Charlotte, NC

O-KAY! I give in!!
I’ve had more than a few emails askin’ what, exactly, does the Relic do, other than pennin’ one of Charlotte’s favorite blogs?
Well … ummm, see the guy in that pic? Now, imagine him without any hair on top, and you’ve got it!!

Actually, it’s not that bad (I stay away from espresso ever since that last shot at the old CoffeeWorks at the Arbouretum in Matthews. Long story …). But da man, he do stay bizzy!:

Y’see, there are three blogs I work on daily, thirty reviews typed out per month, a quarterly newspaper that’s done from scratch (even the ads are composed, with artwork), two UK acts to promote (dealing with A&R reps isn’t always easy!), seven articles to write on recurring bases, research to do, a house to maintain, bills to pay, pets to feed, and … ummmm … eat and sleep when available!!

In the office, aside from cats, are mounds of reports, papers, files, CDs, floppy disks (ummm … I … do have a computer in here somewhere!) and music. Always music. Classic rock/oldies. And, natch, The Fore and Ron Ryan (the two I’m promoting stateside).
And a litter box (see “papers”, which shall remain unsmudged by “cats”)
And, somewhere, a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich I started to eat an hour ago.

The music always keeps me pumped (why’d'ja think, over the past few years, I’ve been nicknamed Rock Relic, huh?).
But you, the readers, are the ones who get me juiced the most! 99.9% of ya e-mail rather than leave “comments” ’cause you’ve known me for a lonnnnnnnnng time. And it’s for you, as well as for those future friends who are just learnin’ about Crown Town and its wonder, that I’m writin’ this.
And it’s a blast!

SUMMERTIME and PATIOS

Together, they mean furniture that’ll make ya feel comfortable and are sturdy enough to handle that pitcher of ice-cold lemonade, maybe a few frosty Pepsi two-liters, the portable CD or the iPod and just relax with!
My fave’s always been the old “wrought-iron” look, but there are so many types you can get … either for pool-side or just out in the side yard, under your favorite shade tree!
Now, there are a lotta places in town that offer outside furniture … but, once you’ve spent your gas and fought the traffic to get to these places, you sometimes find the supply limited, and the style you wanted gone! If what you want is there, you have to spend big bux to buy it, go through long checkouts, cart it back to the house/apartment and hope it works for you!
Or … on the other hand,
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Now, there’s not enough space here to describe it all, but you can discover this patio furniture wonderland for yourself just by clicking the link above!
Go ahead … do it now, while you’re on this site … and get ready to have a great summer with the most fabulous and comfortable outside furniture you’d ever want!

It was one of those nights I’ll never forget:

You see, I had a beautiful, soft, furry friend with big, round, copper eyes and a heart that was bigger than all outdoors. Booger, as I called him, was constantly by my side, meowing to be picked up on occasion, sitting by my computer keyboard and watching this thing we call a “pointer” move, or just jumping on my stomach when I was asleep and “kneading dough”.

But, two days ago, I had to bury my little friend. Sadly, he passed of what the doc called severe chronic kidney failure, which he’d apparently inherited from his mother. It was the same thing that downed Lightning years before.
It was heartbreaking to see him go down so fast (and it does happen quickly!). I decided to take him home rather than the doc putting him to sleep, because I knew he wanted to be around those who loved him.
My heart pounded as I held him, stroked his fur, offered a little water, talked to him softly … knowing that it could be just scant minutes …

Then, my heart totally broke:

I’d just put him in a little cage (to keep the other pets from sniffing and bothering him) and went to get a cup of coffee. I heard a “crash” and knew the dogs’d turned over the trashcan.
But …
before I could get to the trashcan …
I saw my Westie, Brandy …
take an empty can of Friskies cat food …
and …
gently, ever so gently …
sit it softly and upright …
in front of Booger’s cage.
Then, she looked in the cage, then walked back to the can. Then to the cage, then to the can.

I cried as I hugged the white canine wonder and tried, in words she couldn’t understand, that Booger was leaving us.

