students who want to know the latest updates on classes, fees — even emergency procedures!
This is one tool that I’d recommend to any place of business (or institution of learning)!
Now, to find out more about how your school or business can benefit from the little “black boxes”, just click on the link I’m about to give you. Once there, you’ll find it’s not only easy to get started, but you’ll have all the support you need! They’ll explain what it is, why you should have it, and then, after all is said and done, present it to you at a very affordable cost!
Imagine, though; you’ve made a sale, helped a student, drawn more prospects your way — and any of these could be far more effective than just trying to email or hard-copy your info to them!
So, for the best in digital signage equipment, just click on the link you just passed …
and have a successful and profitable year!

Okay, so the Jonas Brothers are coming to the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater on Tuesday night.
I’m also promoting a couple of UK acts, so ya might think I’m a bit jealous of these boys’ success. Actually, it’s great that they’re so popular; the music they provide is a refreshing change from the metal/rap/alternative that floods the airwaves and CDs today. Besides, they look great as well (is it my imagination, or does one of ‘em look like he could be Tom Hanks’ son??)! Yep, reckon I’m a fan, too!
But there is somethin’ that’s gotta be addressed here (other than this envelope holdin’ my water payment)! Y’see, the guys are part of the Disney conglomerate, which means they’ve got a ready-made boost. They’ve gotta prepare themselves for the inevitable day when they’re released from Mickey Manor and have to stand on their own!
They have everything it takes to maintain their momentum, but, as a promoter myself, I can’t help thinkin’ of another “brothers” act who took a lot on the chin after their big hit, MMMM-Bop. Today, Hanson still sounds great, but they’re just not getting the airplay they deserve!
They’ve not only gotta prepare for that independent “push”, but also have to realize they’ll haveta find someone new to do the books (ie, financial, management, etc.) for them. There’s a lot at stake here, and I hope they’ll be able to make the transition. But, for now, they’re superstars, sound fantastic, and are doin’ well. The concert’s bound to be a “sold-out” screamfest, and I’d recommend everyone to go … it’s gonna be fab!

Now, there’s more and more about this “pregnant man” having a “baby girl.” Honestly, I’m gettin’ a little sick of it!! Look … although “he” has no breasts and has facial hair, “he” is still a woman! To hear the tabs talk about it, it’s a miracle that this “man” had a child. Ummmm … sorry, but NO man can become pregnant. Full stop. Period. End of discussion.

ATTENTION: JIMMY PAGE FANS!

Now, here’s a rare treat for ya. Yer fave Yardbirds/Zep guitarist, performing with a skiffle band, back when he was about 14 years old! It’s got a few interviews after the song, but it’s worth the wait to hear Page at that age:

THE PROBLEM OF ACNE

Well, to most (especially teens), it is a problem. They’ll go out and buy medicine after medicine to try and fight it, but to little or no avail.
But now there’s a site where you can review the best and most effective remedies for acne! From creams to kits to soaps and more, it’ll cover the treatments that are most popular, and how effective they’ll be (they use some pretty strict criteria for that!).
You’ll also find a host of articles on the treatment of acne, and a whole lot more! And all you have to do to find the best in pimple creams and more, just click on the link you just passed.
Go there now, and get ready to clear and refresh your skin!

No, I didn’t say Wal-Mart® is “the bomb” (hmph … old slang. ‘Sides, it ain’t!); I said “and the bomb”!

Yep … somebody’s gone and dumped what appears to be a homemade bomb at the WallyWorld up there in Boone. It happened a little before 6 AM on Sunday.

Now, maybe I’m a bit old-fashioned (I said “maybe”! Don’t hold me to that in everything, okay??), but … ummm, wouldn’t it be better (if ya don’t like WM) to, like, just … er, stop shopping there?? I mean, whatcha gonna tell your fellow inmates: That ya got PO’d at WallyWorld and decided you’re gonna stop ‘em once-and-for-all? (Geez … one down, over 3,000 to go, cowboy …)

As of this writing, no arrests have been made. Tell ya what: Just de-fuse the bomb and leave it where it is. Most likely, the guy will come back, pick it up, take it in to customer service and demand a refund, sayin’ he bought it there! Then you can get ‘im!

I mean, don’t they always do that?

