Charlotte, NC

IT’S OPEN!!

And what a rush it is to see soooooo many bloggers, writers, announcers and acts from around the world covering Myrtle Beach’s newest and grooviest attraction, Hard Rock Park! (In fact, the Relic’s heard that some are callin’ the area Myrtle Beat! Yeah … kinda unfair. We Kackalackians know that MB’s the home of beach music … and that’s the true “Myrtle Beat”!)

Performers are loadin’ up almost as quickly as the fans (who are in looooove with Mt. Rockmore — sorta like Mr. Rushmore but with Elvis, John, Bob and Jimi enshrined on it); they’re lookin’ to get gigs there, because they know a winner when they see it!

Now, with vacations comin’ up, you might wanna know how to get there, right? Okay … here ’tis:
From Charlotte: I-77 S toward Columbia. Exit 16A to I-20 E to I-20 Spur E. Take Palmetto St., US-76 E to SC-576 E, which becomes US-501 S. Follow 501-S directions above.

This is one spot you don’t wanna miss touring, people! (Oh … did I mention the Moody Blues, Eagles and Charlie Daniels are on tap to perform there this year?) You can take the Whole Lotta Love ride (this rascal blasts off with a noise that’s ten times louder than a jet landing … so now you know the kids’ll wanna go!), or the Nights In White Satin: The Trip experience (yep, both of these have the OK — and input — from the bands that made the songs famous).

So, to quote the great Shredder (what?? You mean nobody watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anymore?? Geez …) GO. PLAY. HAVE FUN.

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