Today, I’m a changed man somehow. In a world where dogs and cats are treated as just “pieces of meat” to be thrown around or neglected, I’ve become more understanding and appreciative of the souls of these animals … these “forever friends”.

Some people still call them “dumb animals”.

To me, those are now fightin’ words.

Rest in peace, little Booger. You don’t haveta be sick anymore …

Now … on to something different:

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Hey … remember during the last segment of The Fore interview, where a young fan named Eric asked their drummer, Simon Thompson:
“… I heard your song “Someone New” and LOVE it. How do you get the drum sound like the triple tom in there? Ive tried and tried because Im adrummer too.”?
Natch, Si was more than willing to explain it … but offered to take it a step further and show the lad how he did it!
Okay … (Eric, ya watchin’?) here it is! Watch how he does it, then practice on your own drumkit:

There, now! Got it?? Listen — ya gotta appreciate Simon; I mean, how many other drummers would take time to show ya their techniques?
(Now watch me get kicked when I say:) When ya learn the triplet, you can then say you’re playin’ a Simonized kit!! (oKAY! oKAY!! SAW-reee!! Geez …) Many thanks to Si for sharing this with his fans … and Eric (who’s also gettin’ this link by email!).

LET KIDS BE KIDS!

The headlines in the Observer were, alone, enough to make you cringe: “Officer Kills Man Beating Toddler To Death” “Pair accused of tying son to tree charged.”
People around this area, as well as the nation, are outraged over the way so-called “parents” are treating their own flesh-and-blood — especially and tragically, the children! Yet, we’re not seeing any major legislation to help them; courts let the criminals (yes, they are!!) off with a “slap on the wrist”, ultimately to go on performing their daily beatings and abuse.
And the children are the ones who suffer! Innocent, loving children!
So it shouldn’t be any shock to hear people applauding the officer who shot and killed the killer of that little boy. It’s just that we’re sick and tired of seeing little children become the target of insanity!
They’re kids, for God’s sake!! Love ‘em — as the Knickerbockers sang in The Coming Generation (side “B” of Lies) they hold the future in their hands!

GETTIN’ THE BEST BUY

Y’know, with today’s economic crunch, everyone’s looking for a bargain wherever they shop. They’ll hop in their cars, drive all over town (and gas, in case ya haven’t noticed, is a bit expensive right now), put up with big crowds, long lines, limited selections, unavailable or apathetic salespeople, and high prices just to find what they want!
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Now, there’s a lot more in store for you when you shop via their site! For example, along with the discounts can come free shipping; you can order via a secure site, meaning it’s hackproof! Next to the prices, probably the best part is that you can do it all just from the comfort of your own home!
So what’s to stop ya? While you’re on the web right now, just go on over to the site that offers you the best buy in just about everything!
You’ll be glad you did, I guarantee …

Well, this is the last segment of the innerview with Spencer Hannabuss (bass, vocals, songwriter, founding member), Luke Bentley (rhythm, vocals), Simon Thompson (drums, vocals) and Matt Hardy (lead, vocals) — collectively, THE FORE! (no, it’s not a misspelling! You’re reading the “interview” that gives you an “inner view” of the popular lads!)
Now, I’ve had a few e-mails that have asked “What does this have to do with Charlotte?” The answer’s in three parts: (1) Some of the questions were asked by CrownTowners; (2) the lads love NC and its people, and (3) with growing national interest in our SpongeTones comes an interest in the British Invasion and bands that are carryin’ that sound into the 21st Century! Besides, the band definitely wants to play Charlotte when they get over here!
That being said, here we go with Pt. 3 of The Fab FORE Interview!

(Now, one more time, troops: remember … I printed the questions out exactly as you wrote ‘em! No changes; didn’t wanna leave anything out! And, like I said before, Matt couldn’t make it to the “meeting of the minds” for this, but he had the others answer on his behalf).

The lads’ answers are in bold type:

“My son Chris wants to start a rock band he hopes will be sucessful (sic). Since the fore is so good and sucessful (sic) can you give him some advice on what he will have to do and what he needs to look out for?”

