Cell-fish Drivers …
It might … er, take awhile before I get back onto Belk Freeway again. First, I’ve gotta get my nerves calmed down …
Y’see, I was tryin’ to get onto it after leaving Pineville for a return home, but, while I was gettin’ on it, I was nearly clipped by a driver on her … uh-huh. You can fill in the rest of the sentence, right? In a way, it was kinda ironic, because I’d just heard somebody talkin’ on the radio about how the “cell phone made (him) feel a lot safer when (he was) on the road”.
Hmph. Maybe him … I mean, after he hits someone, and his air bags deploy, and he can find it after rummagin’ through the wreckage, he can tape the pieces together to make a call to his insurance man … or, maybe (hint, hint!) the police.
I dunno why they even allow those things in cars. Oh, sure they’re good in emergencies … but can’t they make ‘em in a way so a running engine will interfere too much with reception? It already does that with my radio, so there can’t be too much more technology involved!
Anyway, I hope she got through to whoever she was callin’, and that it was a very important call! So, while I’m gettin’ my wits about me again (HA! Like I ever had them before …), let me close out this part of the post.
Besides, I’ve got a call on my cell …
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