Identity Crisis, Pt. II
Awwww, geez … and just when I thought I was makin’ a name for myself …
Remember when I did a little “research” and found around six other dudes with my name doin’ stuff around the state? I mean, ya had detectives, preachers, runners, insurance men and the like. WOW!! Six other guys who …
ummm … (are ya ready for this??) add five more to the list. (Y’know, if this keeps up, I’m gonna haveta check Mercy Hospital’s records and see if old Doc McD had a duplicating machine in the delivery room …)
Actually, it made me realize that I hadn’t fully explained which Chuck Hinson I am. Sounds weird, but … hey, I’ve got that right, right? Just to set the record straight …
The Pineville setting, with main stars Eola and Irene Hinson bein’ my folks oughtta give it up. But, justincase, lemme go a coupla steps farther: I was the dude who gradded in ‘69 from Sabre Central (ie, South Meck), did a whole lotta pickin’ and shakin’ as a guitarist back then, and went on to become syndie columnist (Coffee Talk) in The Southeast Charlotte News for a few years.
Today, I’m known worldwide as The Rock Relic — dedicated to preservin’ the true energy of “our” generation’s music through blogs, articles, audio productions, personal appearances (in the RR role) and, soon, on webcast radio!
I also do voiceovers and fill in the rest of non-zzzz time as ringside commentator and publisher for Ohio Championship Wrestling. Still at a slick 160, I’ve got a bald top now but a lot inside.
My main digs are in Pineville, but I make runs to Ashland (Kentucky, for wrestling shows), Abingdon (Virginia, for research), Calgary (Canada, also for research) and back. Other stops are for the PA’s and reviews …
Hmph … what’ve these other CH’s got? Actually, I’d like to get ‘em all together one day and have one heckuva cookout! No need to ask who’s who … and, if anybody’s wife calls, anyone in the crowd can take it … it’ll be his guilt trip in our collective name (not me, though. I’m unattached at present …).
I just hope they all like grits!
If there’s any more of ‘em, be sure to send ‘em to this site, okay? Any show of hands??

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