SIMON: A good drummer!! I’m sure Spencer will fill in the rest — he’s been there! lol

DAVID (co-manager): Well crafted songs are your biggest asset, along with practice, practice and then more practice! Play everywhere, one minute the Fore are playing with the Bootleg Beatles or at the Cavern and the next they are pushing trolleys full of equipment to play in the High Street! Keep moving forward and never give in. Be positive! Oh … and did I mention practice?

SPENCER: I’ll add to that - The first thing is to enjoy what you’re doing. Full stop. It sounds simple but if you’re playing music in a band that isn’t what you’re looking to do it’ll never work. We all love playing the style of music that we do and that’s so important - in the past we have had musicians in the band who weren’t 100% into the sound. It’s that love for what you do that gets you through the ‘dark’ times - it’s that that gets you by when you’re playing at gig miles from home, waiting 4 hours to play and then it’s only to a handful of people. The good times will come - but it’s often a long, long road (as the Hollies would say!)

“I know you played a big tv show for bbc. Is playing on tv any different than paying (sic) for a live show in front of fans? If so how?””

SPENCER: Very different. This is mainly because at a live show you can interact with the audience. The audience applause tends to ‘book-end’ a song whereas on TV there was … nothing!! We had to make sure we were speaking straight after the last chord was ringing to avoid those uncomfortable silences.
The BBC experience was unlike anything we had been through before. We were filmed constantly for 6 hours and the pressure to always be ‘performing’ was immense. We were pretty much presenting our own show which was something that we’ve never done before. Actually, by the end of the second, I think we had gotten a lot better at it and whilst I don’t know whether I’d like to do that particular show again, I think we’d all like to get more exposure on TV. We had a great time!

SIMON: When you play in front of an audience you feed off their energy, but, when it’s just us 4 and a camera man, we have to learn to feed off each other’s which is totally different. The BBC show we did was playing constant for 6 hours so, by the second day, there wasn’t much energy left.

“Have any of u ever met the beatles i mean paul or ringo? u sound so much like them and some even better.”

SIMON: I personally haven’t, though I’ve done the Liverpool tour and visited their original houses.

SPENCER: Well it’s an honour to be even compared to The Beatles, let alone someone saying we sound BETTER than them! Thank you!!!!
I’ve been fortunate enough to meet Paul McCartney in person. A good friend of mine worked as a radio reporter, working specifically on entertainment. He managed to get me an access to all areas pass at one of Paul’s ‘Back In The World’ tour in 2003. I was lucky enough to watch his sound check and then sit in on his interview with my friend. I even gave him a copy of 3 of my songs on CD!! He seemed a genuine kind of guy and I was really pleased to meet him!

“Do you ever get butterflys (sic) before going on stage?”

SPENCER: Not all that often these days, although there’s always a keenness to just get on stage and play. I’m often pacing around before a gig, just ‘cos I get impatient from not getting up there and doing what we do best!

SIMON: I think I did on my first gig but since then being on stage in front of people just feel right it’s where I belong.

“Do any of you have brothers or sisters who play too. I mean not with the fore but play.”

SPENCER: My sister is more arty than musical. Some of her drawings are amazing. My dad used to play semi-professionally years back, in the late 60s, so I guess that’s where I get my musical talent from. His guitar and bass were the first instruments I picked up.

SIMON: I have 2 older sisters but neither of them play — though my nephew has started to play drums now …don’t think his mum ever forgive me for that! lol

“A question for Simon if he doesntmind. I heard your song “Someone New” and LOVE it. How do you get the drum sound like the triple tom in there? Ive tried and tried because Im adrummer too.”

SIMON: During my little solo I’m playing the kick and both toms pretty much at the same time on different beats. But then I do the triple beat on just the floor tom and quickly move back to the original beat. Its difficult to explain but I’ll try and get a close up video of it to show you. (Rockiteers, if he can do it, I promise to put it on the very next post [and send a copy to you, Eric!])