MEETING THE LOAN ARRANGER

With more and more people looking for good housing these days — and in a market that’s so topsy-turvy it’s not even close to being funny — there’s a need for solid loan companies to help with home purchasing, improvements and more.
And, while there are loads of them that promise “this” or “that”, there’s a highly recommended and reputable one right at your fingertips! In just a minute, I’ll give you their link …
but, for now, just imagine all you can do with that loan … especially when it’s from a company that is not only reliable but helps you every step-of-the-way! They’ll show you how various mortgages work, help you determine how much you can afford, discuss debt consolidation, and more!
So, for a company that’s honestly got your best interests and security at heart, just go to the finest mortgage lenders in the business!
Go ahead … click there now … and start breathing easier about taking out a mortgage loan!

Well, that’s all for now. Until tomorrow, Charlotte …

Alright, I’m gonna stick my neck out here and say that the flap over SC’s capitol building, the Rebel flag and the NAACP is totally crazy!

Yeah, I know it’s a “symbol of the South”, right??

WRONNNNNNNG!!!

It’s a symbol of separatism! It’s when eleven southern states became PO’d because the Feds were pushin’ high industrialization and (can you believe this??) freedom from oppression for all African-Americans!!

So what’d we do?? We got mad and made our own little nation (uh … inside another nation!). And the “stars and bars” was our “flag”.
We decided to fight and kill our own brothers, cousins, uncles, etc. rather than give up slavery (that’s one of the issues! Gotta face it!)!!

So we treat that flag with honor?? Man, it’s a total disgrace … a period in our history that we oughtta be ashamed of! And for every African-American, it’s rightly a symbol of the worst of oppression!
As long as that friggin’ thing flies anywhere, it’s going to be a reminder that we, at one time, were cruel!

Before I get off the subject, lemme leave ya with this cartoon:

INSURING FOR LESS

Look … we all need life insurance, no what financial shape we’re in. And, being a former insurance man myself, I can tell ya that, with rising costs of preparations, funerals and burials, it’s absolutely essential!
Now, of the different insurance packages available, the best and most affordable is the term life. Not only are the premiums easy on the wallet, but, more importantly, it’s pure insurance protection!
Of course, when looking for the right company, you can spend hours checking with different agencies, hearing about various plans, etc. and still end up a bit frustrated with your search.
Why not go with one that’ll actually put you first, stand behind what they offer, and prove they deserve the superior (A+) rating they’ve received? How about if I told you they won’t require a medical exam from anyone (just a few short questions)? Okay … let’s throw in premiums as low as $3.27 a month for adults?. And prompt, personal service!
Not bad for your peace-of-mind, huh?? Then all you have to do is click on this link for the best in term insurance.
Do it today, okay?

We’ve seen it happen too many times before around here:
Doors unlocked, answering machines telling callers We’re not at home right now, lights not on, hedges or shrubbery obscuring windows … then …
Our house becomes another statistic.

It’s great to hear the residents of Steele Creek are banding together to do something about the recent wave that’s hit their neighborhood. Maybe we all need to follow suit.

Now, some of you are thinking it’s just another Neighborhood Watch thing. No big deal — the thugs will find a way around it. But you’re wrong in this case, because these people are not only vigilant about keepin’ the intruders out … they actually care about their neighbors, and want to help in every way, shape or form possible.
It’s truly a community!! And we could learn from them!

A coupla hints here, though:

• When you go out anywhere, be sure your answering machine/voicemail does NOT say you’re not there!! At best, tell the listener that you’re away from the phone for a moment.” Don’t broadcast your absence!
• Always .. always leave a TV or radio on … and at a decent level. It gives the intruder the feeling that someone might just be inside!
• Be sure to have both back and front porch lights on, as well as at least one light in each room inside!
• Ask a neighbor to keep an eye out on your place. If you’re gonna be gone overnight, ask that person to pick up your mail or newspaper for you!
• Last — but most obvious — lock your doors when you leave. Right … deadbolt them!

Using these ideas, plus a neighborhood watch like Steele Creek has, and you’ll be a lot safer!

HUMIDITY GOT YOU DOWN? HERE’S RELIEF!!

One thing that really gets under the skin of a lot of folks is the humidity around here. It builds up the effect of allergens (like mold and mildew), causes you to lose energy, and is just a downright nuisance!
But now you can get the best in dehumidifiers … and at fantastic savings! When you click the link you’re about to see, you’ll not only find high-quality basement and home humidifiers, but information, comparison charts, more on dehumidifiers themselves, and more!
So, why suffer through the heat and humidity of summer?? All you need to do is click on this link to find the best — Santa Fe dehumidifiers.
Do it now … and start breathing easier tomorrow!