SPENCER: I remember the first time that Si put the triplet in the drum fill. We were rehearsing in Croydon, Surrey (just me and him actually) and we were running over material for Black & White. It’s a great song, particularly live, and Si’s not really given credit for the part he plays in it, or many of our other songs. Good ol’ Si!!

I wanna thank all 4 (and Neil and David) of The Fore for taking a few minutes of their time to answer your questions! I gotta tell ya that, in thirty+ years in the biz of writin’ and rockin’, this is the best band I’ve ever had the pleasure to promote! And this is proof that you won’t find a more “fan-oriented”, harder-workin’ band in the known world than these FORE!!
But, for now, let’s get on to a coupla other thingz, okay?

SWINGIN’ OF A DIFFERENT TYPE

With summer comin’ up, a few extra days off (especially for you high schoolers), it’s time to think about relaxin’ in the shade while sippin’ a tall, cold glass of tea or lemonade.
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As some of you already know, I’m helpin’ promote a fantastic new UK band that’s tearin’ up the circuits in England: THE FORE! They’re all fantastic lads with a great Mersey/Hamburg sound, and are beginning to make some inroads here in the US!

Okay … so how does that tie in with Charlotte?

Well, a number of years ago — when I was doing some teacher’s aide-ing at Pineville Elementary (Mrs. Beverly Moore’s 3rd grade class) — I couldn’t help noticing that kids in our area are extremely adept at remembering things verbatim: book passages, directions, even song lyrics. (My favorite was a youngster named Della Fraley, who was almost like a walking journal! There wasn’t much she couldn’t recall!)

The kids’ names still brighten my mind as I recall their little faces: Kevin Towery, Kenny Taylor, Nikki Little, and little Kelly who could do gymnastics like a pro. But today’s children are just as adept, just as smart … and that says a lot for both schools and parents of today’s Queen City area!

The youngster that Fore bass player, Spencer Hannabuss, told me about, though, shows that, no matter where they live, children are soaking in what they hear and see like a sponge!
They were playing a gig this past weekend in Kent when a little seven-year-old girl (or about that age) in the audience began singing, word-for-word, every song in their set! Fifty minutes’ worth!! And all correctly and without missing a beat!

So, when I think back to Mrs. Moore’s class … when I think of Della, Kenny, Kelly and the rest … and when I see the kids of CharMeck today, I’ve just gotta repeat what the Oak Ridge Boys sang a few years ago: THANK GOD FOR KIDS! (by the way … if you EVER have a chance to get that song, DO IT! It’ll make your heart melt!)

SAYIN’ GOODBYE TO ACNE

Of course, as kids grow into their teens, they’re confronted with one of the scourges of the age group: acne. Now, there are a lot of products and places that promise this or that treatment will work for them … but how can teens be sure that what they’re hearin’ about is good for them?
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C’mon …
Do we really need this??

With the buzz about a new Hooters® goin’ uptown, folks are startin’ to wonder:WHY?!? It’s not as if we don’t have enough gawkers, stalkers and weird walkers around Tryon & Trade; now we’ve gotta tempt more of ‘em to come up, right?

Actually, the food isn’t that bad there (I dare anyone to try their hottest wings and not go for water immediately after!), but that’s not what guys wanna keep abreast of! (ummm … it’s a pun, people!) And, natch, it’s gonna cause a lotta friction between the Mr. and Mrs. (don’t places like that always cause trouble somewhere along the line?).

So, if ya wanna put a Hooters® in the downtown area, make sure they’re owls, which are infinitely safer. Don’t make boobs outta (OUCH!! Did I just say what I think I said?? Oh. Okay …) the male of the species who walks the downtown tundra with briefcase, bag or ‘brella. There are other places …

CAN YA STAND TV?

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Well, it’s (apparently) official:
In the main event for the great November Reign show coming up in five months, it’ll be “Bruisin’” Barack Obama pitted against “Big” John McCain (y’know, that almost sounds like a movie character! lol).

Now, in case you’re wonderin’ who this writer’s votin’ for … well, let’s just say anybody who’ll drive the Bush school of thought outta the White House!
Especially in light of the insulting joke about “inbreeding” that Dick Cheney told against West Virginia at the NPC … and when he responded to a reporter’s statement that most Americans think the war’s wrong. (His response: “So??”) When she asked if he cared what Americans think, he said, “No” — then tried some flimsy excuse to “explain” himself out of it!
We don’t need four more years of that nonsense (in fact, we don’t need four more minutes of it)!

Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see what the outcome of the November general election’s gonna be. One thing’s almost certain now: West Virginia, at least, will be votin’ Democrat!

LONGIN’ FOR LOVELY LINGERIE?

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By now, every rocker around the Queen City (and beyond) has heard the sad news:

Bo Diddley is dead.

The amazing guitarist/singer, whose “cigar-box” guitar and African-based 5/4 rhythm pattern influenced generations of musicians (just an example: Johnny Otis’ Willie and the Hand Jive), died of heart failure at home in Archer, Florida. He was 79.

It’s ironic that the first time I ever heard of him was in an old record that my sister had back as a kid in Pineville. It was by country satirist Ray Stevens and called Santa Claus Is Watching You. Then, I heard the man and was immediately captivated by his simple, bluesy voice surrounded by a thumping beat.

At first, some thought he was just a “one-hit-wonder”, using a gimmick to cross racial barriers. But when acts like Buddy Holly, The Rolling Stones, The Seeds (Get Me To The World On Time), The Strangeloves (I Want Candy) and, later, George Thorogood and The Destroyers and even KISS began emulating the wild beat (someone said it was “shave-and-a-haircut-two-bits” played on mount and floor tom a bit faster), we all realized the worth of this giant!

Recently, someone said if ya didn’t like rock-n-roll, ya didn’t know Diddley! How true that play-on-words is today!
The legend will be missed … but, believe me: His music WILL live on!!

Sheeesh … Summer School; words that most kids hate to hear.
But … the Panthers??
Yep! They’ve got it, more or less. Actually, it’s sort of a warm-up — voluntary practices that’ll last until mid-June (their official training camp doesn’t begin until sometime in July).
Here’s a little bit about their summer school:

• The practices officially are offseason training activities (OTAs). They’re not allowed pads or contact, and they’re closed to the public.

• Popular rookie running back Jonathan Stewart won’t be there. Y’see, his school in Oregon (which uses the quarter system) is still in session, and the NFL doesn’t allow players to work in OTAs until after their classes have ended.

• The other rookies are expected to be on hand. On Tuesday, they did re-sign Curtis DeLoatch, who played six games last season before injuring his knee. Curtis, who was born in Murfreesboro, has played for the New York Giants, New Orleans Saints and the Panthers in four seasons.

I just hope they come outta their summer school with a lot better feeling than a lot of us did years ago!!

GOIN’ WITH THE LOGO

Y’know, as a businessman/media consultant/writer, I’ve gotta put a lot of business cards into action! But it takes forever to have the logos worked up, layin’ the whole card out like ya want it, then having ‘em printed by a local company. Then you’ve gotta wait … and wait … and hope they come out okay.
But there’s one place you can go online and have great ones made … to your specifications, ’cause you make ‘em yourself!
And it’s sooooo easy! I just tried a couple of designs myself, and the process is really simple: Among the six easy-to-follow steps, you pick out a logo from your field, find the template you want, type in a few basic lines (your name, street info, phone number), check out the finished product, and pay (by secured server, natch!) … but only when you’re satisfied!
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Geez … it seems all anyone can talk about these days are coyotes in (or not in) Charlotte!