FINALLY … we’re back “on the air” (man, that’s the last time I write about a thunderstorm! Geez …)!!

Anyway … got a LOTTA catchin’ up to do, so let’s get to it, okay??

Didja read where, instead of renovatin’ Pineville Elementary (where this writer, his kids, his siblings … heck, everybody but his dog … went [when we old folks went, it was the old, three-story Farm Life school building]), they’re now talking about just building a new one?? They’re usin’ McClintock Elementary as a prototype, more or less.

Now, here’s what I don’t get: According to Mike Raible (planning director with CMS), it’d cost about $16 million to build a new school.
But to renovate? It only would take $13.3 million for Pineville School! Of course, that’s just last year’s figures. Gee, gang … what’s gone up over the past 12 months (hint: PRICES!!)

Seems to me that if they wanna save a cool $3.3 mil, just spruce up the school! It not only saves time (very precious in a child’s education), and money — but just plainly makes sense.

Of course, that’s just my opinion. What’s yours?

THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

Y’know, with the popularity of today’s home theaters and large TV areas, it just doesn’t seem right to just sit in a stiff, average chair to watch your favorite movie anymore!
I mean, if you’re gonna put in one of those personal entertainment meccas, you oughtta really make it comfortable … and as much like your own theater as possible!
Now, if you click on the link I’m about to give you, you’ll find that it’s affordable, and you’ll have a selection of seating and other add-ons that’ll make kickin’ back and enjoying your favorite movie or TV show more than just something to relax with … it’ll become an event!
To find out more about the best in theater seating and more, just click on that link you just passed … you’ll find just what you need there, and at the best prices anywhere!

Okay … like I said, we gotta do a load of catch-up here (hmmm … come to think of it, I like that on my hot dogs as well); but we’re also gonna include some welcome changes as well. So stay tuned …

Yup … it’s been rainin’ …
and you’d be surprised at how many folks aren’t complaining about it. Y’see, after the flooding that’s taken place along the Mississippi, we’re a bit humbled … and thankful … that we’re not takin’ on the heaviest of the water woes.

Still, it’s important to know what to do in the event we do have flooding over here — and it can happen in some places (ask those around Pineville, and especially in the Lakes Wylie and Norman areas!). Though most of us know what to expect and do, here’s an idea that a reader down in Alabama sent me. Betcha hadn’t thought of it, have ya?:

“… an idea that anyone can use is to rent an above-water level storage unit to put all their really important valuables into (sic). That way, they can remain safe and dry in case theres (sic) flooding.”

Sounds good. Just be sure to find one that’s secure (where they won’t be tampered with), and you’re set!

FUN AT THE PARKS

Whether you’re goin’ to Freedom Park, Pineville Park or Carowinds Park, you’re bound to have a good and relaxing time (okay … once it dries out a little!). With a zillion things to do or take in, you can relax and have some good, clean fun this summer.
But, a word to the wise (wait. Why do they say that?? I mean, don’t the “wise” already know things?? Guess it sounds better than “A word to those who don’t know better?” But, there again, would they be reading this if they … awww, nevermind …):
Wherever ya go this summer, PLEASE keep a close eye on your young’uns, okay? You’ve heard the old saying, “It’s a JUNGLE out there!” Well, it’s true … and it’s so easy for your kids to get lost, hurt … or worse … if they get away from you! So, sure … make it a fun summer; but, more importantly, make it a safe one!

AFFORDABLE INSURANCE

Y’know, there are still thousands of people around the country who don’t have good insurance — either they’re not covered or their policies don’t cover what they need. And, of course, the main culprit has been the media, which tends to make you think it’s too expensive now!
But they’re wrong, and the link I’m about to share with you will prove it!
Y’see, I’ve found a great spot that’ll not only help you find exactly what you’re needing in insurance, but also prices that’ll be easy on your budget! You’ll find auto, life, home, health, business and more here …
Why, they even have interesting articles, a list of frequently-asked questions … even insurance tools to ensure that you make the best decision and selection!
So, don’t let anyone tell ya that you can’t find affordable insurance anymore! Whether life, health or a solid auto insurance quote, it’s all there for you behind that link.
Visit there now, and get ready to save big!