I mean, first we hear that the great gig-and-dancebar, Coyote Ugly’s, isn’t gonna get its lease for a downtown location.
Personally, I think it’s a drag, because it could liven things up, at least economically, down (up, over … dependent upon where you are as you read this) there. I’ve been to many big cities that’ve had the same opp, and turned it down — just to see big revenue go elsewhere!
Besides, it’ll bring new blood into the downtown area for shopping or whatever.
And, though I don’t drink, I’ve gotta admit that, as a venue, the Coyote Uglys usually bring a pretty big draw!
But it’s the city fathers’ decision …

Then you’ve got the problem with real coyotes plundering through South Meck areas. In fact, the Observer reports that a pup was almost killed by one down around Piper Glen.
Look … if ya see one, call the police and let them handle it from there. Back away from it as quietly as possible if you’re outside (and near your house), then go back in (take any pets you have, too!) and stay there until the gendarmes (cops) arrive.
They look like big dogs, sure … but they can be as vicious as wolves if you’re not careful!

Gee … what a time to be without the Road Runner!

DISPOSABLE GLOVES

A couple of days ago, it was my privilege to help my bobtailed beauty, Summer, deliver five lovely kittens! Of course, before you even think of handlin’ the little ones, you need to have good disposable gloves on. It’ll keep the “human” scent off the newborns and allow their mother to bond with them more securely.
Of course, there are other uses for the gloves, as you know; doctors require them before examinations, operations or whatever. But many people, whose skin is over-sensitive to dishwashing liquid, cleaning solvents, etc., also swear by them!
The best place to get these is right behind the link I’m gonna give you in a moment. But, for now, let me tell you that you’ll find a great selection of disposable latex gloves there, along with ultra thin powder free types that can fit either hand.
These folks also offer free shipping (in the 48 continental states) if your order’s over $25.00!
So, whether you’re a doctor, housekeeper, or someone who needs the protection provided by these latex gloves, just click on this link for the best offer on superb latex exam gloves now.

Being an old Rock Relic, I keep a close eye on the world of “oldies”, “”classic rock” and those who pay tribute/emulate or revive it.
There are only two bands I’ve found that actually does that, IMHO. One (and, undoubtedly, the fastest-growing) is based in England. The Fore didn’t set out to have a Merseyside/Hamburg sound, though; it just came naturally. And they don’t do “covers”; their music is 100% self-composed! You can find out more about them at their site or at The Rock Relic site.

But the other is a four-man band based right here in Charlotte! While The SpongeTones first started as a cover/tribute ensemble, they quickly grew and developed their own sound around some dynamite self-compositions!
And they have a great fanbase across America … and in the UK! I remember the first time I heard them: They were doin’ Please Mr. Postman ala The Beatles … and, while the music was “spot-on”, the vocals were a bit amateurish!
But MAN!! have these guys improved over the years! No wonder mates of mine from Arizona, California, New York, Canada and London are sold on ‘em!
So, to Jamie Hoover and friends, congrats! You’ve not only made a significant dent in the music world, but have also made us VERY proud of the fact that you’re from this side of the trax!!
(Geez … I feel like I’m in Liverpool circa 1965 or somethin’! LOL) Seriously: If ya get a chance to buy one of their CDs, do it! You’ll definitely like whatcha hear! Or read more about ‘em at this site. Better yet, be sure to take ‘em in live whenever they’re in your neck-of-the-woods, okay??

THE FAIRER FAUCET

One of the best faucets on the market today are the bar-style ones; they’re convenient, space-saving and more dependable than the old “L”-shaped ones that stick out and get in everyone’s way.
Now, if you’ve still got the old ones installed on your sink, believe me: you’ll be 100% happier with modern, classy, easy-to-clean bar faucets. I’ve used one for years, and wouldn’t have an “old” model again if ya gave it to me!
And the best place to find these faucets — at great prices, to boot — is found right behind that link you saw a second ago. But there’s more: You also can choose your brand, style, finish, configuration — even price range! I mean, they really go all out to provide you with the faucet that’ll be perfect for your sink or lavatory!
So check ‘em out today, okay??

Memorial Day. To many, it’s a “day off from work.” But to the countless thousands who’ve lost loved ones in service to our country, it’s a sacred holiday, an honorable tradition.
There are so many men and women here in the MeckCo area who’ve served — and made it back home alive. But within them lie memories of their buddies who paid the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. To them, we pay a special respect, knowing that, in fact, part of them died on the day their buddies did.

One special Memorial Day celebration stands out in The Relic mind, though.

It was May, 1989. Daddy had just picked me and my son, Mike, up from K-Mart in Starmount Shopping Center, and was heading home to ready for the Memorial Day ceremony at the Pineville Cemetery (he was Commander of VFW Post 9091 in town). About thirty minutes before he was to go — though he was dressed in his uniform — he reached over to tie his low-quarters. He stayed there, bent over, for a moment, and mama went to check on him.
He looked up, tears streaming down his face. He couldn’t tie his shoes. He’d had a stroke. Of course, he was taken to the hospital as Jack Crump took his place at the podium.

May, 1991. The most amazing man in the world — Eola Hinson (pump repairman, deacon, caring father, loving husband to mama) — had passed from this world nine months before of lung cancer (they found it as he was in the hospital two years before). At the ceremony that Memorial Day, Jack read the names of all veterans who were buried there, and handed out flags to members of his or her family.
When he got to the name “Cecil Eola Hinson,” something strange happened: Jack’s voice cracked and trembled, and the people in attendance sighed and, in some cases, had tears as mama slowly walked forward, tears in her own eyes, to accept the flag for his grave.

It’s a day I’ll never forget … and it made me so proud that Daddy (as others there in that cemetery) was a patriot — a true American in every sense of the word. He’d served in the Second World War as a commo sergeant (Top Sergeant), and was thankful that he’d been given the blessing of returning home.

May we, as Americans, pray for that blessing for ALL our men and women overseas!

FROM DEATH TO LIFE

If you remember, last post told you about my fave cat, Contessa, as she is dying. Even as I write this, she’s beside me as I’m still comforting her and dabbing her little mouth with water, nutritional paste (vet-recommended), etc.
Yet, in the other room, another lovely feline of mine (Indian Summer) has just given birth to five beautiful little kittens! After helping with their births (I think she’s finally gotten the knack of feeding them!), I then come back to the office and check on Contessa. Believe me, it’s a strange feeling.
But it’s sort of like the song by Blood, Sweat and Tears (and when I die, and when I’m gone, there’ll be one child born in this world to carry on*). And it’s an eerie feeling.
At the moment, Tessa is apparently resting, while the kittens are doing well. Just keep the brood in your prayers, okay? Thanks.
* And When I Die performed by Blood, Sweat and Tears

A GREAT OPPORTUNITY

As this economy seems to tighten its financial grip on us, many people are looking for a solid, home-based business for a second income. Often, if it’s presented right, it becomes their main source of income in time.
Now, the link I’m about to share will send you to a site that offers you just that: the opportunity for good, home-based work that has the potential for great income for you! And the best part is that it’s based on ecology!
I don’t know of anyone who doesn’t want cleaner air and an environment that’ll be safer and better for our families! With their products, you have an enormous opportunity to provide something that everyone wants — especially with the environment being a major issue and on everyone’s minds lately.
So you can actually help provide a cleaner, healthier life for others and make some decent income to boot!
Sound good? Then just click on EcoQuest Intl to learn more about this amazing business opp now!

I dunno … perhaps I’m a bit too sensitive …
but, as I write this, my favorite little buddy — a short, sweet little Himalayan named Contessa — is passing away. The doc says there’s nothing that can be done for her, and, rather than have her euthanized in some sterile, impersonal environment, I decided to bring her back here, where she’d be comfortable and surrounded by those who love her — me and her little feline family.

And, to top it all off, a “friend” of mine (whom I’d called) had the nerve to say, “Whatcha worryin’ about? It’s just a cat!” Yeah. Sure. Like a BMW is “just a car” …

Look … this little girl was the first at the door when I’d come in from work, ready to greet me; when I was a bit down, she’d jump up on my lap and lick my face, seemingly hoping it’d make me feel better (it did!);
she was always there. And now … I can’t do a damn thing to help her, other than just keep a little water dabbed around her mouth (Himmies hate medicine droppers, and the least little squabble [stress] could kill her at this point!) and be there for her, comforting …

Daddy had the same situation when the big Lab he had beside the shop, Bingo, lay dying. Mary and Dink went through it with Sam, Willie and others. Most of you reading this has had the same situation. Still — though there are so many who can relate — it’s still hard. The one solace I have is something John Lennon said years ago. Though not a quote here, it was something like “how do we know it’s not better over there than it is here — wherever ‘there’ is?”
So, shortly, she’ll cross that Rainbow Bridge … and I know it’s bound to be beautiful there …

KEEPING ABREAST OF THINGS

Y’know, a lot’s been said about breast implants, but did you know these serve purposes well beyond cosmetic? There are those whose breasts might be underdeveloped or misshapen for whatever reason. Of course, women can also lose breast volume due to pregnancy.
Now, there are a lot of doctors who perform augmentation surgery, but, since you don’t want to take chances here, your best bet is to go to the best — and you’ll be able to meet them at the click of your mouse in just a moment.
But, first, let me tell you that this site not only tells you all about augmentation, but even goes over the procedure with you, answers any questions you have, and even introduces you to the doctor in charge — judged one of the best in 2008!
So, if you believe that you’re a good candidate for breast implants augmentation, just click on that link you passed and be sure to visit with the doctor who can perform the best and most confident procedure for you!

Geez … just when ya thought ya heard it all …
comes word of the woman who faked her “daughter’s” death in order to obtain benefits (it was in the Observer a few days ago, remember?). She had a couple of women pose as “relatives” who took the “daughter’s” photo and information to a funeral home, which, in turn, provided the info to their local paper.
But …
it was all a scam. The “daughter” (who allegedly was “killed in action in Afghanistan”) was a fake; her “photo” was one taken from a fashion magazine. Right … the cold-hearted, conniving, selfish idiot who did this not only was trying to scam money, but spit directly in the faces of every parent who’s actually lost a son/daughter in combat!
Fortunately, the powers-that-be caught the perp … so the story’s behind us now.

Or is it?

Every day here in America, somebody’s trying to scam (ie, trying to get money or property by lying about a situation, quality, etc.) someone somewhere. Whether it’s the classic telemarketers, door-to-door “salesmen” (gotta throw in a disclaimer at this point: Not all who work in those two trades are shady or illegal. But the bad ones ruin it for the good) or others, they’re out to get your money!

So what can we do to stop these jerks — especially those who try to play on our emotions or conscience? Here are three steps that can’t fail:

• First, ask questions. Tough questions. Demand to know (a) their names, (b) where their offices (or themselves) are located. Get the street address and phone numbers!
• If you have any doubts about them, call 911. Let the law handle the investigation! (A hint here: When talking to these people, be sure to let ‘em know they’re going to be checked out first. That includes any information given to a funeral home, newspaper, etc.) If they’re/the situation’s legit, they won’t mind.
• Simply, say NO! if you have any doubt.
• For email scams, it’s simple: If it’s not something you ordered, or if the sending party’s not in your “address book”, just report it as spam. Don’t just delete it!!

This way, you’re gonna be a lot safer and can breathe easy!

WALK RIGHT IN

Y’know, back when I was doin’ the OCW shows in Kentucky, I noticed a lot of folks talkin’ about or using bathtubs they can walk in easily! Though I’d heard of these before, I had no idea how useful they could be (you see, back-in-the-day, some areas of KY had a polio outbreak, and there are also a lot of serious diabetics … and these tubs are invaluable to folks who suffer from those afflictions!).
Of course, they’re great for anyone, and very comfortable (I stayed in a motel that has ‘em installed!). And there’s one place where you can get these at (1) a great price, (2) in an assortment of styles, (3) with the drains, extension kits and more to give you the best efficiency, (4) safety tub brochures and a whole lot more!
They’re great for those in your family who might have a problem getting into the standard tubs … but works wonders for anyone!
To find out more about these wonderful tubs and their ease of access, just click on the link that’ll take you to the best spot for walk in bathtubs … and order yours today!